The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Well, I say that [or more specifically Peter Mensch and Cliff Burnstein say that] but the reality is I am wearing much more sensible clothes these days.

Proper trousers.
Proper sweaters.
Hell, I’m even wearing closed shoes … OK, sneakers.

But thankfully, despite that and the fact I am only 4 years from fucking sixty, stupid things still make me laugh which is why I utterly loved hearing some people call a pain au chocolat, a ‘chocolate sausage roll’.

How perfect is that???

I will never be able to look at one the same way ever again.

So I wanted to take this opportunity to say a big ‘thank you’ to society for all of your fucked up thoughts and ideas … you keep a very old man feeling very young. At least mentally.