The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


To Be Innovative, You Actually Have To Be Innovative …

A few years ago, my wife – a designer – was working for a company on a freelance project.

She met them for the briefing and they told her, “We want people to see us as innovative”.

To which she replied, “I think the only way you do that is by doing innovative things”.

Now she wasn’t saying this to be an asshole, she was trying to be helpful … but, of course, they didn’t see that, even though she was absolutely right.

OK, some companies get away with it.

There’s one I know very well who position themselves as progressive … but look a little deeper and you see the innovation is more in their language and wrapping than anything truly ground breaking. And what’s more, they do the same thing – albeit with a different skin – for different companies time and time again.

To be fair, some of what they do/did is truly progressive, but that is most definitely the exception rather than the rule because their current business model appears to be far more about duplication and replication than innovation.

And that would be fine … except they position themselves as innovation pioneers.

It works because nothing attracts conservative companies than the ability to pretend/think they’re innovative or disruptive when – as Lee Hill once brilliantly observed – all they’re really doing is simply ‘modernising to the times’.

Or said another way, they’re simply catching up to where everyone else is, rather than leaving them behind.

It’s a commercial co-dependency.

They talk to you so you can think you’re innovative and you pay them to allow them keep thinking they are.

The reason I say all this is because I recently saw this in Pudong Airport …

It’s for Austrian/American chef Wolfgang Puck and his restaurant chain.

Now Wolfgang has achieved a great deal in his life …

He is the only chef awarded the ‘Outstanding Chef of the Year’ award on multiple occasions.
His 1982 restaurant Spago – which was a revelation – created the concept of the open kitchen.
He is responsible for serving celebrities a special banquet after the Academy Awards.

All good and grand.

However for all the ‘innovation and success’ Wolfgang has achieved, his Wolfgang Puck chain is anything but … exemplified by the fact that this hoarding claims, “To be truly original is to invent the future of food … to question, to experiment” and yet all the pictures accompanying this statement are about as basic as my dress sense.

Cheeseburger.
Prawn salad.
Steak.

Now I am not saying this food won’t be tasty. But I am saying it is not original and it most definitely is not inventing the future of food.

Of course, there is a lot of [bad] marketing that is underpinned by exaggeration and hype. And I totally appreciate China loves the superlative … however, as exciting as the people behind this restaurant may be about this concept and regardless how ‘new’ this may be to China [clue: it’s not] they’re selling the illusion of innovation rather than the reality of it.

And why do I care?

Because people are falling for this shit.

And while that is their issue, the result of this is the systematic downgrading of standards and ambition.

And truth.

Where more and more people are falling for average because it’s been sold to them as exceptionalism.

And it is convenient for them to believe that because it doesn’t challenge or question, it just comforts with convenience.

The result being those who are being innovative … the ones who are trying to do things differently … are met with immediate distain and dismissal. Judged, insulted and dismissed.

Please note I am not in any way claiming to be one of these people. But I know those who truly are. And so many have failed to achieve the impact and success they deserve because the business of illusion innovation is easier to buy than actual innovation.

And while I could say that is their problem, a lot of it is because of what they refuse to do.

Like guarantee results.
Or sell one-size-fits all process.
Or blindly accept the opinion and views of people because of their title.
Or follow research methodologies that are designed for totally different scenarios.

But that happens a lot. I’ve seen it. We all have.

Which is why I think the best thing that can save marketing is maybe to stop marketing.

Stop playing the games of how so many operate.

Stop valuing convenience, complicity and popularity in favour of truth, action and change.

Stop judging people on how much cash they bring in and more on what they’ve done/do.

Stop playing down to a price rather than up to a quality.

This industry is littered with brilliant creative, innovative, progressive doers and thinkers.

They’re everywhere and yet they rarely seem to be championed or celebrated.

At best they’re viewed as a novelty. At worse, a destructive force.

The Emperor’s New Clothes may get short-term economic results.
It may keep people employed and give the C-Suite big, fat bonus cheques.
But what it is also doing, is ensuring we fall backwards.

Not just killing our credibility, but denying a future to those who could bring us back.

And as acts of corporate hostility go, I find that one of the worst of all.

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Is It Scary When You Find Barbed Wire Interesting?
November 21, 2023, 7:45 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, America, Comment, Craft, Creativity, Culture, Design

Recently I met someone called Jim, who designs – among other things – barbed wire.

When I was introduced to him, I first thought it was a pisstake.

I never thought of barbed wire being something designed … and I certainly didn’t think there would be different versions of it … but apparently there is, as demonstrated by the photo above that shows different barbed wire over the years.

But once I realised I was not part of an elaborate prank, I found the whole conversation with Jim fascinating. In his view, barbed wire is misunderstood … because while it is there to stop elements getting in – or out – its role is closer to survival than security.

Jim told me how the inventor of barbed wire – Lucien Smith – created it as a simple and effective way to keep cattle from straying. Prior to this, there was no practical or effective way to enclose vast amounts of land and so they had to engage in huge cattle drives for transporting – and controlling – cattle.

But with the invention of barbed wire, this all changed … to the point Jim regards barbed wire as playing a pivotal role in creating settlements across the American plains … which in turn, led to the creation of towns and cities.

As you may have worked out, Jim is a bit of an anorak where barbed wire is concerned … but I bloody loved the conversation – not to mention the way he approached barbed wire design – which all acts as a great reminder that while we all like to talk about creativity, there’s far more of it happening outside of the ad industry than inside it, and yet so little of the conversation ever acknowledges it, let alone celebrates it.

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How To Be Great In The Real World …

There are a lot of quotes out on social media that explains how to make great creative work. Hell, a bunch of them are probably mine.

But putting aside the fact many of the quotes originate from people who, arguably, haven’t done much work that is deserving of that description – all of them, in their own way, are right.

And that’s great, because the survival of this industry is down to making work that is great and achieves great things for those it’s for.

But the problem with those quotes is they often reflect an unrealistic World.

One where time … or budget … or client mandatories don’t matter.

Which is why this quote from Leonard Bernstein is so good.

Because it captures how to get to great in the real World.

We need more of this.

I think people want more of this.

Because not only is there a distinct lack of training in our industry at the moment – and what is there is often from the same outsourced ‘gurus’ everyone else is outsourcing to – but Fergus, from OnStrategy, told Paula, Martin and I how so many young planners outside of the ‘big cities’ end up thinking they have no chance to make something even good, as they lack the tools, processes and infrastructure to do what the people on his show said they did.

It’s why we ensured in our Cannes talk we put 3 practical pieces of advice that anyone could use … because if we want to change the standards, we need everyone to have the ability to do that, not just the privileged big city types.

Which is why I leave you with this.

Because as much as time can help craft, a lack of it can force audacious leaps.

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Terrifying Tuesday. That Is A Thursday …

So I’m back.

And after an October where I went to Fiji, Australia, China and America … November is wonderfully static.

Don’t get me wrong, I love travelling … but that was ridiculous.

For all the talk of how COVID would change the way companies would work and interact, I’m meeting more and more people who are travelling more than they did pre-pandemic.

And that’s scary for a whole lot of reasons.

Personal, environmental, commercial.

Scarier than the that day where ghosts and ghouls are supposed to come out and haunt us. Also known as the day kids keep coming to your door demanding sweets.

Yes … that’s a terrible link to the point of this post, but I wrote it to originally appear on Halloween, but then I went to the US and missed my chance, so here we go.

Halloween in NZ is definitely less full-on than the US.

Oh my god … they love holidays and Halloween is one they embrace full-on.

When we lived in Manhattan Beach … it was like a community event.

The whole street would basically come out, all dressed in god-knows what, embracing the mood and the moment.

Obviously I hate that level of sociability … but even I got caught up in it, buying a ridiculously sized baby head from a shop, which I tried on in the car before casually looking to my right and seeing [1] I was next to a bank and [2] I had a security guard looking at me as if I was going to rob the joint.

Good times. Ahem.

Anyway, to keep with the ‘scary’ mood, Otis recently became the proud owner of these …

Yep … Crocs.

Fucking Crocs.

I know we talked about them recently in our ‘Strategy is constipated, imagination is the laxative’ talk … I know I have some sort of grudging respect that they are cool with charging $8 for each ‘personalised attachment’ you can add to the shoes … I know, with Otis’ dysgraphia, they are much easier for him to put on than many others … I know I can’t talk with my love of Birkies … but, but, but THEY’RE FUCKING CROCS.

Seriously, compared to them, Birkenstocks are liked pieces of art.

And yet they continue to live.

To thrive.

Like cockroaches of the footwear category.

Which means I have to salute their brand management and imagination.

Which is better than 99% of brands out there.

Which is why we put them in our Cannes talk.

And why I felt scared enough to put them in a post that was supposed to appear on halloween.

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Play To Provoke, Not To Pander …

So this is the last post till next Thursday.

I know … I know … I’ve only just come back from China but now I’m off to the US, so you get 3 more days free from me. Given this month has had an alarming lack of posts given I’ve found myself in Fiji, Australia, China and America, you should consider October my early Christmas present to you all.

So to make up for that, here’s a relatively long post.

Which by my standards, means extra long.

So recently I caught up with an ex-colleague from cynic.

Given they were a bloody nightmare when we worked together, I’m still in shock how they are now a very senior figure in a very high profile company.

Damn them, hahaha.

Anyway, we were chatting and they said how bad they thought agencies were in pitches.

Specifically, their desperation to be liked.

They said they thought the business plan for many agencies is to out-pander the competition.

It got so bad that apparently in a recent meeting, they asked the agency:

“If we’re so good and doing so well, why would we need you?”

Aggressive?

Provocative?

Yep … but they have a point.

I remember once being told to not challenge the clients previous work as someone in the room might have made it … even though we were literally in a pitch to reinvent the clients work.

And while it was an exception in my career [which I ignored and – guess what – we won!!!] the reality is I am hearing this happening more and more, which is why my friends commentedjust seemed to underline its validity.

Which leads me to some questions …

What do agencies think our job is?

What do agencies want to do and change?

And for the companies that buy into this, what do they want their agencies to do for them?

I appreciate I have been incredibly fortunate throughout my career by working with/for/under people, agencies and clients [not to mention my parents] who deeply value debate and provocation to get to better places. I also acknowledge there is an art to HOW you challenge … rather than go in with fists and elbows.

But the idea of pandering rather than provoking seems insane to me.

Sure, you have to have a point of view rather than just have a desire to be controversial … but while you can’t be blind to the good stuff people are doing, neither should you be to the bad.

I swear part of the problem is this attitude we are part of the ‘service’ industry.

That our job is to serve.

To stay silent.

To satisfy needs.

And while we are there to serve our clients … it’s in the quest of helping them be better, not be subservient to. But increasingly it feels that is what a lot of people are expecting – and why a lot of agencies are pandering – which is why I will always treasure something my brilliant ex-NIKE/FFI client and friend – Simon Pestridge – once said to me:

“Middle management want to be told they’re right. Senior management want to know how to be better”.

He’s right.

He’s never been more right.

It’s why the people who worked for him are also great clients … because he set great standards, of which one of them was understanding that transparency, truth and challenge are ultimate signs of respect not confrontation.

Debate isn’t bad.

In my mind, it means you both want to get to somewhere better.

Where you’re holding each other to standards and ambitions you hold dear.

Of course, to do this properly you need to share ambition, standards and trust … not just philosophically, but in terms of the actual work and change you want to create together.

I mean … if you can’t be provocative during a pitch – when a client is literally looking for new ideas – when the hell can you be?

Which all reinforces something my parents used to say to me …

Everyone wants to be liked, but you go further when you’re respected.

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