The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Eyes On The Possibility, Not Always The Enemy …

I saw these 2 brilliant cats starring each other down when I was in Utrecht a few months ago.

Look at them.

Focused. Determined. Pissed off.

Trying desperately to intimidate each other while obviously being scared of each other.

Maybe not in terms of size … or beauty … but in terms of one being able to pull off something better, quicker or smarter than the other.

Trapped in an endless cycle of statue paralysis or trying to micro ‘one up’ the other.

The cat cold-war so to speak.

And what is funny is this is often how many brands behave.

Looking sideways rather than ahead.

So lost in what one other brand is doing – or could be doing – they ignore what’s going on around them.

What others are achieving without them.

Sometimes this is not simply driven by a competition, but greed.

A desire to make sure nothing is left on the table.

Hoovering up every scrap.

Believing they are in control and in power so nothing can challenge or take them.

So lost in their self-belief that they fail to see they’re being left behind.

Blinkered by ego.

We saw it with Nokia when Apple launched the iPhone.
We saw it with Listerine when Wrigley’s positioned chewing gum as dental care.
We saw it with Kodak when they chose to protect their photo processing profits rather than launch their digital camera.

We have seen it over and over again.

And while sometimes, having a focused enemy can push you to greater heights than you would be able to achieve on your own … driving you to make things better, rather than to look for things never done before [because often, those things are stupid or self-indulgent] like most things in life, the key is knowing when this approach starts to be counter productive.

When the focus is pulling you back than pushing you forward.
Blinkering your view rather than opening your perspective.
Losing your edge rather than fuelling your ambition.

But sadly, too many brands act like those two cats in Utrecht.

Unable to look away but without the looks to make others still want to come to them.

Which is why as much as there’s a lot to be said for exploiting and optimising the failings and learnings of your numero uno foe, there’s also a lot to be said for remembering to keep looking up and out from your blinkered bubble.

Or said another way …

When you ensure you’re focused on where culture is heading, you don’t get lost following where your competition is staying.

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Think Small …

Originally, I was going to post a video of a scene from Louis CK’s old TV show.

But then I chose not to.

Not because he was rightfully cancelled for his behaviour – but because the subject matter is too heavy for this early in the week.

But I probably will post it later in the week because it’s a brilliant piece of work.

Not in terms of ‘comedy’, but truth.

Not played for laughs, but for emotional connection … ensuring you feel the pain of what is being said either because it relates to situations you have experienced or actively avoided.

I won’t say any more … both to ensure I don’t ruin the post if I end up doing it plus the fact, I’ve got to actually find it.

Not to mention the fact I am convinced I may have posted about it before but for the life of me, can’t find it … haha.

So instead, have a look at this …

That’s the window of a cake shop near where I live.

As you can see, it was a sunny afternoon – despite being Autumn – so the blind is down.

And that’s where I saw the words, “we’re open, it’s just sunny”.

Those words were printed ON THE BLIND which means a few things.

1. They understand how perception can influence the retail environment.
2. They pay attention to the details across all aspects of their business.
3. They invest in how their business presents itself to their audience.
4. By printing it on the blind – so the writing disappears when it’s up – they are showing that they have an attitude of ‘if something’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right’.

Now I appreciate it seems like it’s a small thing.

But I noticed it.
While driving in my car.
On a busy road.
On a Sunday.

But I tell you something else. I must have driven past a ton of shops on that road and not one of the others made any impression on me. Certainly not enough for me to photograph it then go in and buy something from it.

And here’s the thing … the reason I noticed it is because frankly, you don’t see much of this these days.

Instead, we’re drowning in functionality efficiency.

Removing anything other than what is deemed ‘achieves the specific and immediate need’.

The optimisation of operational interaction. Or in UX language, ‘the systematic removal of any possible friction point in the purchase process’.

But there’s a problem with that thinking, because that approach makes you literally the same as everyone else.

The blandification of who you are. The commodotisation of what you do.

But GoodFor – the name of the shop – chose not to do that.

They understood that done right, ‘friction is valuable’, which is why they decided to deal with this problem in a way that enhanced the brand reputation and experience for their customers. In essence, rather than removing friction … they made a statement out of it.

What some would deem ‘unnecessary and costly’, they saw as an investment in their individuality and personality.

Now I appreciate it’s a small thing, but many of the biggest impact stuff is small.

Think Virgin Atlantic’s salt and pepper shakers or even the classic Argos pen … stuff most would not give a second thought to, and yet reveal more about what the brand values than $10 million quids worth of TV advertising.

In this world of ‘optimise everything’ marketing, it blows my mind how few companies appreciate the big impact of small gestures … because to a society who is finely attuned to marketing bullshit, nothing tells them who you really are than doing stuff most companies wouldn’t even think about.

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Don’t Drink While Writing Ads …

I have a history of working on clients I don’t really have a right to work on.

Sport.
High Fashion.
Female Haircare.

OK, so I have a real relationship with sport, but I think the reason I have been able to [even though I say it myself] be so successful with the other categories is that I get so into what I am working on. I get kind-of obsessed with learning and understanding everything about it and throw myself into reading all I can about the culture, history and category before I then interview everyone I can meet who is authentically connected to it.

No outsourcing to superficial focus groups … it’s about graft. Working with the people who create and push the category rather than those who simply buy the product.

It’s served me well – underpinned by clients who care about their audience rather than just see them as walking wallets and me being being self-aware enough to know my perspective is from an outsiders point of view, so I need to explore everything while assuming nothing.

I say all this because one of the other categories I’ve worked on that I shouldn’t, is alcohol.

Why shouldn’t I?

Because the last sip of booze that passed my lips was in 1985.

NINETEEN EIGHTY FIVE … so 39 years ago!

And yet over that time, I’ve worked on everything from Heineken, Guinness, Johnnie Walker and the development of Blackened, for Metallica.

Beer advertising in particular is fascinating because there tends to be 2 states:

Sponsored jokes or pretentious bullshit.

Now I get why it falls into these 2 states because client/agencies tend to either want to reaffirm their beer is ‘fun and social’ or ‘important and crafted’.

But for every Guinness Surfer, Carlton Draft Big Ad, John Smiths No Nonsense, DB Export Brewtroleum or going right back, Heineken Refreshes … there’s a whole heap of contrived, lifestyle rubbish.

Lazy headlines placed over generic Getty image photography.

One I saw recently was this from Tiger.

Now I appreciate the photo does not do it justice, but the headline reads:

Tiger Crystal.
Ultra Low Carb.
Extra Refreshing.

The reason this does my head in is two-fold.

First is you have to understand Tiger is very close to my heart.

Not only was it one of the first brands I worked on when I first moved to Asia, I also won the worldwide account – literally on my own – against 4 network agencies back in the early 2000’s.

Apart from that allowing me to work with some brilliant people on some brilliant assignments, it also resulted in Campaign Magazine featuring me on their front page in all my sweary glory, which is obviously a career high, hahaha.

But the other reason is that copy makes no fucking sense.

What the hell does ‘extra refreshing’ mean?

Oh I know how they’ll justify it …

With less carbs, the beer tastes even better to the drinker. Not literally, but emotionally.

And while there may be an element of truth to that … it doesn’t make it EXTRA refreshing. More drinkable maybe, but not extra refreshing. But here’s the thing, if it’s that good, why don’t they make ALL their beer like this?

Why don’t they bring their ‘extra refreshing’ premise to all their products?

I’ll tell you why, because it’s bollocks.

It’s lazy marketing … another example of vacuous superlatives being churned out to sound exciting without any thought, consideration or any excitement. An act of arrogance, demonstrating how important the brand thinks it is and how little they think – or understand – the audience they literally serve.

Now I appreciate some may say, ‘why does it matter, no one will pay much attention to it’?

And I get that … except that’s the point really.

Our job is to try and make people pay attention.

To give a shit.

They’re not going to think it changes their life, but they shouldn’t blindly ignore it.

It’s this sort of arrogance that demonstrates the lack of self-awareness that has permeated the industry. A blind belief that everything we do is great simply because we did it … despite the fact in the real world, all we’re doing is adding to the social landfill and social pollution of shit advertising.

Where is the pride in who we are, what we do and the intelligence of who we engage?

Where?

We’re so much better than this. And just to be clear, I’m not solely blaming whoever did this awfulness, it’s also the clients, procurement and ‘for profit’ research companies who created the environment where this ends up being deemed ‘worthy’.

I swear the biggest problem the industry has is every department and discipline has its own agendas and metrics for success.

There’s no alignment.
No agreement on what we want and need to make.
Just distain, distrust and self-interest.

Of course not everyone is like this – thank god – but if clients want to see the potential of their brand and agencies want to push the possibilities of their creativity, there has to be a moment where we stop hiding awfulness under the blanket of marketing justifiable rationales, because for all the NPS, system 1, best-practice approaches we may proudly shout about, there are two questions that trump all.

Is it true and does it make us give a shit?

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Stupid Is Refreshing …

Systems.

Processes.

Models.

Theories.

We’re surrounded with ways to do stuff and yet it feels we’re surrounded by more boring stuff than ever before.

By boring, I mean derivative.

A production line of repetition, albeit with different brand names emblazoned on the front.

I’ve said this before, but while a process is important … when we place more emphasis on that, than what it produces – or what we want it to produce – then we’ve got our shit the wrong way round.

It’s why I’ve also talked about the commercial effectiveness of creative ridiculousness.

A way to make an impact by the simple nature of not following the same patterns and processes of everything that has come before.

I don’t mean in terms of ‘differentiation’ [which is still based on using category norms] but – to steal from TBWA mainly because I don’t see them doing it much anymore – disruption.

Which is my way of saying why I love this …

Yes, it’s got cats on it.

And yes it says it will let me talk to them.

But even I know it’s not true … and yet I bought it and paid a premium for it, which is more than I would ever do for any other form of gum.

Fuck, I don’t even buy gum normally which reminds me of this post back in 2007 that reinforces the power of packaging.

Planning is important.

It has a real role to play for business and creativity.

But when that role ends up being shaped exclusively by the rules of the category, the competition and the ‘average consumer’ … then we’re not moving our brands forward, we’re in danger of cementing them where they are.

Of course I appreciate the difference between a novelty candy and a major brand with global distribution … but the premise remains the same.

If you let your blinkers only allow logic to influence your choices, you’re not liberating opportunities … you’re stifling it. Or – as Martin, Paula and I said at last year at Cannes – you’re being strategically constipated and only imagination can be your laxative.

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Why UBR Is Marketing ADD …

There is a lot of talk about a new term in marketing, called ‘UBR’.

UBR stands for Universal Buying Reason and there’s a lot of people seemingly wetting their pants over it. In essence, UBR is when a brand owns a position within a category that arguably, anyone within that category could have had, but they were first or the most consistent or invested in making it their or were simply, the biggest spenders behind it.

If you’re thinking this is not exactly new, you’d be right … but many people seem to be more obsessed with being associated with new terminologies or methodologies than actually making stuff that pushes brands and business to new places.

That’s why UBR feels like the next terminology trope in a long line of terminology tropes …

Brand Assets.
Brand Eco-Systems.
Global Human Truths.

Overly simplicitic labels that promote conformity under the guise of effectiveness or efficiency.

[And yes, I know Dan Wieden used to talk about Global Human Truths … and as I told him, he was wrong. Because while all Mum’s may love their kids, a Mum in Wuhan shows it in very different ways than a Mum in Washington, and to ignore that nuance is to ignore truth for convenience and complicity. And as anyone worth their salt will tell you, often it’s the nuance that is the difference between doing things for people or about them]

Of course, like all trope trends, there’s some value in what is being said about UBR – after all, its hardly a new concept given countless brands and categories have used this approach for literally decades, from alcohol to jewellery.

But what some of the people pushing UBR are seemingly forgetting – or not understanding – is that even at the most functional level of category marketing, it requires depth and consideration to fully release its potential … and frankly the lack of discussion about that highlights the industries obsession with providing clients with easy answers/solutions rather than encouraging/pushing/provoking them to appreciate the rewards [and shareholder benefit, let alone expectation] of putting in the hard work to identify how they can consistently build their value, role and position.

What scares me most is that some of the people ‘fluffing UBR’ – but thankfully not all – are in jobs where they’re paid to help clients with their business … and yet they talk in incredibly generalistic and simplistic terms about something that has context and complexity.

Where the hell is their objectivity?
Where is the understanding?
Where is the nuance?

It all feels like a desperate play to be seen as an industry thought leader, where the goal is to highjack whatever seems to be getting industry traction and then aligning themselves to it.

What’s worse is we’ve seen how this approach works as more and more people value and aspire speed and status over substance and experience … and I don’t really care that makes me sound old, because it actually has nothing to do with age, and everything to do with valuing what our industry can do when we do it with craft, understanding and ambition.

What sums it all up [for me] is how one of the brands the UBR advocates bang on about is Tesco’s.

I get why, because on face value, Tesco’s is a supermarket like every other supermarket.

But …

All it takes is a quick look at Tesco’s history – from their foundation in 1919 through to the many acts and actions they’ve embraced and led over 100 years, from the ‘computers for schools’ program to challenging EU law to give their customers access to products at the same price as their European cousins and a million things in-between – and they’d see the ‘Every Little Helps’ position is not something ‘anyone’ could say, but something far more specific to them specifically … something they’ve continually reinforced and invested in through retail, customer and cultural innovation as opposed to just the repetition of a category trope.

It’s yet another example of people needing to know their history before they can claim they’re creators of it.

Or – said another way – why clients and the industry at large, need to get back to valuing those who have DONE and DO shit, rather than just talk it … regardless how popular or well-meaning they may be.

[OK, ‘talking shit’ is harsh, but it sounded good in that sentence, so forgive me]

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for pushing knowledge and possibilities, I’m just not for people putting lipstick on a dead sheep and calling it Ms World.

And don’t get me started on how many of these people are ultimately downplaying someone else’s creative excellence to make it all about them.

Wow, that’s like a rant from 2010. Felt good. Thanks industry trope for waking me up.

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