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If You Want To Know Why The UK Should Never Have Left The EU, Attend StratCon In Berlin …

So a few weeks ago, I spoke at StratCon in Berlin.

I had known about the event because I knew one of the organisers – Fran, from Jung von Matt – but it was my first time ever going.

I knew it was going to be good because the brilliant Paula Bloodworth told me how much fun she’d had when she spoke there previously – delivering a presentation that went down so well that I discovered it was still being talked about TWO YEARS LATER – but even then, I wasn’t prepared for how much I was going to enjoy it.

Part of this was because of the variety of ‘strategy speakers’ they had talking …

Rather than having people from the same discipline all through the day, they had strategists that covered a broad spectrum of the discipline.

Advertising,
Branding.
Research.
Consultancies.
Media.

It meant the audience not only heard a broad spectrum of thinking, it meant they understood the different issues, approaches and contexts that go into those specific areas of strategy … something that is sadly missing from many of the other conferences out there.

Another thing I loved was there were almost zero ‘agency/product pitches’ from the presenters …

We’ve all been to those talks that feel more like a ‘timeshare sales meeting’ than a place where you hear interesting opinions and perspectives … but there was none of that here. In fact, for a conference that had a very focused topic for the day, it was amazing how many different viewpoints we heard, aided by the fact there were a variety of strategists, from a variety of different disciplines of strategy in attendance.

And that range of speakers went one further …

Because not only were they different to the usual suspects at these sorts of events – bar me, obvs – they represented different lengths of time in the industry. In fact for Vinzenz – a young planner from Mother Berlin – it was their first ever industry talk and so not only did we have the privilege of learning what they felt was interesting and important for the development of his strategic career, he got to experience and grow from the experience.

More conferences should do this.

And finally, the thing I loved about StratCon was the audience.

Unlike in other markets where there will be some strategists who slag off every speaker because they think they’re better, smarter and more experienced than them [plot twist: they’re not] this felt like a real gathering of a community.

People coming together to share, learn, connect and hopefully be better.

It felt tangibly different to other conferences I’ve attended … and while that may be because it’s organized by the community rather than outsourced to a company who seek to monetize every element they can from every person and company in attendance or because German strategy is – as more than one attendee told me – ‘starved of inspiration’ so everyone went in with open minds and attitudes, the result was that StratCon was a lovely place to be.

Our discipline is in a weird place right now and as I said in my talk, for it to get better requires more than another fucking framework, an optimistic mindset or a sense of intellectual superiority. Which is why I liked StratCon so much, because it was where honesty – rather than sales pitches – prevailed … and if anything is going to help us get out of this small box we’ve walked ourselves into, it’s dealing with the issues that are holding us back rather than hiding from them with the deluded belief ‘the framework will set us free’.

A huge thank you to everyone who attended and the organizers of the event …

Not just for inviting me – which was amazing – but allowing me to spend time in a city that was hugely important to my Dad.

Walking around that first day let me feel I was close to him again and for that alone, I can never thank you enough.

I can honestly say while I was only in Berlin for a short time, I leave with memories, moments, people, stories and an amazing pre-event dinner, that will last a fucking long time. And given how many incredible things I did and saw on that trip, there’s no higher compliment I can give than to say you were one of the true highlights.

An extra hug of appreciation to Fran, Heleen, Vinzenz, Achim and ‘Hamster’.

Auf wiedersehen …

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Welcome To The 80’s. Again …

The last 2 posts of this week have been pretty heavy … or, even angry.

And I make no apologies for that when I see how the talent in our industry are being undermined by people who only care about themselves than elevating the real value of what we do.

But even I need a rest from it, which is why I thought I’d talk about this …

This is the window display of a shop near the Colenso office.

Now I know they say New Zealand is 20 years behind the rest of the world but even then, it’s mind-blowing this is still up.

I mean, look at it?

It’s to even the overly sexualized image, it’s how fucking rubbish it is.

Like an outtake from this old Hagen Diaz ice cream ad by BBH, putting aside the production quality of this spot FROM 1992, is still better than this suntanning bullshit …

On one hand I’m almost impressed, because it takes a lot of delusional confidence to use this image, and while I get that I ‘noticed it’, that doesn’t mean it’s smart. And that’s where a lot of people go wrong with creativity – thinking that anything that stands out means it’s justifiable. Because while there are moments where ‘shock’ has a strategic rationale, it loses its value when [1] it’s for something no one gives a fuck about because it’s pure superficiality and [2] when every other fucker is adopting the same approach, because then you’re not standing out – just blending in.

Creativity is far more about smartness and sharpness than blatant attempts at shock value … but in the hands of those who don’t know or care what creativity can do – or be – for them, you end up with shit like this.

Or the Heinz/Heineken bullshit collab.

The thing they marketed as ‘the collab you’ve been waiting for’ – hahahahahaha, yeah right.

Of course I appreciate some people will read this and say I don’t know what I’m talking about, to which I will ask who is saying that.

Because I am pretty certain the majority of them will be people who’ve never made any actual creative work, let alone anything of note.

Work can be powerful, differentiated and impactful in a whole host of ways … starting with knowing the people you’re specifically talking to.

And that’s the problem, too many companies have no idea who they’re talking to, so try to talk to everyone.

Which is why you end up with that ketchup beer bullshit – or worse – that Maxwell House disaster.

Don’t get me wrong, I love causing mischief as much as the next guy. Probably more.

And I have probably done more of it than most … including some utter disasters, including the infamous ‘KitKat Royal Break’ nightmare.

But as I said, great creativity is inherently smart, sharp and surprising – rather than just playing the ‘superficial shock’ card – which is why whenever I am in this situation, I always remember something the great Rupert Howell – no slouch in provocative approaches – once said to me:

“Robert. One of the most important lessons to learn is ‘just because you can, doesn’t mean you should”.

Reinforcing why we need more people educating the industry on ‘taste and trouble’ rather than how to blindly follow a framework that has zero nuance, understanding or space for context, category or audience.

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Don’t Let Temporary People Make Permanent Decisions ….

A while ago, I listened to someone explain one of the best lessons they’d ever learned.

And they said what the title of this post says …

Don’t let temporary people make permenant decisions.

I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it because it has made me realise how much of what we have to deal with in life is because we have done the absolute opposite of that.

And we do have a responsibility in this …

Because while the people who have those positions have been put in there by others in similar positions … we allow them to fuel their commercial and egotistical self-interest by keeping quiet and compliant.

Now I get some people don’t really have a choice.
And I also appreciate people who stand up against it can easily be smothered and discarded.
But when I look at how much of our industry, discipline and life has been fucked over by temporary people making ‘self-interest driven’ permanent decisions, it’s bordering on criminal.

Well, in some cases, it probably is. Allegedly.

From making decisions that blatantly look after friends at the expense of other employees livelihoods through to destroying organisations so they can hit share price bonuses … we’re seeing more and more of these temporary people get paid vast sums even though they leave what they were responsible for, in a worse state than when it started.

Of course, the problem is their definition of ‘responsibility’ is to everyone other than the employees.

Shareholders.
Investors.
Themselves.

And probably not in that order.

So, while I have no problem with people being rewarded very well for doing very well … it’s crazy when ‘very well’ is defined by destruction rather than creation – regardless how hard they try and spin it otherwise.

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Sometimes, The Further You Step Back, The Closer You See The Real Problems …
July 14, 2026, 6:15 am
Filed under: 2026, A Bit Of Inspiration, Art, Creativity, Culture, Planners, Planning

Well, hello again …

How are you?

I had a pretty spectacular and wild time and do you what was one of the most amazing bits …

The people I met didn’t talk about Cannes once.
In fact, they probably don’t even know what it is.
And what makes that even more amazing is their work – stuff they personally created – has creatively, culturally and commercially made more impact than arguably everything and everyone who appeared at Cannes this year.

That’s not meant as a diss at Cannes – or the people there – but for a festival about creativity, it seems a lot of it is more about ‘looking’ creative than ‘being’ creative.

And there’s a huge difference … because where a lot of the stuff around Cannes was desperately and obviously trying to look like it was wild and original [Heinz/Heineken anyone], the people I met over the past few weeks are inherently creative in every aspect of how they live, so the end result is they don’t have to show it because they’re just it.

It was incredibly inspiring and hopefully it spilled over into my talk in Berlin … because while I was scathing about where we – as a discipline are heading – I want us to succeed.

I need us to succeed.

Not just because I care deeply about our industry.
Not just because I know there is incredible talent scattered throughout our discipline.
But because when we are allowed to embrace independent thought – rather than just follow a set process with set outputs, designed by people who have never made work and have a financial interest in getting companies to follow their methodology – we can do things that can genuinely change outcomes in amazing ways.

Or as I ended my presentation:

Our discipline cannot afford to dismiss or ignore strategy built on independent thinking.
Because it’s not an alternative to frameworks, but because it creates the breakthroughs frameworks willnever see, but will always follow.

It’s good to be back.

See you tomorrow.

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Everyone thinks they’re different. Everyone is exactly the same …

This is my last post for a couple of weeks as I head off on a stupid trip around the World.

Los Angeles.
London.
Milan.
Amsterdam.
And finally … Berlin.

While I’m excited for all the places I’m going – even more so, the people I’m meeting – I am especially excited about going to Berlin.

Part of that is because it’s one of my favourite cities.
Part of that is because I get to see some friends I’ve not seen for years.
Part of that is because I’ve been kindly invited to speak at the GWA/Strategy Collective ‘Strat Con’ conference.

The topic of the conference is basically a discussion around the future of strategy … which is appropriate given I think if we carry on the way we’re going, there won’t be one. Or at least a bright one.

And why do I say this?

Well, it should be obvious, but if I had to sum it up it’s this:

Everyone thinks they’re different. Everyone is exactly the same.

Of course, a lot of this is because we all use the same tools, systems, models and approaches.

Where the goal is less about impact and change and far more about ‘packaging efficiency’, all reinforced by ‘for profit’ gurus who flog their systems – and themselves – as business superchargers when they’re insurance salesmen enforcing a self-interest driven definition of category convention.

Add to this the increasing amount of clients who want anything relating to their business, their audience or their competitors sanitized or erased from the ‘planning process’ to ensure their ego remains unharmed, and you can see why it’s not just strategy fighting for its relevance, but marketing as a whole.

It’s kind-of why I also find it hilarious we’re so worried about AI when the real problem is us.

Our complicity to formats and systems means innovation, invention and originality is literally being filtered out of our process and thinking so how they hell can we complain about AI when we’re making it so easy to duplicate us.

If you think this means my talk at Strat Con is going to be depressing, you’re right … it is.

Or should I say the first half is …

The second half will hopefully leave the attendees feeling a bit more hopeful.

Maybe excited even.

We’ll see … I hope so, I want the discipline and the industry to win.

And the good news is we have the talent, the brains and the creativity to do it … we just need to step out of the ‘brain jail’ we’ve all slowly walked our way into, encouraged and pushed by certain individuals who have a vested financial interest in taking us there and then keeping us there.

So see you in a couple of weeks, because while I’ll be back from my trip much shorter than that, I think we all could do with a rest from me.

Including me.

Besides, any bruises I end up with after my speech will need some time to recover.

Ta-ra. See you on Monday 13th July.

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