The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Even An Apple Can Leave A Bad Taste In Your Mouth …

Apple.

One of the best brands in the world.

From product to marketing … everything they do is considered, consistent and distinctive.

A brand voice forged over years, with a clear understanding of who they are.

But what’s interesting is what they used to be …

Or this …

Or worse of all, this …

I know they’re from a time where long copy wasn’t viewed with the same distain as a global pandemic but look at them?

And what’s with their obsession with mythical figures?

It’s ugly, it’s cluttered, it’s got no clear point of view and it’s talking around the product not at it.

And then, there’s a point in their advertising evolution that you feel they took a clear step towards where they are today with work like this …

And this …

Still a lot of copy. Arguably more.

But it just feels more contemporary …

From being product benefit focused to the choice of font to the voice … which talks to adults like an adult rather than the disinterested, casual, general audience tone they had used before.

It’s so strikingly different that you feel this was the moment Apple understood who they were and who they were for.

It’s also an obviously deliberate act … because there’s no way you would get here from the – let’s be honest – horrible historical figure focused campaigns they’d run before.

Which leads to the point of this post.

A while back I got to hear the wonderful Nils of Uncommon talk.

One of the things he said that particularly resonated with me was brands who say they need to ‘work up’ to the creativity you think they need.

In essence, it’s just their polite way of saying ‘no’ to the work you want them to do.

But the funny thing is that in the main, there’s no valid reason for them to say that, other than them being fearful of change or commitment.

There’s a lot of that at the moment.

Work in an endless loop … seemingly because the people who have the right to sign off on something are scared that the moment they do, they will be judged.

So what happens is the entire industry are caught in arrested development.

And what do agencies do?

Well, in a bid to get anything made, they agree to anything – justifying it as “being a bit better than what they did before” – so we end up with bland and boring campaigns that, bizarrely, keep everyone happy as the agency got to make something and the client doesn’t have to worry of offending anybody.

Said another way, everybody loses with this strategy.

Brand.
Advertising.
Customers.
Industry.

Which is why Nils challenges brands on what they need to do the work they could do.

It’s a test of their truth and ambition.

And he’s right to do that …

Because brands don’t get to where they want through time, but deliberate acts and choices.

Even then it won’t happen overnight … but continually and consistently playing to where you want to be is far smarter than playing to where you hope to be taken.

Because to paraphrase Dan Wieden said … you don’t become the brand you can be by discovering the power of advertising … you do it when you discover the power of your own voice.

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Fake It After You’ve Made It …

A few weeks ago, I saw this …

… and I have to be honest, it’s had me thinking a lot.

Because while I acknowledge you can’t take things for granted, when you get lost in the weeds, you lose sight of what you’re working towards and how you do it.

And a lot of people are doing both of those things.

Nothing sums this up more to me than the issue of attribution.

The quest to minimise risk – or ‘optimise value’ – has resulted in brands forgetting that the easiest way to get attribution is to do something interesting.

But instead – reinforced by industry ‘guru’s – we have ended up with a continual production line of commercially responsible alternatives.

Be a one colour brand.

Place brand assets higher than a brand idea.

And – worse of all – have watermarks in your ads.

While colour and brand assets have a role – albeit not a primary role as so many people seem to suggest – if you feel the only way your brand will be remembered in your commercial is to place your logo all the way through it, then you either don’t know how people work or how advertising does.

Or said another way, you’re admitting your brand and your product are forgettable.

Seriously … why would you do that?

Why would you spend millions on something that positions you as uninteresting.

Worse, why would you spend millions on something that positions you as uninteresting and make sure people know it’s you by ramming your logo down their throat?

But somewhere, someone is measuring the ‘impact’ of this approach and finding a way to demonstrate its effectiveness to clients. Letting everyone feel pleased with themselves. Their choices. Their actions. Creating a precedent others will follow in the blind belief they’re being smarter … more optimised … more effective than all their competitors. All the time consciously and deliberately ignoring the critical fact that it’s undermining them rather than liberating them.

Which leads back to that tweet at the top of the page.

Because while knowing how things are going is important, nothing reveals how lost you are than measuring everything but valuing nothing.

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If Tony Robbins Was A Car …

It’s been well documented how car design – thanks to a focus on efficiency and production optimisation – is becoming more and more similar.

So to increase differentiation, more and more manufacturers are adding little touches both inside and outside the car.

Paintwork.

Wheel design.

Technology options.

But recently I saw something that took my breath away.

For all the wrong reasons.

This.

Build Your Dreams????

What. The. Fuck!!!

I am at a loss.

Why would anyone have this on their car?

Who would choose to put this on their car?

It’s the sort of shit you expect to see from some imposter on Linkedin, not on the back of a car.

I have no idea if this was added by the manufacturer or the owner … but given they didn’t thank me when I let them in, all this car did was build my road rage.

Their used to be an old joke that went:

Q: What’s more embarrassing that being seen in the back of a sheep?

A: Being seen in the back of a Skoda.

Well, even if Skoda had not improved, that joke would be out of date because we now all know the answer would be … being seen driving a car with the words ‘BUILD YOUR DREAMS’ emblazoned on the back.

Over-reaction?

Well I did tell you on Friday that the older I get, the more I understand the film, Falling Down.

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Update:

Apparently the car in question is made by Chinese [electric] car company, BYD.

I should have known.

Good cars. Terrible slogan.

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2023: Trends …

A few weeks ago, I posted this on Twitter …

Quite a lot of people liked it for one reason …

It’s kinda true.

For all the shit people throw at the younger generation for chasing the next shiny thing, the same can be said for business.

Worse. In my experience, the younger generations are far more committed to what they think is the right thing and stick with it, even in the face of other things coming up.

OK, so there may be some subjects where they are quick to switch, but it’s not the stuff that costs tens of thousands of people their livelihood just because someone at the top wants to look like they have their finger on the pulse.

Seriously, the way some companies behave is like watching a massive game of Hot Or Not … just with billions of dollars riding on every decision.

Once upon a time, a planning colleague – Rodi – once said the biggest problem with business is they remain interested but never want to commit.

He was – as usual – bang on.

And while there are many schools-of-thought that suggest that because of the speed of change ‘those who commit, lose’ … they’re really missing the point.

Because while you have to know what is happening and shifting, it’s only those who commit to what they believe in who can create something that leads culture to them … rather than continually chasing where they’re going.

It doesn’t mean it will always work out, but we know the alternative achieves that even less.

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Nothing Reveals The Truth Like Money …

A few weeks ago, I saw this Linkedin x Headspace ‘survey’ …

What struck me immediately was the possible choice of answers they gave.

Not one offered any possibility that the ‘scaries’ could be caused by the company you are working for.

None.

No reference to toxic behaviour.
No reference to bad working conditions.
No reference to unrealistic expectations.

And yet, if you visit Corporate Gaslighting, you will see endless stories of people having to deal with just that … and let me tell you, no amount of prep, self-care, going out or unplugging is going to solve that.

Now I know someone is paying Linkedin for this ‘survey’, but in choosing to only offer those options, they – and Headspace – are reinforcing the belief the emphasis of blame – and responsibility – falls with the employee … and frankly, that’s the sort of attitude that causes the ‘scaries’ in the first place.

Now of course Linkedin has form for claiming ‘professional community’ while revealing they’re all about corporate complicity, but if they want to at least continue that claim, it would be great if they ensured they reflected the needs of the audience, not just the person who is paying them the most.

And people wonder why the great resignation happened … even though, as I wrote a while back, that title was chosen by people who show they don’t really understand the conditions they’ve created because ‘the great reset’ or ‘the last hope’ would be far more appropriate.

Linkedin.

Headspace.

You could play an important role in the future of work.

Not just in getting jobs, but setting standards and allowing alternative voices to be heard.

I get money is also important, but you’re better than this … surely?

That said, maybe your actions are the best demonstration of what corporate life is these days.

Chase the money.

Do whatever the highest bidder asks.

Only mingle with like-minded people so no one gets to call either out.

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