The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


In Blog Years, We Are Officially 10487492367 Years Old On Sunday.
May 1, 2026, 5:15 am
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Yes, it’s Friday.

And yes, it’s the first of May.

But neither of those things are as incredible as this …

You see, on Sunday, it will be 20 years since I started this blog.

TWENTY BLOODY YEARS!

That’s before the iPhone.
And Android.
And Facebook.
And the Kindle.
And the financial crisis.
And before Pluto lost its planet creds.
AND BEFORE WI-FI WAS PUBLICLY AVAILABLE … so a very long time ago.

I still remember why I started it …

It wasn’t for any attempt for notoriety or popularity, it was more to do with survival.

You see I’d got a job that – frankly – I was woefully under-qualified for, and because it demanded so much of my time and energy to make sure I didn’t completely fuck it up, I needed an outlet for all the ideas and thoughts that were going around my head that I just didn’t feel were right for what I needed to do at that time.

Not because I was sure I was going to use them later … more because I needed to feel I was still connected to the stuff I loved while also believing that if I didn’t find a way to get them out of my head, they’d maybe be no more space left for anything new to enter my head.

And so this blog was born.

Reading through the first few posts not only reveals the times we were living in, but also the headspace I was in.

Trying to balance making sense of stuff happening around me while also needing an outlet for stuff I was feeling or thinking … which, in many ways, set the tone for how this blog has been for over 2 decades.

Which George recently described as, “the blog version of TK Maxx”.

He’s not wrong … and in some ways, I really like that.

Sure, among the almost 5000 posts I’ve written, there’s a lot of [to keep the TK Maxx analogy going] cheap and nasty shit in there … but there’s also a few ‘designer label’ gems hidden amongst it all.

At least for me.

Stuff that made me think, challenge or question stuff in ways that I had not imagined or considered before.

Stuff that ended up impacting how I did things and how I still do things.

Stuff that forced me to articulate what I believe, not just what I feel.

Maybe those posts meant nothing to anyone but me. Hell, maybe no one even read them. But while every post I’ve written reflects something about who I was – or am – those ‘self-defined gems’ have a special place in my heart because they represent a moment where I felt I was growing and learning.

It’s why I always enjoyed the comment section, because for all the overwhelming piss-taking I received, the vast majority always ‘encouraged’ me to look deeper, wider or longer at issues I’d written about. And I loved that. I loved how the people who commented always kept me on my toes … which is why one of the unexpected pleasures of writing this blog for so long has been seeing how my opinion on certain subjects has changed or evolved over the years. It’s served as a great reminder about the importance of always exposing yourself to others perspectives, opinions, experiences and standards, even if the goal of it is simply to be really sure about what you think or believe.

In many ways, that’s the biggest surprise of 20 years writing this blog.

I never expected anyone to comment on anything I wrote, because I started it just for me.

A private place to express my thoughts and idiocy.

But then Andy discovered it and he sent an email to everyone at Cynic and some of our clients announcing it and then the mayhem started.

At that point, blogging had become a big thing. A good thing. A community of people who wanted to help and contribute to what others were doing. A lot of this was down to the great Russell Davies and his iconic blog … a place that not only brought people from all over the world together, but inspired others to start writing their own as well.

It was a place that not only exposed me to a lot of brilliant people I’d never have known about without his blog – people like Gareth Kay, Paul Colman, Northern Planner, Rob Mortimer, Marcus, John Dodds, Lauren, Age to name but a few – it also brought people to my blog who helped add to the texture, lessons and perspectives I was writing about.

I will forever be grateful to Russell for that … especially as most of the people he inadvertently introduced me to, not only still exist in my life but I have met them all IN THE FLESH.

Alas the blogging community, like most things in life, has moved on with maybe only Martin and I still churning stuff out via that platform. [Well, he curates, I churn] And while technologies advances allows strategists to be even more connected in even more ways, the energy of the community is not the same as it was back in the early days of blogging.

Now it feels more aggressive.

More sharp elbows and self publicizing.

Wanting the spotlight on them rather than the work they do.

But then, the industry seems to value those who talk about the work more than those who actually make it … which kind-of highlights why the industry is in the state it finds itself in but refuses to acknowledge.

Emperor’s New Clothes anyone?!

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That this blog is 20 years old blows my mind. I never thought it would last that long, mainly because I never gave much thought about how long I’d be writing the thing. It’s not always been fun – when I was receiving a lot of anonymous hate that resulted in me deciding to stop allowing comments was definitely a low point – but all in all, the whole experience has been pretty glorious.

In many ways, this is one of the longest committed relationships I’ve ever had.

And one of the most successful, hahaha.

The fact there are some people who have been reading it for almost as long as I have been writing it, is madness.

Have they no taste?
Have they got nothing better to do?
Or maybe they’re stuck in prison and this is part of their ‘sentence’.

The good news for them is there’s no way this will still be a ‘going concern’ in another 20 years … at least not in terms of how regular I’ve been writing posts for the past 2 decades. Not because I am running out of things to say [albeit Andy said I have only ever written 3 posts and just keep re-writing them in different ways] but because I’ll be – hopefully – doing other things with my life.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll always be grateful to advertising … it has given me a life I never could have dared to imagine … but I am increasingly spending more and more of my time working and collaborating with artists and I feel that’s where my future may be. Not because I don’t love what I do, but because I find their definition and expression of creativity even more interesting, challenging, open, provocative and progressive than where our industry is choosing to head.

But that’s not going to happen yet. Hell, it may not happen at all – I could get fired by all the artists tomorrow for all I know – which is why for the time being, I’ll keep happily juggling my two ‘lives’ while churning out daily blog posts at the same time.

Sorry, hahaha.

That said, the point of continuing this blog is different to what you may think and why I originally started it.

Because while it has helped me grow, learn, make new friends and even help build my professional reputation [which is hilarious when you read some of the stuff I’ve churned out, like this!] … it delivers something that is even more important to me.

Connection to my family.

I know … I know … that sounds weird-as-fuck, but what I mean is this:

A few years ago, Jill said that while she rarely ever reads my blog, when she does – she can hear my voice because of the way I write.

Put simply, how I write is how I talk … so when she reads my posts, it feels like I’m with her.

And she liked that.

Add to this that I’ve shared deeply personal and important moments in my life – from getting engaged to getting married, to Mum dying, to becoming a Dad, to getting Rosie – and Bonnie – to saying a tearful goodbye to Rosie, to moving from Singapore to HK to China to America to London to New Zealand [so far] … which means moving from cynic/WPP to Sunshine to Wieden+Kennedy to Deutsch to R/GA to Colenso [not to mention all the other highs and lows that have impacted or been introduced to my life over this period, be it death, covid, friends, family, health, books, chaos, and/or multitudes of weird, wild, crazy shit] … and this blog is no longer just a place where I rant rubbish, it’s a place my family can have me close even when I’m no longer here.

That means a lot to me.

Not because I want them to need me, but because I like knowing they can access me should they ever need me.

Or if Otis ever wants to introduce me to whoever becomes important in his life.

It’s why I’m going to keep writing it and why I’m going to move it to a free domain again, to make sure it always stay up … because what originally was a place just for me, has become a place that offers connection to the most important people to me.

And with that, I want to say a big thank you to everyone who has ever visited or commented.

Whether you meant it or not, you’ve given me far more than I ever imagined or hoped for.

Thank you. Love you. Grateful for you.

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Why A Pregnancy Test Reveals Humanities Devolution …
April 13, 2026, 6:15 am
Filed under: 2026, A Bit Of Inspiration, Culture, Curiosity, Experience, Innovation, Technology

As many of you know, I love technology.

Well, that’s not completely correct … I love gimmick, gadget technology.

Robot dogs.
Robot balls.
Robot guitars.

If it does something interesting – or something stupid – you can be pretty sure I will not only love it, but I will do my best to own a version of it. Or in the case of my Robot Dogs, a hundred of them. [Long story]

Obviously, we know the speed and rise of technology is ridiculous, but you have to be of a certain age to really appreciate it.

There was an article years ago that argued people born between the late ’60s/early ’70s were the only generation who could truly appreciate the internet’s impact … in so much as they would have been old enough to have established life prior to its emergence, while still being young enough to embrace all it offered as it became more and more everyday and mainstream.

Whether that is true, is anyone’s guess … but I know many of the things I now take for granted, were once the sort of idea that belonged in science fiction cartoons.

Now I appreciate that makes me sound the oldest man in the universe, but recently I saw 2 things that really brought it home to me. And hopefully to you.

The first is the Apple Mac Neo – Apple’s ‘budget’ laptop – is run off a computer chip found in an iPhone.

I don’t know about you, but I find that amazing.

Sure, I knew my iPhone was powerful, but knowing it can run an entire computer – albeit an ‘entry level one’ – makes me look at it with new found respect … not to mention makes me appreciate how far technology has come, given back in 1956 the IBM 305 RAMAC – a computer that needed a lorry to transport it due to its size and weight – only had 5 fucking megabytes memory.

FIVE!!!

But even that doesn’t quite capture the advancement of technology in a way everyone can relate to …
Doesn’t quite capture the computing power we take for granted every single day …

But this will.

Recently, a computer engineer got the 80’s classic video game to run on the screen of a pregnancy test.

That’s right … the screen of a device that tells you whether you’re pregnant or not, can be programmed to turn it into a video game.

Sure, they had to adapt its inner workings a little.
Sure, it is hardly the best user experience in the World.
But the reality is, this everyday device has the computing power to run an entire video game.

A VIDEO GAME!!!

But you want to know something even crazier than that?

Well, it’s not that it can tell you whether you’re CARRYING LIFE INSIDE OF YOU, which is pretty amazing in itself. Nor is it that it has more memory than the giant IBM computer above. On no … the craziest thing is every pregnancy device has more computing power than we used to land a man on the fucking moon.

Yep, a product we buy and literally PEE ON, then THROW IN THE BIN is more powerful than all the computing power we had to send astronauts into OUTER FUCKING SPACE!!!

Kind of sad that for all this advancement, we use it to doom-scroll each day.

Or worse, read this bloody blog.

And that – ladies and gentlemen – not only explains how far technology has come and how much technology surrounds every aspect of our life … but how casually we treat, use and disrespect the most powerful tools humanity continually creates.

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Why Covid Was Less Destabilizing Than The Plans Some Tech Companies Have For Us …

A few weeks ago, Jack Dorsey – ex-Twitter and now Block – laid off 40% of their staff.

They say this was not because they were doing badly, but because it allowed them – thanks to AI – to be even better positioned to take advantage of future opportunities.

He also said that he suspects most organisations will follow suit in the near future.

He’s not wrong … for many, reducing headcount is the ultimate commercial dream. Which got me thinking …

What will happen when every company is ‘AI’ led/driven/managed and there’s no more employees who can be ‘restructured’ to satisfy the C-Suite and/or share market?

How will companies exist when the people they once sold to, no longer have an income to keep buying their goods? How will companies compete when they all follow the same AI-led protocols, all learned from the same aggregated models and practices? How will companies build value when they’ve turned everything into a commodity? How will companies exist with ‘access per user’ business models, when AI removes the need for users? How will companies justify their price premium when they keep promoting their use of AI lets them do things for less? How will companies build trust and loyalty when everyone knows they’re being outsourced and managed by an algorithm?

One possibility is employees will suddenly be back in vogue … allowing companies to talk about how their products and/or services are now much more personal, hand crafted, and/or curated than their AI competitors. The other is – as many tech bros have suggested – we enter a world of ‘universal credit’ … except no one talks about where that money will come from and who will control the amount of money given to people.

Given there’ll be a lot less money available to be raised from taxes – as there won’t be enough people earning money from jobs – and the wealthy have an incredible ability to avoid governments taxing them appropriately, are we going to be reliant on the ‘generosity’ of the tech companies and should we feel good about that given they value power and control over a healthy society?

However none of this is AI’s fault. We’re now in a world where the obsession for short term results and/or PR headlines means everything is tactics, not much about strategy.

AI is incredible – as is its possibilities and potential – which is why when companies make a big song and dance about how they’re using it to ‘fast track’ growth and efficiencies [read: efficiencies] I can’t help but think it reveals far more about their narrow and limited thinking than the technologies.

What makes it even crazier is how the share market rewards companies for dismantling their operational structure and knowledge …

Oh I get it if you look at it in a vacuum, but not only is this behaviour often a short-term reaction – designed to boost share price at a time where bonuses or evaluations are due to take place … but why are these so called shit-hot analysts not questioning the leadership who put their company in the position of having so many alleged ‘excessive’ staff in the first place.

Because they don’t really care about anything other than the illusion of radical action.

Actions that allow them to say to themselves, ‘we were right’.

Remember Citibank back in 2008?

Forget condemning the leadership who encouraged their people to engage in a level of economic recklessness that contributed to the global financial crisis, and instead, congratulate them for firing 72,000 employees in the name of ‘efficiency management’.

As I said, I am not blaming AI for this, nor am I saying Jack Dorsey is the poster child for this attitude in management. At least in Jack’s case, he is in tech and recognises his own self interest in what he’s doing/publicising. That doesn’t make what he’s doing any better, but it at least explains his actions with more clarity than a lot of companies who have jumped into AI without seemingly realizing [or choosing to be deliberately ignorant] to the longer term implications they’re creating their own company, category and individual role.

Of course not all company leaders are like this – or doing this with AI – and I obviously appreciate it’s a competitive world out there … but to see them viewing efficiency and speed as the only levers that matter [and that is what AI is for] is pretty tragic. Add to that, many seem to have forgotten this technology is still in its relative infancy, so are basically buying into the ‘dream’ of what AI can do – as being heavily pushed by its creators/investors … which helps companies justify their heavy adoption of it, even though many of the C-Suite in those companies don’t have a clue what it is or how it works but just see the financial rewards of pretending they do … and we’re facing the very real prospect of organisations discounting or ignoring the ‘small stuff’, even though that’s what will determine if the ‘finish line’ is positive or destructive. [For more info on this, see my post about the ‘O Ring’]

As a friend of mine said, “it’s like buying a jet to do the school run”.

Mind you he also said, “beware of people selling promises they’ll never be accountable for, but will always benefit from”.

Unsurprisingly, he’s a lawyer.

In a technology firm. Haha.

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Why The Answers Are Rarely Delivered In Words But Always Hidden In Plain Sight … [AKA: The Dangers Of Chasing And Communicating The Literal]

As many of you know, Otis has dysgraphia.

For those who don’t know what that is, it’s a condition that means – while his capacity to learn is the same as everyone else’s – the way he learns is different.

I’ve written about how his school has tried to accommodate him and how grateful we are for that, but the reality is – understandably – most schools are designed to cater to the masses, not the edge … so as much as Otis did well, it still meant he was being taught [and measured] to a standard more than his potential.

Anyway, this year – because he was due to change school having turned 11 – we decided to take the plunge and enroll him in a specialist creative school that follows an educational model that has been specifically designed for kids who have ability, but learn differently.

I am massively against private education, but within minutes of walking in – I got very emotional because I knew this is what he needed. What would help him thrive. Not to be better than others, but to be better for himself.

Within a few days of attendance, he proved we were right.

On about the 3rd day, he came home and told us why he knew this school was right for him.

It wasn’t because there’s only 90 kids in the entire school
[when previously there were 70 just in his class]
It wasn’t because the building feels more fun ad agency than place of studious education.
It wasn’t even because it’s next to a beach which the whole class goes to every day.

No, it was this: He doesn’t need to charge his laptop every day.

Now you may think that means he’s not doing much learning … but you’d be wrong. In fact, you couldn’t be more wrong.

You see, at his old school, all he ever did was use his computer.

Part of this was because dysgraphia affects your ability to write with a pen, so he did everything on a laptop. But the other part of this is because his teachers – in a bid to keep him busy while also needing to give attention to the rest of the class – gave him endless worksheets to fill in.

In essence, his education was more about data entry than learning.

That’s not a diss, we understand the situation they were in and were very grateful for the genuine interest in trying to help … however in just a few days, Otis has discovered what education really is about … what it really means … how it really feels.

And while he has stated he finds this harder … he’s not just happy about it, he’s happy about how he’s being encouraged to approach it.

Learn not follow.
Think not repeat.
Experience not reference.
Inclusive not exclusive.
Engaged not left to type.

Which is why the fact his computer only needs charging once-a-week rather than everyday is so noticeable and powerful.

Not just to him, but to his Mum and Dad as well.

It reminds me of the time I was doing a project for Coca-Cola in Indonesia.

We’d launched the Open Happiness work and I’d been sent to Indonesia to talk to kids about what optimism meant to them.

I remember talking to some kids – about 15 years old – when one of them took me to the other side of the street and pointed into the distance.

All I could see was a skyline filled with tall buildings and cranes that were building even more tall buildings so I asked him what I was supposed to be looking at.

“The cranes”, he said. “I’m seeing my future being built in front of my eyes”.

I loved it. I loved how they’d just communicated something pretty fluid and morpheus in a way that suddenly was clear-as-fuck. Something I didn’t just understand, but felt … while somehow also ensuring I was very aware of the context, conflict and challenge they’d gone through leading up to that point.

Like with Otis’ and his use of the battery % on his laptop to help me truly appreciate the journey he’d been on, the comment about the cranes made a lasting impression on me.

Which highlights a really important point.

People very rarely connect, project, express and see meaning in things in ways that reflect how we want them to communicate to us.

That doesn’t mean they lack ability, it means we lack the ability to translate them.

Some of that’s because we’ve become an industry that values convenience over nuance. Some of that’s because we’ve become an industry that values answers over understanding. Some of that’s because we’ve become an industry that values the functional not the emotional.
Some of that’s because we’ve become an industry that values what the clients want to say more than what the audience want to hear. Some of that’s because we’ve become an industry obsessed with the ‘science’ of marketing, not the people it’s for. But most of it’s because we’ve become an industry that places greater value on audiences repeating a specific set of words based on our communication than having them express its impact on them through their individual feelings, emotions and behaviours.

My son … and that kid in Indonesia … not only helped me understand what education and optimism meant to them in ways that no focus group or data set could ever achieve, but they gave me access into their world.

How they see it.
How they interpret it.
How they live within it.
How they cope inside of it.
How they hope to experience it.

The more we open our eyes and ears to what is going on in our audiences world – rather than focus on what we want them to specifically repeat in their world – the more we not only can make a bigger difference to our clients in the work we create, but the more our clients will make a bigger impact on the people they need.

Or as my friend Andy once said:

“Just because someone repeats what you want to hear, exactly as you want to hear it … doesn’t mean they believe a fucking word of it”.

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Why We Need To Remember Every Family Is Weirdly Perfect … Including Yours.

A few years ago, I wrote about how some people think they have the right to judge your kid.

And your parenting.

I also noted how I’d been suckered into validating their commentary.

Until I came to my senses.

The story is Otis was – and still is – an energetic kid.

When we lived in Shanghai, LA and London, we would go out a lot and he would be a whirlwind of excited, happy energy.

It was – admitedly – relentless.

Whether 3pm or 3am, he seemed to always want to play, smile, laugh, do things with his adoring parents.

Often, when we were out, we would see people looking at him running around the park, shouting to himself … and then saying to me, “he’s got a lot of energy hasn’t he?”

And while they weren’t saying it as a diss, they weren’t saying it as a compliment either.

What makes it worse is I would reply with a weary, “you better believe it”.

Then one day I realised what I was doing.

My son … my wonderful, brilliant, joyous son was being judged by his Dad.

Worse, he did it to let perfect strangers feel justified in their fucked-up judgement.

What the hell?!

Otis wasn’t doing anything wrong … plus he was 2 or 3 years old for fucks sake.

More than that, he has always had a very strong sense of justice and fairness and so the last thing he would ever want to do is cause others discomfort.
And he wasn’t, he was just running around … exploering and experiencing the World.

I felt an immense amount of anger – more at myself, but definitely at the ‘critics’ as well – and vowed that would never happen again.

And it didn’t and it doesn’t.

Because when anyone said/say’s that to me about Otis, I now reply … “I know, isn’t it great”, and they always look at me before slowly nodding, either because they feel they have to or because they realise the problem isn’t my kid, but their increasingly small mindedness and old-person energy.

I say this because I recently watched this …

I am sure there will be people out there who will say it’s unprofessional.
That her actions are encouraging her child to be more ‘needy and demanding’.
That she just made a huge career limiting move, undermining all the hard work she has put in.

And they’re entitled to their opinion except it doesn’t matter.

Not in the slightest, however much you think it does or tell yourself it does.

Hell, even if you were one of the judges critiquing her dance, it doesn’t … because while you may have a certain amount of power in your hands in terms of what the implications of her actions will be, the reality is they won’t care.

Because whatever you think is more important than their child, you’re wrong.

They may do things you wouldn’t.
They may value things that you think they shouldn’t.
Their child may need things you would never consider.

But it’s NOT YOUR CHILD so it literally doesn’t matter.

In fact, unless you think the child is in real danger – or a cause of real danger to others – you should be minding your own business. And even if they are in – or causing – danger, your actions should be pointed to people who can legally or professionally help, rather than think you have unconditional rights.

I love what this gymnast did.
For me, it was beautiful both in terms of her talent and her love.
Even more so, at a time where Linkedin is overflowing with people acting like ‘winning justifies any sacrifice’.

With AI impacting our lives in increasingly dramatic ways, ‘family’ is the one thing AI can never replace.

It will try.
But it will fail.
Because while family is universal, it’s deeply personal and individual … which is why the best advice for anyone thinking of discussing/judging/commenting on the innocent actions or behaviour of a child that isn’t yours, is this.

“Are you the parents of the child?”

If not, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

You’re welcome.

Good news: I am away until Friday so you can enjoy a few days peace after that rant-fest.

You’re welcome. Again.

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