The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


When Words Are Worthless …

I’ve been a customer with Natwest Bank since 1987.

It was the first bank I ever had a salary put into and continues to be a bank account I use regularly, despite no longer living in the UK.

On top of this, since 1995 I’ve had the privilege of never needing to use the overdraft facility they gave me.

It’s only ever been 500 pounds, but I’ve never once needed it.

Anyway, due to some stuff we’re doing, I’ve withdrawn all but a few hundred pounds from the account over the past few days.

It is only temporary as this is the account where a bunch of different things get money paid into them … but it’s telling that on the 4 days there has been the least amount of money in it for almost 30 years [because I definitely used my overdraft when I was younger, on a monthly basis] I get this.

So despite never once going overdrawn …
Despite never once being late for a payment …
Despite never once asking them for help …
Natwest decided NOW is the time to lower my overdraft.

On one level, I shouldn’t care – I don’t use it and I’m in the incredibly fortunate position of not needing it – but there’s 2 things that bug me.

One.

It feels they’ve chosen this time because they’ve seen my balance basically disappear and fear I may be in financial hardship.

Two.

Like NIKE – who said they were always looking for ways to benefit their customers, before announcing they were pulling out of NZ – Natwest are trying to say this is for my own good.

That they’re doing ‘what’s right for me’.

What’s right for me?

More like what’s right for themselves.

Because for all their talk of wanting to be there for their customers.
… for all their claims of being there if anyone is facing financial hardship.
… for all their proclamations of wanting to be a financial partner to their customers.
You can’t help but feel they’re making sure they reduce any exposure to customer debt as is physically possible.

Not that they are in debt. Or face any risk of it.

Last year they made almost 5 billion in profit pre-tax … up a third on the previous year.

And let’s not forget the taxpayer bailed them out to the tune of 45 billion pounds in 2008.

As I said. I’m in the incredibly fortunate position of no longer needing to use my overdraft … but I know there’s lots of people who do. And if they will do this to someone who has been in credit for almost 30 years, what are they doing to those who haven’t?

The reality is, I’m fine with them reducing my overdraft limit … what I’m not fine with is their attempt to claim they’re doing ‘what’s best’ for me, when it’s painfully obvious they don’t give a toss about me.

They could have said, ‘you’ve never used your overdraft so we’re getting rid of it’.

Or ‘you’re not using it so we’re reducing it so we can provide more help to those who need it’.

Hell, they could have just kept everything the same because nothing has changed, even if my recent bank balance has.

But they didn’t do any of those things …

Instead they chose to basically bullshit so they could feed their ego and pretend they’re saviours all while making a decision designed to protect themselves from a financial situation, that they – in part – encouraged because of decisions and actions over the past few years.

Banks have an important role in society.

They could be seen in favourable terms by society.

But time and time again, their actions defy their advertising claims.

And yet they wonder why they find it hard to build trust and value with customers.

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WeDon’tWork …

Warning. This post is topical.

In fact, it may be the most topical post I’ve ever written on here for 20 years.

Please read, while sitting down in case shock overwhelms you.

This is the end of this public service announcement.

So over the years, at Wieden and R/GA, I had a few dealings with WeWork.

And while I admit at the very beginning I thought it was a genius idea – specifically the way they were creating a business that dramatically profited from sub-letting space that was designed to appeal to a particular audience who felt they deserved to work in a particular kind of environment – after I met them, I started thinking something didn’t quite add up.

Please don’t think I am trying to suggest I had any idea of the level of craziness that was going on because I didn’t … I just couldn’t understand why they kept talking about themselves as a tech company and experts in work environments and culture when they were just a new generation of business space renting organisation.

But billions were poured into them and they were the darling of so many – especially those investor/companies who love to talk about ‘disrupting categories’, despite the fact most are about as conservative as you can get.

But over time – as numerous books, documentaries and news reports have documented – WeWork was proven to be a case of Emperor’s New Clothes.

And founder ego and delusion.

Specifically one founder … because on the few occasions I met him, Miguel seemed decent and grounded, whereas Adam most certainly didn’t.

Zoom forward to today and the company has filed for bankruptcy protection.

All that money and they still fucked it.

Worse, the delusional, ego-maniac that is Adam Neumann – who took a good idea and killed it with his God complex – got to walk away with a level of wealth that will last a thousand lifetimes.

Multiple billions.

BILLIONS!

But this isn’t a post about unfairness or WeWork’s craziness – I’ve written loads about that – this is about the challenge to encourage new thinking while not being blinded by it.

We live in divisive times.

Everything seemingly turns into a war.

Those who believe and those who don’t … and that extends to new ideas.

The amount of time I’ve seen people immediately dismiss new concepts or thinking simply because they are not as perfect as something established that has had years to work through issues and train people to conform.

But by the same token, I’ve also seem people blindly back a new concept or thinking because they seemingly want to associate themselves with the topical.

We saw this last one on a grand scale with so many people on Linkedin suddenly announcing themselves as AI experts, in a desperate bid to exploit the market interest and the market lack of knowledge.

Which gets to the heart of this post which is the importance of independent, critical thinking.

Where you are supportive of new ideas and thinking but know it is OK to ask questions about actions and decisions. Not to tear things down, but to better understand what is being done.

Starting from a position of ‘they could be right’ rather than ‘they’re obviously wrong’.

Focusing on the business not the hype … which, as Lee Hill once told me … is often as simply as acknowledging ‘profit is sanity, turnover is vanity’.

Critical, independent thinking isn’t celebrated enough.

Oh we may think it is, but what often we’re seeing is blinkered ego thinking.

Not enough understanding.
Not enough knowledge.
Not enough homework.
Not enough questions.
Not enough patience.

WeWork has cost millions of people billions of dollars … and yet you can’t help but think it didn’t have to be that way.

Their original business idea was a good one.

But the promise of trillions seduced people to lose their ability to think.

Critically and independently.

I wrote about this years ago with a lesson from the master conman, Bernie Madoff:

“I succeeded because when you offer people a deal that’s too good to be true, they never want to look too hard into the facts. They say it’s because of trust. I say it’s because of greed.”

We need to encourage positive pessimism.

The ability to champion new ideas without blindly being seduced by them.

To want to help people succeed without falling into being an accomplice for any delusion or slight of hand.

It’s not hard … but the more we promote blinkered ‘framework and eco-system’ thinking, the more we lose the value of independent thinking and then everyone loses in every way possible.

Especially those who have exciting new ideas that just need our encouragement and time.

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It’s The Details That Prove You’re Real …

Years ago, when I was helping launching Spotify in Japan at Wieden, we did a bunch of work on understanding what music fandom really meant.

Given this was in Japan – the land of extreme perfection – we knew it was going to be interesting, but after a short while, we realised we may have missed the point.

You see while we met a whole lot of people who had a deep relationship with music – including someone who had something like 74 different vinyl versions of Dolly Parton’s ‘Jolene’, not to mention a rather un-nerving 40 year old bloke who was obsessed with everything Japanese, female heavy metal band BabyMetal, did … the reality is they weren’t fans of music, they were fans of a song or an artist or a genre.

And when we realised that, that’s when we started to get real clarity on what a real music fan was and went down a road that led to work that helped Spotify enter Japan and take a leadership position … despite being late to a market where vinyl still was the dominant format and where there was a ton of streaming competitors who all offered more music – especially local music – than Spotify.

However, on our journey to this point, we interviewed a bunch of people who were fans of a particular band – or genre – and asked them what they thought were the characteristics that defined someone as a ‘hardcore fan’.

We got such a range of answers …

Some cliched. Some intriguing. All expressed with earnest authenticity.

My favourite group with the heavy metal/heavy rock fans.

Part of that is because I love that style of music and part of that is because it seems to actively want to disassociate itself from anything associated with popular, mainstream or universally accepted culture.

Hence we got lots of comments relating to dress … places to drink … where you stand at gigs … how many gigs you’ve been to … influences … deep cuts … history … a never ending set of criteria that apparently separated authenticity from wannabe.

I say all this because I recently saw something no one mentioned in our conversations. Something that – for me – defines a real metal fan.

It’s this …

Because it doesn’t matter how many tattoo’s, leather jackets, bottles of Jack Daniels or gigs you go to, nothing – NOTHING – is more metal than driving a Suzuki Swift with a ‘Slayer’ number plate. 🤘🏻

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Fashionista Rob …

I appreciate the title of this post sounds dodgy.

Not to mention that photo. Let’s face it, me and fashion are hardly bedfellows.

But that photo [which is real, by the way] is to celebrate that next week I’m in China to attend the WWD World Fashion Summit.

I know … I know … it all sounds like I’m making something up so I don’t have to write any blogposts next week, but it isn’t.

I am an invited guest at one of the fashion industries most important conferences.

Of course it’s not because of how I dress, but for the work I do for one of my clients … the godfather of global street culture and the founder of the most successful, progressive and innovative luxury [contemporary and street culture] retailers on the planet: SKP and SKP-S.

I wish I could talk more specifically about the work I’ve done for him over the past 3+ years … because it has been some of the most creatively rewarding, commercially informing and artistically collaborative times of my career.

Put simply, he is one of the most audacious people I’ve ever had the privilege of working with.

Even François-Henri Pinault – the CEO of Kering – calls him one of fashions greatest pioneers.

And he is …

Hell, when I met him, one of the first things he said to me was:

“I want people to get used to living on another planet, because one day – based on how we keep treating this one – they’re going to have to do just that”.

Sure, it’s the words only a billionaire can say, but who wouldn’t be captivated by that?

But he’s not crazy …

In fact, the more time I spend with him, the more I recognise his genius.

I could write a 1000 blog posts about what I’ve learned from him …

What real entrepreneurship is.

What true conviction in your beliefs means.

What category disruption and innovation really looks like.

What you do to ensure luxury embraces the influence of street culture.

But that’s maybe for another day. What I will say is that despite being one of the most important and influential figures in fashion, he also loves his anonymity – preferring to make statements through the work he does … from pretty much every up-and-coming street culture brand you can point a stick at … to helping build the next-gen of fashion icons like Fenty and Gentle Monster through to building the most brilliantly bonkers [and most profitable luxury store on the planet] SKP and SKP-S.

[To give you an idea of how bonkers, their new offering in China, features a tapestry of gardens – designed by the architects of The High Line, in NYC – that is ¾ of a mile wide. And the reason they were able to do that is because all the infrastructure has been placed beneath ground, so it’s invisible to the naked eye until you are in the place. And if you think that’s bonkers, every location is wildly different in look and theme … but connected by a unifying story that’s more Marvel than BusinessWeek.]

But if that wasn’t enough, I get to go back to China.

The last time I was there, was Jan 3rd 2020 … just before COVID closed the World.

I think everyone knows what China means to me. It is the most special place in my life.

Yes, I know there’s a bunch of fucked up stuff that happens there, but there’s a bunch of fucked up stuff that happens everywhere … and in my 7+ years of living in Shanghai, I can honestly say I was blessed with generosity, friendship and acceptance.

It’s why I am proud Otis was born there.

It’s why I will challenge any prejudice or ignorance spoken about there.

It’s why I am so happy that I get continue to work with clients who are based there.

Of course, I know a lot will have changed in the intervening 3 years.

We used to say that the speed of China was so fast, that it was like a new generation was born every six months. And while it’s not anywhere like that now, it’s still more dynamic than most countries … which is why it makes perfect sense to hold one of the most important global fashion conferences there.

For all the ‘superficiality’ people say about fashion, I can honestly say that the more I’ve spent deep in the industry, the more inspiring I’ve found it.

The craft.
The imagination.
The focus on society, art and design.
The openness to different influences and ideas.
The desire to continually explore, imagine and challenge.

Or said another way … the stubborn commitment to allowing creativity to thrive, wherever it may take you.

Like with Metallica, this client has invited me to places I never even knew existed, let alone ever imagined I could be.

Magical people … imaginative ideas … insane possibilities …

But what’s made it even more amazing is they have asked me collaborate with these people and ideas … to find new ways to allow creativity to flourish – be it architecture, robots or writing stories that unite different worlds in different ways.

I appreciate it sounds like I’m bragging.

I guess I am.

But the reality is it’s more shock and gratitude.

I do think I am good at what I do, but to have all this – especially at my stage of career – does feel like I’ve won some sort of creative lottery.

And in some ways I have.

But the prize is not simply the work – or the cash – but the reminder …

Because the ad industry often sees creativity only through the lens of ads.

Oh sure, we’ll talk about craft and design, but it tends to always be in the context of communication.

Hell, we bang on about ‘big ideas’ when all we’re really talk about is big ‘advertising’ ideas.

There’s nothing wrong with that … advertising is creative and important.

But creativity is more than ads.

It has the power to shape and influence.

To create new meaning to old things and ignite deep emotions in the new.

It values culture and imagination far more than media channels and eco-systems … which results in the work being far more than ‘packaging’ for selling stuff, but creating the things that are worth buying.

I love the industry I work in. It has given me a life richer than I could ever have imagined. But somewhere along the line, it seems we love everything but the thing we’re supposed to love. Distracted by terminologies and techniques that – ironically – makes more things the same than different.

But fashion isn’t like that.

My client isn’t like that.

Which is why – you will understand – I’m so happy I won’t be here to write any posts for another week.

For once, your gain … is also mine.

So until the week after next, have fun. I know I will be.

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Who Are You?

OK, I’m back.

Again.

And this time, I’m not going to be going away for …. hmmmmm, actually let’s not go there.

Let’s move on shall we?

So before I start, there’s 2 things to say.

1. Some may have seen this before, because I accidentally put the wrong publish date on it.

2. This is a week of long and – for me – serious posts. So don’t say I didn’t warn you.

The good news is that on Friday, you’ll be rewarded for it, with some news that benefits you as much as it does me.

Kinda.

Maybe.

OK, so one thing that drives me nuts is when brands talk in totally different voices to different audiences.

But there’s something that gets to me more, and that’s when the brand in question has tried to position themselves as some sort of ‘brand of the people’.

Case in point, Reddit …

I really like Reddit.

I think their ‘front-page of the internet’ is a brilliant place to play.

And then I saw this …

‘Where Engagement Meets Results’.

What the fuck is that about?

Oh I know what some will say …

“They’re trying to reach business people who discount Reddit as a commercially valuable platform”.

And maybe they are. But the irony is the easiest way to discount Reddit as a commercially valuable platform is having clients on there who only can communicate in the corporate monotone of the meaningless mission statement.

How insincere is a brand who speaks to their customers one way and business another?

How crazy is it that some think business people are a different species to ‘normal’ people?

How badly will Reddit’s audience react to work from companies who only speak business?

Now some may think I’m going over-the-top … they will remind me that we all ‘change’ our tone and personality dependent on who we are talking to.

And that’s true … to an extent.

But this isn’t a tonal change, this is character.

I read that and it’s a brand I don’t recognise …

Feels more like they should be called Beigeit rather than Reddit.

The ability to adapt your voice to different audiences shouldn’t mean changing who you are.

People who play golf have a dramatically different view to sport than those who play football … but Nike still do it in a way where you know and feel it’s them. Just like CTO’s in major corporations has different requirements to those who want a laptop for home … but you never feel Apple changes who they are to communicate with them.

Brands who fundamentally change their personality in a bid to engage different audiences literally don’t know who they are. Worse, their customers may start to question that too.

Reddit are amazing.

Their audience is diverse, engaged and productive.

And while I appreciate some in business may not understand that, if you have to alter who you are, do you want them anyway?

Years ago I was doing work for Triple J … a government funded, youth radio station in Australia.

Unlike other ‘government funded’ media, Triple J was someone with real credibility, driven by championing and breaking new artists, discussing topics commercial radio wouldn’t touch with a barge pole and absolutely no advertising.

So when they came to us asking for help, we knew straight away that whatever we did had to ensure their current audience didn’t feel Triple J was selling out by advertising for more listeners.

While you may think this meant we went niche, we did the opposite.

Built off an idea we called, ‘enemy of the average’ … we went into mainstream media with messages that challenged audiences about the mediocrity they were engaging with.

Radio.
Newspapers.
Cinema.
Magazines.
Nightclubs.
Television.

Wherever mainstream audiences were, we were there too.

And while many hated our work [it was even discussed in Australian Parliament] it not only attracted the largest audience increase in Triple J’s history, it reinvigorated their existing audience because they saw the brand they love stay true to who they are, despite wanting what they didn’t have.

I get we’re in different times.

I appreciate the idea of any risk is unpalatable for so many.

But nothing is as dangerous as changing who you are to attract people who aren’t your audience.

The brand voice is more than how you talk. Or look. It’s how you look at the world … and if you’re consistent with that, then you can express yourself in a million different ways and always be yourself.

But too many brands, despite what they say, don’t want to be distinct.

They see it as having the potential to alienate an audience.

To which I say this …

While you may think being something to anyone means you can engage more people, the fact is, the most power to build the value of your brand is when you are everything to someone.

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