The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


We’ve Never Needed A Better Looking World …

I love outdoor.

Well, good outdoor.

From the madness of selling glue to igniting football pride … there’s been some incredible use of the medium.

Or should I say, incredible demonstration of design.

But for years – we’ve had the opposite of that.

Poster sites being treated like retail brochures.

Where a brand crams in as many words, visuals and sales cue as is physically possible with the space available.

Designed to satisfy the sales department and board of directors rather than their audience or even the environmental context.

But recently we have started seeing a return to what great outdoor is.

How wonderful are they?

They say so much without having to say so much.

Sure, both of these examples are for brands that have a clearly established position and role in their particular categories – but let’s be honest, there’s loads of brands who have achieved that and still make utter shit outdoor. Well, utter shit everything.

But these …

Well, for me, they’re perfect examples of brilliant advertising.

Brilliant, outdoor advertising.

Singular. Simple. Striking.

It’s beautiful.

But more than that, it’s effective.

Demanding your attention rather than pushing it away.

Fuck, it makes the streets feel like a gallery rather than a supermarket.

I hope it continues. I hope it symbolizes a move away from the blinkered and extreme adoption of certain ‘for profit’ marketing practices, that are far more about holding your place within a category than rising your brand beyond it.

So here’s to those who choose to fill the streets with imagery that makes people feel something, understand something and get something.

Because if you’re using billboards to detail all the rational reasons why people should want what you do, you need to accept you’re basically admitting you don’t have anything people really will care about hearing.

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How Quickly We’re Forgotten …

Growing old is an interesting experience.

A mixture of highs and lows … good and bad … challenging and delightful.

It will happen to us all, but one thing that I have found interesting is how quickly the industry you have worked in – regardless of duration – is happy to leave you behind without barely a second thought.

On one hand, I get it.

+ Time never stops.
+ New people are always coming.
+ Fresh thinking and ideas are being born.
+ And your work only really mattered in that moment. To the people you did it with and for.

But it’s still tough when you realise all you did – all the hours, the effort, the toil, sweat, the successes, the failures – mean nothing to those still in the heart of the industry you work/worked in.

I have experienced this – or at least, I’ve felt it – and it can sting [mainly to your ego, hahaha] but what forced me to write this was a conversation I had recently with a friend of mine.

He doesn’t want me to name him, so let’s just call him Rich.

Rich – along with 2 close colleagues – started a company in the 80’s.

With their name on the door, they experienced huge success almost immediately.

Within a matter of years, they were one of the dominant players in their industry.

Better yet, they were seen as one of the most progressive, creative and innovative companies in their category which led to them attracting all manner of people, clients and press coverage … resulting in them opening more offices around the World.

For 20+ years, they were incredibly successful until one day, he and his partners decided it was time to cash-in.

Not because they weren’t passionate about their business anymore, but because they felt they were not able to run it with the energy they once had and that they felt the business and its employees deserved.

Fortunately for them, they were not only a highly desirable company for purchase, but they had an excellent ‘success management’ structure in place … meaning they were able to leave the place they founded feeling positive and wealthy.

All good then?

Yes … kinda.

You see, within a few years Rich felt the itch and wanted to start another company.

This wouldn’t be in the same field he’d worked in previously, it would be helping people who want to start their own thing.

And guess what, it flopped.

Not because his viewpoint had no value or his prices were too high … but because too few people cared about what he had done.

I should point out his company – with his name on the door – still exists and is still successful, but because he had chosen to step out of the spotlight for a few years, the industry he had worked so passionately and diligently in, stopped thinking his opinion mattered. Or in some cases, didn’t even know who he was or what he’d done. And instead, were hanging on the every word of whoever the new, young, thing in his category was saying and doing.

I should say that when he was telling me this, he was laughing …

Apparently the ‘icing on the cake’ for him was when he met someone at a conference – who worked at the company he founded – and he realized that not only did they not know who he was, it was obvious they didn’t care who had started the company in the first place.

Contrary to what some may think, this is not a rant against younger people in the industry.

Nor is it saying we should revere those who once achieved so much.

The point of this post is to remind people like me – read: my age – that we did exactly the same thing that many of us are experiencing today.

A desire to invent, not repeat.
A focus on what’s happening now, not what happened in the past.
A belief we’re inventing, rather than understand we’re generally just re-creating.

We all did that. Hell, some of us are still doing that.

So while people with experience/history may still have plenty to offer, we have to remember we were also all complicit in what we’re currently going through.

That doesn’t mean it can’t hurt.

Nor does it mean it shouldn’t frustrate.

But it does mean you can’t bitch and complain that others are basically doing the exact same thing you once did to the people before you.

So smile. Encourage. And know one day they will likely also discover the annoying reality that while they can [hopefully] feel proud of what they’ve done, they’re not as original or important as they thought/wished or once were.

Which is possibly the best reminder to focus more on what makes you happy, because at the end of the day, that’s what counts and is remembered the most, if only by ourselves.

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When Kids Become A Marketing Commodity …

After the recent emotional rollercoaster of posts – with the wonderful Fergus coming and the brilliant Martin going – let’s get back to some cynical musings, as the name of this blog supposedly ‘promises’. Or something …

So I was going for my daily walk when I passed a school in a posh part of Auckland.

By the gates, I saw this ad …

Now on one hand, I was quite impressed by the smarts of the real estate agents.

Putting an ad for a pricey home by the gates of the school pick-up zone is clever thinking.

As rich parents wait for their lucky kids, they have a captive audience to try and flog them another symbol of success.

But it’s also pretty appalling.

Not by the school – because even though it’s located in one of Auckland’s richest locations, its state run so likely needs the money like every other state school – but by the real estate agents.

Now I appreciate this may be a an ‘added benefit’ of them already donating money to the school. Plus, I acknowledge if they think the parents of the kids there can afford a piece of land – like the one on Waiheke Island – then maybe the school should be asking parents to contribute more to the education of their kids. But the fact Martin and Charles at Kellands Real Estate obviously negotiated this shows they don’t really care about the education of the kids, just the wallets of their parents.

I get this is how business operates these days.

I get it’s a very competitive market.

But just because you can, doesn’t always mean you should.

But this is how we operate … where everyone and everything is seen as a commodity waiting to be exploited by someone for personal gain.

No where demonstrates this as much as Linkedin with its endless unrequested ‘messages’ from strangers offering services that have nothing to do with what you do … but you kind-of expect that now, whereas this school ad caught me off guard.

Of course, the real people we should be aiming our anger at are the governments who continually under-invest in state education.

Conveniently forgetting that a smart nation is a strong nation … though some will claim that’s a very conscious reason why politicians do it.

Education and health are two of the most important things a nation can do for its people … that it’s become a pawn in the battle of politics is everything wrong with politics.

Which reminds me of the time someone said, “Democratic governments should be scared of its people. Ensuring they never forget who they represent and serve. When is the other way round, that’s when a nation has a problem”

While a real estate ad at a school in Auckland is something – in the big scheme of things – very small, in many ways it reveals, we have a problem.

Not an end-of-the World problem.

Not a call for revolution kind of a problem.

But a problem … because the focus is far more making a few people rich today, rather than helping an entire nation be better off tomorrow.

God, that’s waaaaaaaay too political for this blog. And on a Tuesday, no less.

I can assure you that tomorrow, things will be back to their bollocks best. Sorry.

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Today’s The Day We Remember That While We May Think We Live On A Planet, It’s Really A Village …

So last month, I said that Fergus – the founder, host and owner of the most honey-dripped voice in history of OnStrategy – was coming to Auckland to do a panel at Colenso’s offices.

Well today is the day and I’m excited.

I don’t mean because I’m one of the panel – don’t get me wrong, that’s lovely – but because I get to meet the big man in person.

He’s going to get a big hug.

That might not be very professional. That might be the last thing he wants. But he’s going to get one because he’s a good human and I like having those more and more in my life.

Recently, I met someone else who has been in my life for years without being in my physical proximity – albeit we had met once before.

In Rio.
In a meeting room.
That was underground.
Despite literally being opposite Cocacobana beach.

It was the one and only, Kevin Chesters.

I love Kev. He’s a tall, bald, charismatic and clever bastard.

We met in Rio because I basically guilt-tripped Dave Luhr – Wieden’s Global CCO – into letting us have a ‘head of planning’ get-together because every other bloody department at Wieden seemed to be having one every second week.

Dave was always great to me and said yes … so we chose Brazil, mainly because we could.

And yet, for reasons I can’t quite remember, we ended up choosing the only hotel in Rio where the meeting room was underground.

With no natural daylight whatsoever.

Unsuprisingly we didn’t spend long down there – I think just long enough for the video call with Luhr – mainly so he would think we were ‘hard at work’, rather than hard at chatting and sightseeing.

It was a crazy trip which I remember mainly for eating the biggest and best piece of mozzeralla of my life, accidentally walking through a favela on my own at 1am and then having a 42 hour flight home.

Anyway, since then, Kev has started his own management/training company and it’s epic.

Insightful yet practical advice on all manner of subjects from how to better deal with time, how to have a constructive argument and what you can learn from gangs.

We’ve been using him at Colenso for a while and were able to manipulate a situation that brought him out to us from the UK.

Which is why I got to see him again after 12 years.

And he got a big hug too.

Which for me, highlights one of the best things about this industry.

Because while it may be global, it’s really a village … and so getting to hang out with people you feel you know – but rarely meet – is a wonderful, special thing.

In many ways, it’s one of the best reasons to go and live/work overseas, as well as, bizarrely, go to Cannes.

Because for all the talk of adland being a service industry, it’s really a human industry – and while technology can enable great things to happen, it will never achieve what connections, collaborations and communication can achieve.

So welcome Fergus.

And hello again, Kev.

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Pride Can Come Before A Fall, But It Can Also Make You Stick Things Out To Let The Impossible Happen So A Prick Doesn’t Win…

I have written before that apart from my friend Paul, I owe almost everything in my life to the fact I left the UK and went on an adventure.

Without that, I would not have met my wife … would not have had my son … would not have had my pets … would not be working with rock stars … would not have had all the life experiences and adventures I’ve been fortunate to enjoy and almost certainly would not have the career I currently enjoy.

That’s pretty huge when you think about it and while there’s a whole list of people I need to thank for making it all possible, one of them is an old boss.

Who was a prick.

I had a rather complex relationship with this individual.

Because while they were pompous, petty, condescending and rude, they were also smart, knowledgable and experienced.

On top of that, they gave me a shot on a couple of projects that they probably shouldn’t have. I should point out that wasn’t because they necessarily believed in me – it was more there was no one else to do it – but I appreciated it all the same.

Anyway, when I decided to leave – to go explore opportunities in another country – they were pretty pissed off with me.

While I’d love to say it was because they didn’t want me to go, the reality was they were frustrated I was leaving after they’d agreed to give me a payrise.

That this ‘rise’ was still below market rate and they’d fucked me around for literally 2 years, seemed to have completely slipped their mind … which is maybe why on the day I left, they thought it would be ‘funny’ to write the following comment in my leaving card.

“You’ll be back. Come crawling”.

I remember watching him going around telling people what he had written, laughing hilariously at his own ‘joke’ and while I didn’t take it too much to heart – because everyone knew he was a bit of a prick – it still hurt.

Little did I know then, how those 5 little words would play such an pivotal role in how my career would turn out.

You see, when I ended up in this other country, I initially found it very difficult.

Not just because I didn’t have friends, contacts or a job … but because my Dad was very ill back in the UK.

In all honesty, the temptation to go back was huge but there were 2 reasons I stuck it out.

1. I wanted to show my gratitude to my parents for supporting and encouraging me to go, despite them going through a terribly tough time because of my Dad’s major stroke.
2. Those 5 little words.

While I’d like to think the former was the biggest motivator, I fear it may have been the latter.

That’s pretty pathetic isn’t it … especially as I could have gone back without having to go back to that old job.

But I wasn’t going to let him have the satisfaction directly or indirectly.

And so I persevered.

Pushed, prodded, walked the streets, did shitty, temporary roles … anything that kept me from gaving to go back with my tail betweeen my legs.

And it everntually worked out.

Not because of any talent I did or did not have, but because of my perseverence.

And willingness to take any bullshit salary … hahaha.

But for me, getting a break was my main objective … because while I knew I was not the smartest strategst, I knew my work ethic meant I could out-work most.

Now don’t get me wrong, I appreciate that is a toxic trait – but it is my trait – and back then, it was a way for me to prove my worth to agencies/clients who didn’t have to give me a chance or keep me on board.

Of course, over the years, my motivation for continuing to explore the possibilities of the World and my career have evolved.

These days it is far more about wanting to feel I’d be making my parents proud than it is me reacting to 5 little words from a toxic, little manager.

But I also have to acknowledge that without that persons toxic motivation, it is unlikely I would be in the situtation I currently enjoy.

So thank you AC … you were a strange little man, but for all the fucked up shit you did – and there was plenty – you did one thing right, even if it was wrong.

And while I doubt you even remember me – let alone care what I’ve done – it doesn’t matter.

Because I didn’t come back and didn’t come crawling and so for that, I won, so there.

It’s Easter long-weekend that then leads into a big week for me/Colenso – from us hosting Fergus and his OnStrategy podcast to me saying goodbye [for the second time] to someone who is very special to me … so have a great weekend, overeat Chocolate and Hot Cross Buns and I’ll see you Tuesday.

Till then, this is for you AC.

With thanks.

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