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It’s Sad To Say Goodbye …
September 6, 2024, 7:30 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Childhood, My Childhood, Queen

I appreciate this is the 2nd Queen post in recent weeks, but it’s my blog so you’ll just have to deal with it. Besides, it would have been Freddie’s 78th birthday yesterday, so it’s kind of respectful. However, to make things have less of a bitter taste in your mouth, maybe you’ll like the fact this is more about how they’ve just [kinda] broken my heart rather than me waxing lyrical about their musical genius. Or something.

Now while I appreciate anything Queen produced post-1984 was generally pants – even I can admit that – everything leading up to that point was, at least for me, was a musical adventure.

It is no exaggeration to say that Queen have impacted my life in many ways.

From giving me some of my greatest childhood memories following their tours around the world through to inspiring me to want to play the guitar.

So while all of that has cost me a fucking fortune in terms of money and time, I don’t regret it at all. Hell, I’ve even enjoyed seeing the ‘tribute’ version of the band – featuring the admittedly incredible Adam Lambert – in Shanghai, LA and London. So it’s fair to say, I’m still a fan.

That said, Queen stopped being Queen even before Freddie died.

As I point out above, after 1984 – bar their Live Aid appearance – they changed from musicians and rockstars to entertainers – chasing popularity rather than attracting it. And while it could be argued they have been very successful in doing that – given they’ve made more money in the years since Freddie died (1991) than they did with all their earnings between 1973-1984 put together – the reality is that’s more to do with amazing ‘brand management’ than musical integrity.

But to have a band still have an active role and position in culture – 30 years after their singer died – is extraordinary, which is a big reason why SONY have just paid them over ONE BILLION POUNDS for the rights to their music.

And while I am happy for the band – especially as it reinforces the sustainable commercial value of creativity at a time where everyone seems to want to knock it down – I saw something that made me really sad. And it was this.

The bit that got me most was the line: ‘Legally Queen has split up’.

Of course, in terms of the band, that happened a long time ago, seeing the legal entity end has affected me far more than I ever imagined it would.

The finality.

The certainty.

The definitiveness.

While Freddie had gone, there was something comforting that John was still involved in the business of the band, even though he had retired from the band. But now there’s no reason for them to stay connected. And while I am sure John will be happy with that given he loves his reclusiveness, for the fans it is undeniable proof it’s over.

Done.

Finito.

And yes, we still will have the music. And the memories. And maybe … occasionally … the odd concert featuring a ‘version’ of the band. But while I criticise Queen’s output post-1984/85, I still hate it’s officially done. Because with that single piece of paper, I am forced to realise so is a part of my connection to my youth and history.

They say we shouldn’t be sad it’s over, but be glad it happened.

I get that.

I also get I’m a 54 year old man and it has been over for 30 years … so I should stop being so fucking melodramatic.

But I still feel glum … even though it does reminds me of some valuable lessons for marketing.

1. Artist management knows how to build brands better than 99% of marketing practices.
2. Companies may control brands, but they don’t own them. Fans do.
3. The law is more powerful than media budgets, channels and legacy.

So thank you Roger, Brian, John and Freddie.

It’s been epic.

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Being A Winner Is Good. Being A Champion Is Better.

Recently I watched a documentary on a band.

A household name. Not just in America, but around the World.

It was pretty good … but the most interesting part of it was the interview with the manager.

Specifically how he described what he was there to do:

He said: “My job is to do one or two things that change your life. Not ‘good moves’ but change your life”.

And while they turned out to be arguably more focused on their own fortune than the artists they represent, it cannot be denied they achieved exactly what they said for the band in question … helping turn them into the biggest band in the world for a period of time. An accolade they have managed to forge into a long-lasting career that sees them continue to be at the top end of their industry.

Now of course, there’s a lot of things that go into achieving success like that.

Songs.
Talent.
Drive.
Concerts.
Fans.
Distribution.
Copyright ownership.

But a good manager has a huge influence and role to play in all of this … which got me thinking.

What if clients saw their agency partners as people whose role was to do the same as this manager?

To help them fundamentally change the trajectory of where their business is rather than continually communicating – and reinforcing – where they are.

Dramatic change, not incremental.

OK, there’s some clients who actually do that – and a lot more who think they are, but are doing the opposite – but the reality is for all the talk of ambition and change, so much of it what is done is about keeping things exactly where they are.

Part of this is because of the influence of ‘industry guru’s’ who have positioned themselves as business liberators when really they’re more insurance salesmen [made even more hilarious by the fact the vast majority have never created any actual creative work or built a brand of note] … and part of it is because of a narrative that’s been going around that suggests agencies care more about taking clients cash through excessive timelines and pricing.

As I’ve written before, this attitude is more bullshit than fact … shaped by a procurement process that doesn’t value quality of work – just the price of it – and a corporate attitude where the expectation is complicity not challenge.

Of course that doesn’t ignore the fact some agencies have also played their part in creating this situation by devaluing creativity, devaluing training and agreeing to whatever gets them the revenue – regardless of the consequences – which just reinforces what a mess we’re in.

It’s why I loved that managers quote so much …

The goal being to create the conditions to be ‘the exception’ by being exceptional..

Not ‘a little bit better than before.
Not ‘a little bit better than those around them’.
But to fundamentally change the context and rules of the game.

Champions, not just players.

Of course, it’s easier said than done … but I’ve had the pleasure of seeing it in action up-close-and-personal through Metallica’s management, which is why I know it can be done and I know you can increase the odds of it being able to be done.

Because in their case, what they’ve helped achieve is remarkable.

Put aside the fact they have worked with the band for almost 4 decades. Put aside they’re the most successful music management duo in music history. And think about how they’ve enabled 4 old men – who write what can best be described as ‘mass niche’ music – not just continue to live at the forefront of popular culture, but do it in a way where their creativity is deeply respected by all.

Hell, they’ve become the second most successful American group of all time.

OF. ALL. TIME.

But it’s even more than that … because they’ve also helped the band find new ways to push, explore and expand what they do with their creativity and how they can do it.

Incredible.

Of course, none of this would be possible without the band having the hunger and desire to keep pushing, but their relationship – and trust – of their managers is a key part of what enables it to be possible.

Which is why there’s a couple of things Peter Mensch – one half of their management team – said to me that has had as much impact as the quote that inspired this whole post.

1. “Our job is not to market the band, but to protect their truth”.

2. “We’re not paid to kiss their ass, we’re paid to tell them the truth”.

And maybe that’s a couple of the reasons why Metallica have been able to build a business and a brand [even though they would hate those terms] which is wildly more successful –culturally and commercially – than many brands who spend tens of millions trying to be.

Not just because music connects to people in ways brands rarely can, but because many brands don’t actually know who they are and don’t want to listen to anything that asks questions of them, they don’t want to acknowledge or accept.

So it’s little surprise an agency can change a brands life when brands so often choose to delude themselves with where they currently are … where their version of a relationship is based on how much you cost and how easy you are to deal with, than the quality of the advice and results you help them gain.

For all the systems and processes our industry has latched onto in a bid to prove our credibility and method behind our approaches … how many brands can we say have fundamentally ‘changed their life’.

One?

Ten?

One Hundred?

Certainly not as many as you would expect from the US$87 billion dollars spent on market research in 2023 delivered.

Which is why I leave this post with another music reference … another perspective that had a profound affect on me.

This time it’s from the band – albeit they were more artists than musicians – The KLF, who not only captured what I believe defines a great manager, a great agency and a great brand … but what also creates the chance for someone, anyone, to properly change their life.

“Don’t give them what they want, give them what they’ll never forget”

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When Did Sh*t Get Sophisticated?

A few weeks ago, I went on a trip where the people I was going to meet, had sent a car to pick me up.

If this wasn’t flashy enough, it was a Mercedes. With a driver who wore a fucking cap … and it wasn’t even a German Policeman.

As I sat in the plush leather seats, I couldn’t help but notice one thing.

This.

Brown.

Brown on brown.

Brown on brown. On brown.

It was as if the design team were a bunch of perverts who loved sewer porn. Or something.

And I have to say, I found it pretty off-putting. Well, when I say off-putting, I mean distracting … because I couldn’t take my eyes off it. Wondering why anyone would do this.

Because it wasn’t just 50 shades of brown, it was also made up of multiple materials of brown.

Leather.
Wood.
Plastic … often disguised to look like leather. And wood.

What the actual fuck?

I tell you something, when you’re literally cocooned in a car of poo, the last thing you want to do is drink the bottle of water they kindly put our for me.

At the time, I tweeted out a picture of the car and said:

“Mercedes really like brown. Though no doubt in the brochure it was called, ‘decadent dark chocolate’. 💩”

To which someone tweeted back that the official colour was, ‘Macchiato Beige’

MACCHIATO BEIGE!

BEIGE!!!

Jesus Christ … if associating with brown is alarmingly questionable, then surely associating yourself with beige is even worse?

Who the hell decided that???

I’m as confused by that as I am the people who actively chose to spend multiple tens of thousands of dollars on having it as an option.

But then history is littered with companies being able to embrace terrible decisions as long as someone has given them a reason to ignore reality.

Years ago, Bloomberg Businessweek asked me to write something for them.

One of the things I wrote about was UPS and their choice of ‘corporate brown’.

At the time I said, “if I had millions to spend, I don’t know if I’d be using it to associate with the contents of a dirty nappy.”

[Otis was approaching his 2nd birthday, so that was relevant to me rather than an attempt to be controversial]

While I appreciate the role colour has in branding – even though the way many use it. think about it and talk about it is utter bollocks – I still don’t really understand how any organisation could decide ‘brown’ in their shade.

In fact the only reason I imagine that can happen is when they hire a consultant firm and they tell them, “brown is a white space for your category, so by owning brown, you differentiate yourself from competitors”.

Which highlights five major considerations for brands:

1. When you allow ‘white space’ to define your strategic decisions, you’re ultimately seeding control to your competitors, not your truth.

2. The quest for differentiation only counts if it offers something of value, not just is different.

3. Without creativity and meaning, your ‘brand asset’ is a conformity drain.

4. Job title doesn’t equate to being smart.

5. Honesty trumps harmony … at least with companies who don’t have god complexes.

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Blast From The Past …
September 2, 2024, 7:15 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Cars, England, Technology

So after a pretty traumatic week, I’m back.

It has been a bit of a rollercoaster, but all is looking settled and well now.

The patient is doing very well – despite me taking care of them – and so I thought I should get back to ruining other people’s day by writing this blog again. So here we go …

I’m so old I remember when car phones – literally a phone attached in a car – was a new thing.

An innovative thing.

A symbol of success and status. Or a salesman – hahaha.

You could tell which cars had them as they had a little aerial attached to the top of their rear windscreen to help send/receive the phone signal … except, in typical fashion, some companies started selling fake ‘stick-on’ aerials so people could pretend to have the tech, even though they weren’t really fooling anyone given they were in a green – if you could see the colour through all the rust – Austin Metro.

But for those who wanted something real, but cheaper [at least in terms of buying the thing and connecting the thing] … there was a phone system called ‘Rabbit’.

To be honest, Rabbit was utterly shit. Because rather than a phone, it was basically a pager system … where the only way you could make/receive/listen to calls or voicemail was if you were within 20 meters of a designated transmitting station. And there weren’t many of them about. In fact the main places you’d find them was at a Motorway Service Station or a Little Chef cafe. So because of the restriction and limitation of use, it meant you had to keep pulling in to those places to ‘check’ or ‘make’ calls … which was not only inconvenient, but expensive.

Of course I had one.

Even though I had no one to call and no one to call me.

But I remember feeling it was amazing … even more so when Rabbit became the ‘Orange’ network and, as a customer, it meant I could get access to the newest, latest, coolest Nokia GSM phone.

So I did.

Even though I couldn’t afford to call someone or have someone call me.

There’s few things that have given me the thrill and excitement of that phone.

The feeling I was entering a new dawn of independence and innovation.

And I include AI in that statement.

Maybe because mobile phones felt more about freedom whereas AI feels more about productivity. Of course I appreciate what AI can do and allow … but I get more excited by technology that enables me to stretch my boundaries rather than do it for me.

Which is why when I saw this phone in a car recently – not working, obvs – I felt more of a thrill than I will when the next iPhone is launched. Maybe because back then, tech was about liberation and possibility rather than pure profitability and control.

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A Process Is Just A Process Until You Step Into It …

It is pretty obvious I have a major issue with a lot of the ‘best practice’ processes and practices certain members of my industry love to bang on about.

Not just because ‘best practice, is past practice’, but because these individuals position their approach as the legitimisation of the discipline they claim or suggest they are an expert in. Implying that anyone who does not strictly adhere to their process is an imposter and a danger to whatever organisation they’re working with.

It’s the sort of deluded arrogance that people who describe themselves as an ‘evidence based’ strategist embodies … attempting to infer everyone else is simply making things up and don’t give a fuck what happens afterwards.

It’s everywhere. Twitter. Linkedin. Conferences.

You name it and someone is bragging and banging on about it.

But what makes this hilarious is that many of these self-appointed experts have never made any work of any repute whatsoever. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Which means their entire viewpoint is either based on their own post-rationalised evaluation of another persons work or their narrow, naive and/or skewed viewpoint of what constitutes as ‘good’.

Don’t get me wrong, process matters.

In no way am I advocating you just chuck it all out.

However the difference is my processes does not require me to outsource my brain, imagination, curiosity, gut or ambition to fit into a format whose goal is to deliver a standardised, consistent response rather than enable the opportunity for greater possibility.

And that’s the big problem for me …

Because so many of these ‘models’ seem to care more about the process than what the process is meant to help enable. Actually, even that is wrong … because more and more of these models don’t even care about ‘enabling’ anything … they instruct you to simply follow the format and then do whatever the fuck comes out the other end.

No questioning.

No challenging.

No pushing.

Just blind adherence.

Martin and I talked about the folly of this approach in 2019 with our Case For Chaos talk at Cannes for WARC and then – in 2023 – Paula joined us on the same stage for our Strategy Is Constipated, Imagination Is The Laxative presentation.

But still this approach and attitude goes on … and while I don’t deny it can be effective, it rarely has the impact or influence as work that comes from a process shaped and flavoured by ideas, imagination or ambition.

But then I wonder if that is the goal anyway … because frankly, the obsession with efficiency means more and more companies don’t want to move towards where they could be and just want to optimize where they’re currently at. Adopting an attitude of ‘when we fall behind, we’ll simply catch up’.

Though they will never admit that publicly – oh no – what they is they’re investing in ‘business transformation’.

Hahahahahahahaha.

A while back I met one of these ‘dot-to-dot’ advocates at a conference I was attending.

Early in the discussion, they said their company had pioneered a process that “guaranteed success”. And then proceeded to talk about their system that ‘removed the risk of contaminated thinking’.

They literally said that.

I looked around the room waiting for someone to say something. Anything. But no one did.

Worse, they seemed to be nodding their heads in agreement. Or awe.

So I stuck my hand up.

Eventually I was seen and asked if I had a question, to which I replied:

“I was just wondering if you know what the words ‘guaranteed’ and ‘success’ mean?”

Yes, I know that was a total asshole move.

It alienated me immediately.

And while I regret how I asked my question, I don’t regret asking my question because that sort of declaration is insane. Not just because it’s not true, but because their ‘examples of proof’ are rarely more than a brand doing a bit better than it has before.

Now I appreciate that’s nothing to sneeze at, but it’s hardly Metallica is it?

A band that plays a niche genre of music, has pensioners as members and yet is the 2nd best selling American group in music history. MUSIC HISTORY!

And I can tell you, that didn’t happen blindly adopting the latest best practice process.

Where are their examples of that sort of impact?

Oh I know … in the hands of the fuckers who do shit, not spout it.

Look, I am not dismissing process.

Nor am I devaluing rigour.

But I am redefining what they mean in comparison to how more and more people seem to be interpreting it.

As we said at Cannes, strategy is the first creative act.

A chance to leap not step.

An opportunity to leave the category behind rather than reinforce the category.

But you don’t achieve that by simply ‘filling in the blanks’ with your functional and rational data.

No … if you really want to have a shot at changing where you can go and where you can be, you have to heed the advice of Rob Strasser – the iconic Nike exec – who said this:

“A shoe is just a shoe until someone steps in it”.

By that, I mean don’t just follow a framework, put your whole self into it.

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