The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


A Process Is Just A Process Until You Step Into It …

It is pretty obvious I have a major issue with a lot of the ‘best practice’ processes and practices certain members of my industry love to bang on about.

Not just because ‘best practice, is past practice’, but because these individuals position their approach as the legitimisation of the discipline they claim or suggest they are an expert in. Implying that anyone who does not strictly adhere to their process is an imposter and a danger to whatever organisation they’re working with.

It’s the sort of deluded arrogance that people who describe themselves as an ‘evidence based’ strategist embodies … attempting to infer everyone else is simply making things up and don’t give a fuck what happens afterwards.

It’s everywhere. Twitter. Linkedin. Conferences.

You name it and someone is bragging and banging on about it.

But what makes this hilarious is that many of these self-appointed experts have never made any work of any repute whatsoever. Nothing. Nada. Zilch. Which means their entire viewpoint is either based on their own post-rationalised evaluation of another persons work or their narrow, naive and/or skewed viewpoint of what constitutes as ‘good’.

Don’t get me wrong, process matters.

In no way am I advocating you just chuck it all out.

However the difference is my processes does not require me to outsource my brain, imagination, curiosity, gut or ambition to fit into a format whose goal is to deliver a standardised, consistent response rather than enable the opportunity for greater possibility.

And that’s the big problem for me …

Because so many of these ‘models’ seem to care more about the process than what the process is meant to help enable. Actually, even that is wrong … because more and more of these models don’t even care about ‘enabling’ anything … they instruct you to simply follow the format and then do whatever the fuck comes out the other end.

No questioning.

No challenging.

No pushing.

Just blind adherence.

Martin and I talked about the folly of this approach in 2019 with our Case For Chaos talk at Cannes for WARC and then – in 2023 – Paula joined us on the same stage for our Strategy Is Constipated, Imagination Is The Laxative presentation.

But still this approach and attitude goes on … and while I don’t deny it can be effective, it rarely has the impact or influence as work that comes from a process shaped and flavoured by ideas, imagination or ambition.

But then I wonder if that is the goal anyway … because frankly, the obsession with efficiency means more and more companies don’t want to move towards where they could be and just want to optimize where they’re currently at. Adopting an attitude of ‘when we fall behind, we’ll simply catch up’.

Though they will never admit that publicly – oh no – what they is they’re investing in ‘business transformation’.

Hahahahahahahaha.

A while back I met one of these ‘dot-to-dot’ advocates at a conference I was attending.

Early in the discussion, they said their company had pioneered a process that “guaranteed success”. And then proceeded to talk about their system that ‘removed the risk of contaminated thinking’.

They literally said that.

I looked around the room waiting for someone to say something. Anything. But no one did.

Worse, they seemed to be nodding their heads in agreement. Or awe.

So I stuck my hand up.

Eventually I was seen and asked if I had a question, to which I replied:

“I was just wondering if you know what the words ‘guaranteed’ and ‘success’ mean?”

Yes, I know that was a total asshole move.

It alienated me immediately.

And while I regret how I asked my question, I don’t regret asking my question because that sort of declaration is insane. Not just because it’s not true, but because their ‘examples of proof’ are rarely more than a brand doing a bit better than it has before.

Now I appreciate that’s nothing to sneeze at, but it’s hardly Metallica is it?

A band that plays a niche genre of music, has pensioners as members and yet is the 2nd best selling American group in music history. MUSIC HISTORY!

And I can tell you, that didn’t happen blindly adopting the latest best practice process.

Where are their examples of that sort of impact?

Oh I know … in the hands of the fuckers who do shit, not spout it.

Look, I am not dismissing process.

Nor am I devaluing rigour.

But I am redefining what they mean in comparison to how more and more people seem to be interpreting it.

As we said at Cannes, strategy is the first creative act.

A chance to leap not step.

An opportunity to leave the category behind rather than reinforce the category.

But you don’t achieve that by simply ‘filling in the blanks’ with your functional and rational data.

No … if you really want to have a shot at changing where you can go and where you can be, you have to heed the advice of Rob Strasser – the iconic Nike exec – who said this:

“A shoe is just a shoe until someone steps in it”.

By that, I mean don’t just follow a framework, put your whole self into it.

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Why Craft Defines Ideas, Not Packages Them …

Of all the terms banded about by the creative industry … craft is one that is spoken about a lot.

For many people, they interpret this in terms of executional quality and without doubt, that is a part of it, but it is so much more.

In fact, craft starts at the thinking phase … before a single thing has been defined or committed to paper.

I’ve written a lot about craft over the years, but I recently read something that for me, is a wonderful expression of its role and power.

Now, I get there’s going to be a lot of moaning when you see what my example is – or, should I say, – who my example of craft is coming from. But hang in there. Please.

Are you ready?

OK, so it comes from Queen’s Brian May.

I know … I know … but there’s a reason for this.

You see he was recently asked about the lyrics to one of his songs called ’39.

This song appeared on their 1975 album, ‘A Night At The Opera’ and it is a song about space travel through different dimensions.

For haters of Queen, just description probably justifies all your loathing … but there is method in the madness.

You see Brian May has a PHD in astrophysics.

And while he gained that qualification in 2007, the reality is he was a leading researcher in the field prior to joining Queen.

In fact the only reason he didn’t gain his PHD back in the 1970’s is because the band took off and so his studies stopped.

But even then, his love of astrophysics was a key part of who he was – especially the relationship it had with the dimension of time – which is maybe one of the key influences behind this song.

To understand the rest of this post, you should hear it … paying particular interest to the lyrics. So click here.

Did you do it?

Did you bollocks.

OK, then just click here to read the lyrics.

Did you do that?

Hmmmmn, OK … I believe you even if no one else will.

The point of this is because Brian May was recently asked about the story of the song and his reply is fascinating.

Fascinating in terms of where and how song writers get their inspiration …

But – to link back to the point of the post – fascinating in terms of how this crafted how he specifically wrote the lyrics …

How amazing is that?

I love how he explains why the tenses are mixed up in his lyrics.

How it is integral to the idea he had for the song.

How it is an example of craft in motion.

Sure, there’ll be some pricks who will claim its ‘post rationalized justification’, but that’s because they are confusing their ego with their ability.

Because here’s the thing with craft …

In many ways it is not immediately obvious to the recipient … they may not engage with it in the detail and care that went into it. They probably encounter it as a singular, all-encompassing experience. But to the creator, everything will mean something. Not in terms of ‘contrived, focus-group instruction and manipulation, but in terms of ensuring their creativity is crafted to represent their idea in its purest, most honest form. All the while embracing – and valuing – that the recipient may interpret and connect to the work in different ways than intended. Taking it to somewhere new, different and personal.

It’s a beautiful and generous act and why one of the most important questions I ask in any initial creative meeting is ‘what’s the story behind your story?’.

I don’t mean that in terms of them reiterating the brief or conveying some ‘insight’ they’ve defined to answer/justify their solution … but the journey they have been on in terms of inspiration, consideration or history that has led them or shaped what they are going to show.

Mainly because at this stage of proceedings, it’s got less to do with ‘answering’ the brief, but understanding how they see it.

A glimpse into where it could go, rather than what it currently is.

It’s why we need to remember craft isn’t something to wrap an idea in, it’s what informs the entire expression of the idea.

Because even if people don’t recognise it, they will probably feel it … even if they can’t explain why.

And that is the power of creativity … something we need to protect, especially from those who try to present it or define it like its engineering and their master mechanics. Which is ironic, given they’ve never created anything with it.

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It Might Be The Hope That Kills You, But It’s Also What Keeps You Going …

For a Monday, a post about misery, tragedy and death feels especially appropriate.

You see there’s a show on Netflix called, Sunderland Til’ I Die.

It’s about Sunderland Athletic Football Club where over 3 seasons, they follow the fall … and fall … and slight rise of the team and the affect this has on the players, the fans and the community that surrounds them.

It’s a story of mismanagement, false promises, hope, dreams, pain and desperation and frankly, it’s one of the best shows on Netflix, let alone football.

I’ve watched it countless times because it’s more than a story about football, it’s about how it feels to be left behind by society, industry and government.

A situation many people following many different football teams experience and face all around the World.

Anyway – without wanting to give anything away – the above quote comes from the show.

It’s not a pivotal moment in the series and yet it impacts you like it is.

Because the context of it makes you think about what you’re doing, what you’re working for and towards in your life.

What legacy will you leave?

Will you be remembered?

Will you have mattered?

I appreciate that sounds quite deep for a show about a football team in the North of England, but it’s that good.

Leaving you with understanding why it’s so important to love forever and always.

Regardless of the times or the challenges.

Because at the end of the day, it matters. Even when it hurts like a motherfucker.

It’s a brilliant lesson for life which is why, while I’ll never be a Sunderland fan, I’ll always be a fan of Sunderland.

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Nothing Highlights A Brand That Isn’t A Brand Than The Annual Lifecycle Of The Rebrand …

Take a look at this photo of Bjorn Borg and John McEnroe.

How good is it?

Two icons of tennis …

Hell, for people of a certain age, they’re still icons, despite this pic being taken in 1978.

But this isn’t about them, this is about McEnroe’s shirt.

McEnroe’s NIKE shirt.

Notice anything about it? Anything different at all?

Well let me put you out of your misery, because the answer is there’s absolutely nothing different about it whatsoever.

It’s the same logo as you see today.
It’s the same font as you see today.
It’s the same flawed genius athlete as you see today.

It is a demonstration of a brand who has always known who the fuck it is, what/who it stands for and what it believes.

A brand that made that logo ‘an asset’ through the decisions it makes and the athletes it associates with.

For over 50+ years.

No ‘relaunch’.
No ‘brand purpose’ statement.
No ‘one colour’ brand systems.
No ‘system 2’ decision making.

Hell, they’re even OK with making mistakes because they are focused on fighting, challenging, pushing and provoking athletes and sport rather than chasing popularity and convenience.

In fact, the greatest irony is the reason they’re currently in the shit is because certain people decided their 50+ years of pushing who they are, what/who they stand for and what they believe was now out of date. Irrelevant. Not ‘optimising or maximising’ their commercial value enough. So they turned their back on who they are to embrace what many modern marketing guru’s said they should be … ignoring the fact these people have never done – or achieved – anything close to what NIKE has and does.

Now it is very true there are certain things NIKE have been slow to embrace. Some are mindblowingly ridiculous and stupid. However, I would argue that is more because they shed so many people who loved and live for sport while replacing them with people who love and live for marketing processes and practices.

Because while there is – if done correctly – value in those things, it’s important to remember they never MAKE a brand, they – at best – help empower it. A bit.

That we’ve chosen to forget this to enable us to profit from an increasing number of companies who seek to disguise the fact they don’t know who they fuck they are, what/who they stand for and what they believe, highlights how much marketing has become an industry of platitudes, not provocation.

Which is why I will always remember what a friend of my Dad once told me.

He was a lawyer, but his words were very pertinent for marketing.

Especially a lot of what passes – or is celebrated – in marketing today.

He basically said: “Great companies don’t change who they are but always fight to change where they are”

Sadly, it feels too many have got things the wrong way around these days.

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One Thing We Can Be Certain Of Is That Challenges Reveal Who We Are …

As if Monday wasn’t bad enough, this post features me.

Worse, a video of me.

Talking right at you.

I know … I know …

You can blame the lovely Franck Vinchon who is doing a project on what challenges enable.

Part of this is because he’s always been passionate about the power of challenger brands, the other part is that in a world where we seem to do everything we can to avoid the hard stuff, maybe we need to remember what that allows us to do and become.

Sometimes.

Anyway, he very kindly asked me to be a part of this project … and despite the fact he’d have got much better answers if he’d asked the people/clients who have to work with me … I have given it a go.

There’s two points I should mention.

One. I need to acknowledge that challenges don’t always end up with a happy ending and so it’s important not to forget, discount or dismiss anyone who has experienced and endured that. It’s dead easy to position people who overcome – and even succeed – against challenges as some sort of brilliant individual. But in the vast majority of cases, it tends to be either because of being born into some sort of privilege or just dumb luck. I definitely fall into both of those camps with my life. And occasionally – but only occasionally – it has a little to do with grit, determination and stubborn perseverance.

Two. I can’t believe how different I look since the last video I made with Franck. Sure that was 4 years ago. Sure I have spent the last 10 months on a big health kick. But Jesus Christ! Nothing highlights this more than the glasses … which are the same ones I’m wearing in both videos. I appreciate no one will care, but for me, it’s a huge thing which kind of reflects why the loss of weight has been more about the emotional impact it has had on me than the physical.

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