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What We Can Learn From Brian Clough About Identifying The Strategy To Run With …

A little while ago, A few months ago, the ‘25/’26 Premiership football season started.

Following an incredible season the year before – which saw Forest get into Europe for the first time in 30 years – their first match was against our bogey team, Brentford.

We won. 3-1.

But this post isn’t about the victory … nor is it about the implosion of the team thanks to the ego of the owner and his disastrous and potentially ruinous hiring of Ange Postecoglou who, at this point, has not won a match in 7 attempts and has seen our European and League dreams already end because he’s shit, arrogant and never cared about Forest, just the money he would get from the job [can you tell I’m bitter?] – it’s about the goal Forest scored when Nuno was still our wonderful, beloved manager.

Specifically, THIS goal.

Now I should point out this post is not about the outrageously brilliant pass from Elliott Anderson to Chris Woods that allowed a goal out of nowhere.

Nor is it about how Chris Woods started sprinting towards goal before Elliott had even reached the ball, let alone made the pass.

It’s actually about what Chris Woods did next …

Yes, he scored, but it’s how he scored that I found interesting.

Truth be told, if it hadn’t been for a post-match interview with an ex-Nottingham Forest player, I may not have realized the significance … but when I heard him talk about ‘the successful strikers mindset’, I suddenly realized how valuable – and relatable – this could be to strategists.

You see in the interview, the ex-player – Gary Birtles – talked about how decisive Chris Woods had been when running towards the goal. How he had decided very quickly how he was going to deal with the on-coming keeper. How once he had made his choice, he was going to stick with it which, according to Gary Birtles, gave him an immediate advantage over the goalie. He went on to say how Brian Clough – the iconic and ridiculously successful Forest manager he played under in the late 70’s/early 80’s and someone I’ve written copious amounts about, over the years – had always told him this:

“When you’re in a one-on-one situation with the goalkeeper, make your decision immediately and don’t second guess it. It might not always come off, but if you wait or hesitate, you give the competition the split second they need to adapt and then you lose the opportunity of even having an opportunity”.

I love that.

I love that because it gets to the heart of what sometimes strategy needs to do.

Because contrary to what many say – especially those who make their money flogging for-profit systems and models – the reality is the ‘answer’ very rarely reveals or presents itself, you come to a point – once you’ve done the hard work and rigor – of making a call on what you think is best.

It may be to enable a fast result.
It may be to enable a more effective outcome.
It may be to enable a more interesting solution.

But at some point, you have to decide which side of the fence you’re going to jump on and back yourself.

We don’t talk about that enough.

We don’t talk about the importance of the independent mind.

We don’t talk about the value of experience, perspective and belief.

Right now, everything we talk about is systems, models and processes. And while there is a role in those – or at least some of those – if we are outsourcing all decisions and choices to that, then not only should we be asking exactly what the fuck we’re adding to the outcome, we also have to ask why on earth we think we’re going to get to a different outcome that every other fucker following the same one-size-fits-all, the-computer-told-me-to-do-it approach.

Look, I appreciate what we do costs a lot of money.

I also appreciate that means companies are seeking more and more certainty in their lives.

But while some may say allowing someone to make a call on what should happen next is a sign of insanity, I’d argue the crazier thing is to do nothing and let others make the choices and decisions for you.

Sure you need to have experience.

Sure you need to have put in the rigor and work.

But at the same time, you can’t play to win, if you follow a system designed to play not to lose.

Given all the gurus in our industry flogging their system on how to do the job – despite having never made any work of note – it probably can’t hurt to repost a talk I did years ago about what we can learn from Brian Clough about how to ‘win better’.

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If Michelangelo And Shakespeare Were A Creative Team …

I am of an age where I read the magnificent Viz comic.

For those who don’t know what that is, it was a highly successful ‘adult’ comic that featured a steady stream of ridiculous characters such as ‘The Pathetic Sharks’, ‘Sid The Sexist’ and ‘Roger Mellie … The Man On The Telly’ and that’s just the ones that are still ‘PC’ enough to name.

But its appeal was far more than just the stories …

Part of its legacy was written through the ‘readers letters’ and ‘ads’ they created and published. A glorious mishmash of bonkeredness and inappropriateness that were always delivered with charm, laughs, mischievousness’ and truth.

A perfect example of this is their iconic tourism campaign for Mabletherpe:

Skegness is fucking shit. Come to Mablethorpe.

I have that as a poster at home and still use it as a perfect example of expressing a clear and powerful point of view. And I’m not even joking.

Anyway, the reason for this write up is because I utterly adore our new Delivereasy work.

Not just because it’s beautiful …

Not just because it continues our fun ‘the outdoors is a bubbling cauldron of danger’ work which we launched a little while ago, celebrating how Delivereasy helps you get takeout without the risk of having to go out …

But because the look and feel of the work feels – at least to me – ‘prime Viz’, and as compliments go, I don’t know if they can go much higher.

Isn’t it lovely?

Add to this that the radio campaign that proceeded this work feels – again, at least to me – similar in spirit to one of my most loved pieces of work [the Diet Tango radio spots, which are so well written, Shakespeare would be jealous] … and you will see why Delivereasy is more than just a business to me, but something much more personal.

Now all I have to do is convince them we could this into a book that’s kinda like an ‘adult’ version of ‘Where’s Wally’ and my career is complete.

Watch this space. Haha.

Talking of space …

I fly to China this weekend.

Well, I do, assuming the doctors give me the green light for my eye this morning – which they didn’t last week so I couldn’t get to Billy’s funeral. Add to that, I woke up this morning to 2 horrible and sad bits of news and not only can I categorically say ‘bad news doesn’t happen in 3’s [as I’m already on 5 for this month alone], I worry karma has decided to visit me, even though I’m not exactly sure what it wants to see me for – haha.

But hey, let’s be positive and assume all goes well … what that means is this blog will be an even bigger wasteland than it normally is as I’ll be gone for all of next week. Mind you, if it doesn’t, it’ll still be quiet because I’ll be pissed off and seething with anger.

Or more likely, disappointment, hahaha.

So while the good people of the Middle Kingdom will have to endure the pain of my presence, you lot – or whoever actually still visits this site anymore – gains from my absence. But not as much as Din Tai Fung are going to gain from having me eat EVERY MEAL at one of their locations.

See you in a week.

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The Career Is Dead. Long Live The Career …

We live in a time where the idea of ‘having a career’ is becoming more and more resigned to history.

Not purely because of technology, but also corporate culture.

Where everything is for sale in the quest for profits and bonuses.

Values.
Reputation.
Distinction.
Differentiation.

Companies will kill any baby and sacred cow in a bid to look like they have a plan – even if that plan is becoming more and more short-term, next-quarter focused.

Meanwhile, they still splutter out the platitudes of ‘our people are our best asset’ while continually reducing roles, outsourcing training, lowering salaries and demanding complicity from whoever is left.

It’s the classic story of ‘biting your nose to spite your face’ and what is tragic is we all end up losing.

Employees.
Shareholders.
Clients.
Customers.
Society as a whole.

Hell, at some point we may all be living in a world of parity products that no one can afford because no one has an income that lets them buy anything.

Worse, it feels people at the top of many of these companies know this and so their whole approach to life is ‘make as much as I can then get out before it all falls down’.

Am I being bleak as fuck? Yep.

Do I really think it will end up this way? Quite possibly.

Not soon, but eventually … hell even Elon Musk has accepted a future where society needs ‘universal credit’ to survive and you can be sure-as-fuck his version of that is giving people just enough to stay afloat rather than challenge or thrive.

Which is why the concept of a career is potentially going to be consigned to the dustbin … or at least what a career used to be.

Because rather than meaning you have worked in one industry for your entire life – slowly working your way up the hierarchy – soon, it will evolve to being about using your skills across different industries and companies … finding the optimum moment to jump to gain the maximum value from your skills. I mean, it’s already happening that way but soon it will probably be the only way.

And while this will be the new definition of ‘career’, there will be one thing that remains the same and it’s this:

You won’t be able to say you’ve had a career, if you’ve not had to deal with loss and disappointment.

Loss and disappointment are rarely talked about in terms of career.

There’s this unspoken narrative that your evolution is always a perfect, singular, straight rising line. No detours. No backward steps. No mistakes or leaps. No bad choices and no changing of minds.

And frankly, that is utter bullshit.

Maybe 50 years ago this was the case, but even then I doubt it..

Not just because humans don’t aspire to ‘evolve’ at a constant, universal rate.
Not just because companies don’t elevate their people at a constant, universal rate.
Not just because there are people – and leaders in companies – who are fucking assholes, who actively mess with plans, promises and aspirations.
But because of all those reasons.

Having a career is as much about resilience as it is about talent.

Hopefully you can do it without having to endure too much of the bullshit that so many people have shared on the Corporate Gaslighting site … but we will all face disappointment and loss.

And while we all have the right to feel sad, upset, bitter about it when we experience it, the reality is what you do next ultimately defines who you are.

I’ve personally had a pretty great career.

I’ve generally worked for and with some amazing companies, colleagues and clients.

But not all.

There have been mistakes … little ones, temporary ones, one or two missteps and a couple of great big, fat, bastard ones.

And while I acknowledge some were absolutely of my own making, some were definitely due to people and/or companies actively – and in one case, willingly – wanting to systematically undermine my confidence and ability to do my job.

And while it fucked me up for a while – which I wrote about here – I was able to get through it and past it, ensuring that while my trajectory may have had some bumps, every step still had some big wins.

Which to me is what a career really is about.

Not title, but growth.

I know others may have a different point of view but mine was forged years ago by something a friend said.

Once upon a time, I was talking to a mate about a leader we both knew. We were talking about the work they’d done – specifically one campaign – when my friend said:

“That was 9 years ago, what’s he done since?”

Now while he was being overly dismissive, he did have a point – because the work this leader was universally known for, was something they’d done in the past, not the present.

Sure it was amazing work. Sure it was still talked about. But the reality is they hadn’t done anything in the intervening years that came close to making that sort of impact … and it was at that point I realized what a real career was.

Always building your portfolio of work, rather than just resting on one thing you’ve done.

And that has been both how I define ‘success’ as well as what has driven my choices and actions ever since.

Whether I have achieved this is up to others to decide, but I’d say I’ve got a good case for saying I’m doing OK … especially because I’ve worked bloody hard to try and make it happen.

Sure it has manifested in a lot of different ways – from books to ads to new products to stage set design.
Sure it has been with a lot of different people, companies and clients in a lot of different ways.
Sure it has been in a lot of different countries and cultures.
But I am pretty proud that wherever I’ve worked, I can point to something that was pretty special – either to the subculture, the country, the client, the agency, the department or the industry.

Again, I appreciate others are the ultimate judge of whether I’ve pulled it off … but for me, I’ve always wanted a career of highs rather than titles which is why I’m proud I’ve been able to do it in a way where I can look at myself in the mirror and feel I have stayed true to who I am and what I believe as well as be in the fortunate position that – despite my age – I’ve been able to continue to evolve and grow, as demonstrated by the fact that over the past few years I’ve been able to enter a new chapter of my creative career with the work I do for a small number of very high-profile artists.

If truth be told, that came about by luck rather than talent … but I didn’t take it for granted, I ran at it. Not because I wanted to be able to say I work for Rockstars, but because I wanted to be able to do stuff I never could have imagined I’d do.

Creative highs, not professional titles.

Or as my parents always drilled into me, fulfillment over contentment.

Yes, I appreciate I have a pretty senior position … but as much as I love the job and helping teams of talented individuals create their own creative highs … the thing I love most is that I continue to face loss and disappointment, because at the end of the day you only experience that if you’re still doing what you love.

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Welcome To The Corporate Emperors New Clothes Era …

There were a lot of stylish people at Cannes.

There were also a lot of try-hard people at Cannes.

But of all the folks I saw over the days I was there, one stood out.

Not just for how they looked, but for the statement they made:

About Cannes …
About the people at Cannes …
About the attitude and behaviour of the industry at large.

I don’t know who you are.

I don’t know what you do.

But if it were up to me, you’d be walking away with a Grand Prix Lion for owning a look I’ll never forget – which, where our industry is concerned – is what we once were brilliant at creating before we sold out the value of creativity in favor of making cash off process and being complicit to a set of rules developed by people who [1] have never actually made the stuff we’re brilliant at and [2] claim the rules for effective marketing are things like emotion, distinction and consistency as if that hasn’t been the case for 200 fucking years.

I suspect, that’s the emotional baggage she’s carrying with her.

It’s the same emotional baggage anyone who cares and creates work is dealing with as we watch certain individuals get wild applause from the broad industry despite the fact they continually demonstrate they either don’t know their history or are choosing to rebadge it so they can flog it off as a ‘proprietary systems for success’ despite the fact all their blatantly bloody obvious lessons have come off the back of the hard work the creative industry has been creating and making for decades.

Seriously, we’re in full-on, corporate Emperor’s New Clothes territory these days … and while there’s a lot of fools being taken in by it, we’re the biggest idiots for having let it happen and then standing by as they do it.

Happy fucking Monday. I’m up for a fight this week … Hahaha.

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If You Don’t Know The Heart Of The Story You Don’t Have A Story Worth Telling …

I recently saw this wonderful clip of Hans Zimmer talking about the soundtrack to the movie Interstellar.

I don’t just like it because of the story he tells, but how he talks about the music representing the ‘heart of the story’.

For all the ad industry bangs on – or has banged on – about storytelling, it seem to have forgotten what that actually means.

Far too often we talk about it in terms of a format rather than craft.

Tickboxes rather than nuance.

Disctation rather than imagination.

It shouldn’t be a surprise because this is the way the whole industry is going …

Immediacy.
Blatant.
Simplistic.
Overt.
Complicity.
Egotistical.

Now of course I appreciate a movie allows more space and time to tell a story than an ad, but storytelling seems to have become a lost art in our industry – regarded as superficial, rather than powerful.

Of course part of this is because we – as an industry – have sold creativity so far down the river, we like to pretend we’re ‘serious business people’ and so spout ecosystems, processes and practices while forgetting the commercially valuable and powerful skills we actually offer which is solving problems in creative ways that can capture the imagination of society in ways that pull people to us rather than rely on bombarding them with rational messages over and over and over again.

While our industry has never had the monopoly on storytelling, it seems crazy we have been so happy to walk away from it, even if so much of it has been driven by clients and procurement departments who have decided the only thing people need to know for them to make a fortune is the repetition of a logo and a single ‘brand asset colour’ … even though ironically there’s arguably less differentiation and aspiration in categories than at any point in the past 30 years.

Don’t get me wrong, there a lot of value in marketing practice, but what is being adopted these days is less practice and more pretending.

Going through the motions of over-simplistic dot-to-dot thinking that not only leaves everyone ending up in similar places, but encourages the relinquishing of responsibility from the very people who are paid to be responsible for where and how a brand grows.

So while I’d be skeptical of anyone who claims storytelling is the most important ingredient in brand building, I’d be even more worried about those who don’t value it, understand it or appreciate what you need to be good at it.

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