The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


We’ll All Do Better When We Stop Thinking Humans Are Robots …

It’s been a while since I’ve had an all-out rant, but here we go.

So recently, I saw a quote recently I loved.

It was by Arnold Glasgow, the American businessman and satirist who said:

“Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you’ll understand what little chance you have trying to change others”.

I say this because too many brands – and agencies – think they can.

Worse, they think they can with an ad … an ad that either tells people specifically what to do/what they should do and/or a list of product attributes that they believe will make someone immediately stop whatever it is they have been doing for decades and change tact because they’ve suddenly been ‘enlightened’.

Of course, this is not entirely the fault of agencies and clients.

Too often, it is backed up by some for-profit research group who has said their findings prove – without any possible doubt – this is what people will do and, even more importantly, want to do.

Now this is not an anti-research stance. Or an anti-agency or client diatribe.

The reality is we need some sort of foundation of information to make choices and decisions and research – when done well, like everything in life – is a universally established way to achieve that BUT … and it’s a big but … the definitive and delusional nature of how our industry talks borders on bonkers.

I get we don’t like risk.
I get what we do is bloody expensive.
I get there are big implications on getting things wrong.

But nothing – and I mean nothing – can be guaranteed and yet so much of the business acts like it can be, conveniently choosing to ignore the landfill of failings from organisations who have researched every part of everything they do for in every aspect of their life.

Sure, it can increase the odds of success … like advertising.
Sure, it is better than not doing anything at all … like advertising.
But everyone acting like whatever they are going to do is ‘a dead cert’ is an act of commercial complicity and co-dependency that borders on Comms Stockholm Syndrome.

A long time ago, when I was maybe a bit more of a menace, a media agency told a client – with me in the room – that they could guarantee they’d HIT their sales target if a particular amount was invested.

I asked, “but you don’t know what the idea is yet and surely that has a role in the level of impact and/or investment that needs to be made?” … to which they said their ‘proprietary data’ gave them the commercial insight that helped their clients achieve their goals.

So back at the office – pissed off – I sent them an email saying this was the work.

Obviously, it did not go down well, but then neither did their ‘strategy’ of just throwing money at the wall until they hit the magic number.

Again, I appreciate we all need information to base choices and decisions on, but we’re getting way too generalistic, simplistic and egotistic in our approaches and methodologies – which is why the sooner we remember how hard it is for us to change any part of who we are, the sooner we may start accepting it takes far more than a business goal … a focus group commentary … a marketing methodology or an ad to get people to even consider doing what you want them to do and so maybe – just maybe – it will encourage us all to start playing up to a new standards rather than down to complicit convenience.

But I wouldn’t hold your breath, which is why I finish this rant with a post that I saw recently I also loved – albeit with ‘paraphrased interpretation’.

Thankfully not everyone is like this.

As proven by the fact, they tend to be the ones behind the stuff we all wish we were behind.

Or as my friend said recently, ‘they’re the ones who play to create change, not communicate everything exactly the same’.

Oh, I feel better for that. Thank you for [not] reading, hahaha.

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A Public Service Announcement …

I know I said there would be no more blog posts this week, but even though I’m away, I thought this might be an opportune time to post this.

[Or at least if I’ve not fucked up the WordPress auto-post feature]

Why?

Because this post will be the first thing anyone who stupidly comes to this blog will see for 4 days so I can see if my blog is more successful than Linkedin – where no one responded when I posted this on there a few weeks earlier. [except a strategist from the Netherlands and two from China, all of whom I massively appreciated took the time to show any interest whatsoever, even – if truth be told – they were more curious than up-for-it]

That said, I appreciate the real reason for all the silence in this corner of the World could be because the idea of working with me is the worst idea in the World [which is possible, I guess], or there are no strategists/senior strategists in NZ who want to move job … which would be kinda-awesome given how many in the global industry have lost their role following company ‘re-orgs’ … or all the 1-3 year strategists out there have left the industry because they didn’t get the training and support they wanted and were instead ‘outsourced’ to a for-profit outside org who told them to follow their system – regardless of category, client or situation – rather than help them find and express their own planning voice [maybe] … though I really, really it’s because Linkedin isn’t quite the professional platform it likes to think it is or pretend it is.

Guess we’ll find out.

So anyone who is into it – preferably in Australia or NZ – can either email me here or find out more about us here.

For what its worth, you’d be working with a brilliant and talented strategist in a team of brilliant and talented strategists … which is my way of saying you wouldn’t have to interact with me too much if that makes you feel any better. Haha.

So with that in mind, I’m going to go back into the shadows and wish you a good weekend …

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If You’re Not Protecting Your Value, You’re Giving It To Someone Else …

One of the toughest things about doing your own thing is payment.

Not asking for it, getting it.

One of the worst situations I ever had was a company – who I obviously no longer work with – who took seven months to pay.

SEVEN.

Not because they were having a hard time.
Not because they lost my invoice information.
But because they thought they could.

And you know what, they could … because in the big scheme of things, I was a mosquito in terms of their ‘suppliers’ and so I was ignored as a priority.

Again.
And again.
And again.

But you know what else mosquitos can be?

Annoying little fuckers and I used that experience to learn from my mistakes, resulting in an updated set of T&C’s that now contain clauses that state – the longer the delay in their payment, based on pre-agreed terms – the more implications they will be subjected to.

It starts off with a relatively small % increase, based on what is owed, added to the bill.

Then there is an increase in the % of a more significant amount.

And then finally, they grant me approval of being able to publicly shame them as well as charge them – up to $1000 – for the costs of ‘advertising’.

Have I ever had to use it?

Well, I have in terms of increasing the amount owed due to late payment, but never anything more than that …

In fact, when dealing with companies with a procurement department, that is the ‘clause’ they generally always demand is removed to which I always respond in the same way:

“Are you intending on delaying my payment for work undertaken?”

Have I lost work because of this approach?

Yep … I have, but not only do I not want to work with people who knowingly withhold payment, I also am of the attitude that chasing up monies is also ‘loss of work’.

I get it’s economically tough out there.

I also appreciate I’m speaking from a position of privilege and good fortune.

And while I’ve not had too many problems regarding getting paid from the people/companies I’ve worked with in the past, I know many do.

In fact, what they tell me is it’s the companies who talk about their values and commitment to best practice who are the worst to pay on time.

Which is why if you’re a sole trader or a freelancer – or are thinking about it – you need to get comfortable with respecting your own value.

You should not feel lucky to be paid for the work you have done.

And while it’s fair to say companies are in a position of power in a lot of relationships, your approach and attitude can help even up the score.

Not by being an asshole, but by being clear in what you will and won’t accept.

Including the small print in your T&C’s.

Anyone going out on their own is doing something special. But those who do it ‘hoping’ it will work out are being complicit in their own troubles.

So to try and stop you making the same mistakes I’ve made – as well as learn the good lessons I’ve been fortunate enough to receive – here are some posts that may/may not be of some use.

Good luck. It’s tough, but my god it is rewarding.

Harrison Ford and the value of value.

Michael Keaton thinking like a small business.

How Metallica’s management appreciate value.

Relationships build business.

Procurement departments are just playing a game called ‘negotiation’.

Know what you’re in the business of actually delivering.

Don’t want something so much you do the wrong things to get the business you want.

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Why The Greatest Strategists Have Four Legs And A Petty Streak …

Maybe it’s because I’m British …
Maybe it’s because I’m naïve …
Or maybe it’s because I’m privileged …
But I’ve always been pretty shit when it comes to ‘negotiating’.

That changed quite dramatically when Metallica’s management taught me both ‘the value of value’ and how procurement is a game … but even now, there are situations where I feel weird to push back.

Ironically, the thing that snaps me out of it is not confidence, but disgust.

Recently a company sent me a bill that was 49% more than the previous year.

My situation hadn’t changed.
I was a long-term customer of theirs.
I had not used their services any differently than any time before.
And yet they sent me the invoice without explanation or consideration.

And I was pissed. Properly fucked off.

And while I could have just walked away, I wanted to play them at their own game.

I should point out my goal was not to get a price reduction; it was more so I didn’t feel a mug just blindly accepting their shit.

I wanted to feel I’d pushed back …

That I wasn’t a pushover …

And while I suspected they wouldn’t care – or maybe even notice – what I was doing, it was important for me that I did it.

Short story is I rang them up and ‘had a chat’ before ending up with all the price increase being removed.

Every last penny.

And while you may think that means ‘I’d won’, the thing is my definition of ‘winning’ had changed … which is why once I got the reduction, I informed the company I wouldn’t be working with them anymore and why.

Petty?
Sure.

Pathetic?
Possibly.

Pointless?
Maybe.

Unprecedented by me?
Errrrm, no.

But as my old Wieden boss – the great Jason White – once told some people, I’d asked him to meet,

“Be true. Be transparent. Believe they want to do the right thing with the right intentions. But if you suspect they think they’re hustling you … make sure you’re hustling them right back”.

Which is why, if you want to know the real art of ‘strategy’ – both in terms of effectiveness and creativity – don’t follow the methodologies or tools flogged by the never-ending list of Linkedin Pundits, study cats or petty bastards.

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Forget Systems, Models And Marketing Practice. If You Want To Make Something Great, Learn The Art Of Conflict Management …

A while back, I did some work for the rock band Journey.

The ‘Don’t Stop Believin’ mob.

Anyway, without going into too much detail – though a lot of what I’m going to say is common knowledge so I’m not contravening my NDA, and trust me, I asked – it was a rather tension-filled experience.

Not Red Hot Chili Peppers – or should I say Anthony Kiedis – levels of tension, but definitely not chill, put it that way – hahaha.

This time though, it had nothing to do with me and everything to do with 2 of the band members being at loggerheads.

As I said, the fracture in their relationship has been well documented – and I had been warned before hand – but by the time I was involved with them, it was bordering on toxic.

At this point I feel I should point out they were nothing but kind and considerate to me, but like a guest at a dinner party hosted by a couple who had obviously had a major row prior to your arrival – you could feel the tension in every interaction.

But this is less about that and more about the management teams amazing ability to facilitate and negotiate a truce.

Obviously I can’t go into the specifics, but I watched something magical literally unfold in front of my eyes,

Think of it like a cross between the lessons in the hostage negotiation book, ‘Never Split The Difference’, and Kim Papworth.

For those who don’t know who Kim is, he’s the brilliant ex-ECD of Wieden+Kennedy London – and longtime partner to the brilliant-but-bonkers Tony Davidson – who had this incredible ability to keep ideas he believed in on the table … even when clients were initially protesting against them. But here’s the thing about him that was so good.

It was never through bombastic actions.
Never through threats or intimidation.
Never through pandering or false promises.
But always through listening, then gently providing context, clarity, understanding and perspective.

Nudging them forward, rather than pushing them back.

This is similar to what I saw with Journey, with the result of this approach being this:

I have to say the ability to achieve this outcome was inconceivable to me..

Let’s be honest, you can tell from the tweet that it was not something that was easy. Hell, you can tell from the tweet it was not something even the band members expected to achieve.

But it happened because of the work of the management team – who happen to also be Metallica’s long-term management, so are well versed in knowing how to deal with ‘human differences’ as well as musical ones.

Anyway, having seen this happen up close and personal, I can tell you it is more than a skill, but an art. Well, that and starting the whole process with the steadfast belief there was a solution to be found, even if it no one knewwhere, how or when it would happen.

[I wrote another post about this sort of mindset, also involving hostage negotiator, here]

But it is these two criteria that allowed them to help take opposing forces on a journey they likely never imagined they could go on, let alone initially want to. But to achieve that and then get them to be thankful for it while never feeling pushed, cornered, provoked or bullied … is, to put it bluntly, fucking incredible.

I say all this is because I feel too often the way our industry deals with conflict is with more conflict. Or, alternatively, just putting our collective heads in the sand.

Sure, there are occasions – and individuals – where you have to be aggressive.

As Gloria Allred – the powerful US lawyer, of which there is an interesting documentary about her – once said: “Sometimes, power responds to power”.

But that has to be the exception rather than the rule.

In the vast majority of cases, the goal should never be one person gets battered into submission by the other. The key objective has to be ensuring you have properly listened and understood the issues causing the friction … because with this, you can then help both sides appreciate, value and identify what a mutually advantageous outcome could offer for both parties so they feel positive about taking a step closer towards each other.

I say this like you are an intermediary, but I also mean it when you are the one in the conflict.

Now of course this approach won’t always work, but too often our default setting is ‘submit or savage’ and frankly, no one really wins when we adopt either stance.

I appreciate for some people reading this, they’ll be thinking I have a hell of a nerve writing all this when I can have an argument in an empty house – however, over the years I have [slowly] learned that if you want to increase the odds of making great work actually happen, it’s not just about being good at your job … or having taste … or identifying and valuing a good idea you fine tune with craft … you need to know how to deal and address conflict.

Doesn’t matter what job you have.
Doesn’t matter how long you’ve been doing it.
Doesn’t even matter what level of role you’re in.
The fact is, great opportunities are born more from unity, than friction.

So if you want to ensure you keep the tension in the work, rather than the relationship … learn the art of conflict resolution, because that will do more to help you actually create great work, brands and careers than any marketing process or ‘alleged’ mini MBA.

There’s no blog posts till Monday as there’s another holiday in NZ [I know, I know] … so have a great weekend and try not to get into any trouble.

Or if you do, use the context from this post to practice getting out of it, haha.

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