The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Play To Be Proud, Not Just To Satisfy …

As many of you know, over the past 8 years, I’ve found myself working with a number of artists/musicians/bands on a whole bunch of projects.

The Black Keys.
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Journey.
Metallica.
Muse.
Massive Attack.

Some have been one-offs assignments … some have been more long-term collaborations … some have been direct with the artists … some have been via their managers/record labels/third parties … but overall, bar the RHCP/Kiedis ‘experiment’, they’ve all been creatively challenging, fascinating, and fulfilling.

Now to be honest, there are many things I love about working with artists, however a couple of the things I love most are the questions they ask and the attitude they have towards what they want to do.

Their questions are never with an underlying agenda. Of course, I don’t doubt they’re capable of doing that … but I’ve never personally experienced it. Yet. Hahaha.

Personally, all I’ve ever heard are questions expressed with a genuine sense of curiosity behind them … a real desire and willingness to explore something that’s in their head and on their mind.

But more than that, there’s an openness to hearing what you think in response.

A willingness to discuss, debate and talk it out.

I think I’ve written about the first time I did a project for one artist who, frankly, hated what I’d done. Actually, hate is probably not a big enough word for how much they loathed it.

Not because it was wrong, but it was wrong for them in terms of their specific values, beliefs and approach to what they did.

Anyway, at the end of the meeting – thinking they were going to tell me this wasn’t working and we were going to ‘part ways’ – I asked, “so what should we do next?”

You can imagine my surprise when they responded with: “Well, now you’ve heard why we don’t like it, we assume you’ll take that into account with whatever you suggest we should do in your updated reccomendation .”

I was stunned. Not just by how they answered, but the impact their response had on me.

Because while they had made it very clear they didn’t like what I’d done, they made sure I understood their comment was purely in relation to the specific task I’d done rather than a judgement on my overall ability or approach. In fact they went further than that … through their choice of words, they actively showed their belief and support in who I am, what I do and what I could do for them that they may otherwise not be able to see or pull off.

Now let’s face it, it could have been so different.

We’re talking rockstars here, so its not hard to imagine that they could …

Dictate what I had to do.
Demand how I had to do it.
Dismiss my involvement and opinion.

… after all, we see clients try and pull that shit every single day. But instead, they let me walk away from a pretty bad meeting feeling confident, encouraged, inspired and ambitious.

For someone who has been doing this job for a very long time, I can tell you that meeting was up there with the very best experiences I’ve ever had with the very best clients I’ve ever worked with.

A sense of shared transparency, responsibility, ambition, expectation, standards and support.

And it’s a sense that has continued to this day, even though there’s been some more awful meetings in-between, haha.

But that’s not the point of this post …

You see I’ve recently started working with another artist.

An incredibly successful solo musician. A singers, singer – so to speak.

Anyway, I was involved in a meeting with them recently where they were discussing an opportunity, they’d been presented … and watching their thought-process as they decided whether they wanted to do it was amazing.

Halfway through the conversation, they said: “I don’t care if the audience are bored, I want to make sure I’m doing something that doesn’t bore me”.

Now I get that on face value, that can sound incredibly arrogant … but that isn’t the tone they said it in, nor was it what they meant.

What they were saying was they needed to find a way to make what they were being asked to do, interesting for themselves, because otherwise they could not work out why anyone would find what they did interesting.

In many ways, they could just turn up and people would be thrilled, but that’s not their approach, attitude or standard.

Of course, part of this explains why they are where they are … but it was a beautiful thing to witness.

Where so many brands seem to have an attitude of ‘minimum viable satisfaction’ [MVS], here was someone who felt praise was only worthy if they knew they’d done something they felt had been truly valuable to them too.

Not for ego.
Not for arrogance.
But for growth, fulfilment and expression.

Imagine if companies adopted that same attitude in what they did.

Some absolutely do. Most, sadly don’t.

Seeing effort as an obstacle rather than a door to incredible rewards.

Not just financial, but personal.

And while money makes the world go round, the key thing I’ve learned from the artists I’ve worked with is if you play repeat, you satisfy everyone but yourself.

Then you don’t even satisfy them either.

And that’s why for all the processes, systems, models and marketing practices being peddled and pushed, the foundation for a fulfilled future is being open to challenging yourself, rather than always playing to where you’re comfortable.

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Nothing Proves Like Inconvenience …

I’ve written a lot about the bullshit of brand purpose.

Or should I say the hijacking of purpose by marketing departments and agencies.

Far too often, we see companies where their ‘purpose’ has no day-to-day impact on the operations or decisions they make beyond pushing their marketing messages and promotions. For these orgs, purpose is positioned simply as ‘something we hope might change’ rather than actively doing stuff that actively pushes it.

As they say in the UK, “the truth of the pudding is in the eating”, and a lot of corporate brand purpose tastes like bullshit.

That doesn’t mean the concept of purpose is entirely wrong.

Oh no.

However the reality is true brand purpose is born rather than manufactured – especially by a marketing department – so for every Patagonia, there’s a Unilever … which is why I find the easiest way to see who is talking truth versus shite is simply by exploring how much inconvenience they’ll accept and embrace.

Recently I saw an interesting example of a brand who not just embraced inconvenience, but demanded it.

An example which I imagine caused all manner of friction and tension throughout the company.

And yet, when you think about who the company were and – more importantly – who they wanted to become, you see it as absolute commitment to their beliefs and ambitions.

Take a look at this …

Now I appreciate some would read that and only see the problems … the costs … the disruptions … the impact on productivity … the C-Suite ‘bullying’. But they’re probably the same people who think purpose is about ‘wrapping paper’ rather than beliefs and actions … which is why I kinda-love this.

I love how much they were pushing it and how they pushed it.

It was important to them.

Not for virtue signaling, not for corporate complicity – though I accept there’s a bit of that – but mainly because a company can’t talk about technology, creativity and the future while asking your very own colleagues to embrace the cheap, the convenient and the conformist.

Just to be clear, this is VERY different to companies who mandate processes.

That’s about control and adherence.

A desire to keep things as they are rather than what they could be.

And to me, that’s the difference between those who ‘talk’ purpose and those whose actions are a byproduct of it.

Every day in every way.

Because as the old trope goes, it’s only a principal if it costs you something and the reality is – like strategy – too many talk a good game but will flip the moment they think they could make/save a bit more cash.

Apple may have a lot of problems, but fundamentally, they mean what they say and show it in their actions – both in the spotlight, but also in the shadows … where very few people will ever see – as exemplified by Jobs famous ‘paint behind the fence‘ quote.

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The Problem With Good Customer Service Is You Have To Actually Care About The Customer …

Customer service is a funny thing.

Companies make such a big deal of saying they care about their customers, but more often than not, the emphasis is adhering to their internal processes and protocols.

Now I get the importance of that, but the problem is that in most organisations, they forget to include one of the most critical elements to achieving customer satisfaction …

Empathy.

Empathy doesn’t mean accepting blame when it’s not your fault. Nor does it mean blindly agreeing with whatever you’re being asked. What empathy means is understanding what the customer is really saying.

Not their words.
Not what they write.
But connecting to what has led them to act.

Now it is important to note I am in no way blaming the people on the front line for any issue here. Frankly, they have an awful job, full of mental, emotional, and physical challenges.

No, my issue is with the policies they are mandated to adhere to by their bosses because more often than not, they care more about protecting the company than helping the customer.

Of course I get there are reasons for this.

Let’s be honest, some people are assholes and some ‘complaints’ are more about issues the person is dealing with than the company.

But maybe that’s the problem behind many organisations approach to customer service … that their starting point is ‘the customer is having a bad day’, rather than ‘why have we caused our customer to have a bad day’.

I remember working with a brilliant – but consistently angry – brand consultant, who was once hired by a car manufacturer to stop their customer service people being so generous to complaining customers.

After doing an audit on the business, he told the board the solution was simple:

“Stop making bad cars”.

He was right. They were notorious for building vehicles that failed. Or rusted. But that’s the issue behind many of the reasons ‘customer service departments’ face such a battle to do their job properly, because ultimately many of the issues they have to deal with are from issues company bosses know, but don’t want to acknowledge.

There may be many reasons for this situation, but – as we saw in the deliberate ignorance of the Sackler family in relation to the effects Codine was having on society – I can’t help but feel Upton Sinclair’s quote sums it up best:

“Man has difficulty understanding something if his salary depends on his not understanding”.

Maybe that’s why so many of the ‘customer satisfaction metrics and surveys’ that so many companies bang on on about are driven by systems, processes and data that is vague, loose and questionable.

Allegedly.

But as I said, often it’s not really about money … but empathy and that’s why I was particularly drawn to this tweet I read recently.

How awesome is that?

How loyal is that woman going to be now?

How many people are going to recognise an organisation who see’s customers as humans not just walking wallets?

Now I get it, her interact was not based on a complaint so you could argue it was a whole lot less difficult to deal with.

But here’s the thing, for me, the opposite is true.

That it wasn’t a complaint and yet they went out of their way to do something amazing shows a company who actually understands the importance of meeting and connecting with their customers mindset.

I wrote about the time I emailed Texas Instruments about a calculator I had that had been broken on the move between the US and the UK.

I said how – despite being almost 40 years old – it was very important to me because not only had my Mum given it to me when I was a young kid … she had helped actually design it.

I talked about how they wrote back saying that unfortunately they couldn’t fix it, but then did something that blew me away …

They found one in their vaults and sent it to me.

In its box.

With a case.

In perfect condition.

They could have easily just said they couldn’t help.

Hell, they could have just ignored me altogether.

But instead, they actively went out of their way to try and find a solution that would make some random guy who wrote to them from a random country, feel seen, understood, valued and cared for.

I cannot tell you what that meant to me.

I cannot tell you what that still means to me.

And I feel gratitude towards them every single day, because what that individual at Texas Instruments customer service did was not just give me a calculator that I use every day, they gave me a way to feel close to my Mum every day.

They didn’t have to do that.

There was nothing in it for them.

But they did.

And let’s remember, we’re talking about a calculator company here.

A FUCKING CALCULATOR COMPANY.

More than that, a calculator company who I last got a product from over 40 years ago.

And yet they showed more care and consideration towards me than pretty much any other brand I’ve interacted with in recent years.

Brands I’ve spent a shitload more cash with.

Like Audi. And Apple. And Air New Zealand. And ANZ Bank. And countless fucking more.

And while you could point at me and say, “why should they when you buy their products regardless?” … there’s a simple reason why they should re-evaluate.

Because – despite spending millions telling everyone how much they value their customers – their actions don’t come anywhere close to what a Calculator Company or a Fish Company have shown. In fact the very opposite.

For them, customer service is focused on ‘what’s easy and cheap’ whereas I’ve learned real customer service is when a company embraces inconvenience as a longer-term investment in their relationship.

Which iswhy I now have the same level of loyalty to all the ‘customer service imposters’ as they have for me.

Because service is not about what I get for free, it’s about serving what I need.

Even if that is just an empathetic ear.

So much customer service is designed around cliched archetypes.

Cliched archetypes that are more about what the brand wants me to like rather than what I actually want.

Because I fly a lot, I am generally in the top tier of many airline frequent flyer programs … and yet, excluding Virgin Atlantic, [which is more to do with my relationship with Lee than the airline having their shit together] none of them show they see me as an individual. Nope, all of them bombard me with ‘deals’ on golf memberships or wine or exclusive restaurants despite the fact I don’t drink, I don’t like fancy food and I fucking hate people who are a member of a golf club.

And this is not a new view, I’ve always had it.

Which is why the next time you meet someone who says their company is ‘customer centric’, ask them 2 questions:

1. What does that mean to them?
2. What are their people empowered and enabled to do?

Because if their definition doesn’t come close to referencing what the people at Texas Instruments – and The North Atlantic Fish Company – do … which, let’s face it, it won’t … then you can inform them they need to rename their customer service department to what it really is, the C-Suite profit protection service.

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If You’re Looking For Sense, You’re On The Wrong Planet …

How the fuck is it October?

OCTOBER?

It was only February 2 weeks ago, wasn’t it?

How the hell are we going to be in 2025 in less than 3 months?

On the bright side, it does mean I go on my family holiday in less than 3 months – but October, already? Crazy.

What else is crazy is this ..

Someone sent me this.

I don’t know who it was, but I got it.

And the fact they sent it to my house, means they know me well enough to know my address.

But what messes with my head is that while the message in on point, the bracelet design and size is one that would be better placed on the wrist of a 13 year old Taylor Swift fan.

Was this deliberate?
Was this a mistake?
Did they know that regardless of its ridiculousness, I’d still wear it.

Is it a diss or a reward?

I am so confused – especially as my friends have form doing shit like this. Like the time they discovered my iTunes password and bought every Taylor Swift album – with MY CREDIT CARD – which I only discovered when all her songs started appearing on my iPod. The clever, evil bastards. [But not as clever or evil as this]

But as confused as I am, even that isn’t as confused as the people who see me now wearing it with pride … especially as it sits under a tattoo I’ve had done of my beloved Rosie, so it kinda looks like a fucked up cat-collar.

So to whoever got it for me – whether for love or for taking the piss – I love it, I thank you for it and I just wonder if it will last the few months until we hit 2025.

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The Street Has The Best Stories …

For all the talk of planners having curiosity, we rarely talk about imagination.

Of course, Martin, Paula and I talked about this back in 2023 at Cannes with our Strategy Is Constipated, Imagination Is The Laxative talk, but the reality is imagination is more than just a topic for consideration, it’s a muscle that needs exercising every day and needs rigor to enable it to reveal where its capable of going.

The good news is it’s easy to do if you put your mind to it, which is why one of the things I tell junior planners to do is to always look for the unintended stories that surround us.

It might be in a cafe.
It might be at a bus stop.
It might be a coffee cup on the street.

But the point is, look for things that allow you to imagine the stories or situations that led to what you see in front of your face.

Now I should point out that I may have stolen this from the great Russell Davies … but even now I still do it because when it comes to writing briefs, it helps me imagine where it could go before logic tries to dictate where I have to take it.

Recently I was out for a walk when I saw this …

On one hand, they’re just 2 kids shoes on a pavement.

Maybe lost as their parent pushed them along in their pram.

But there’s a whole lot of other stories that could be made from them.

Full of light or full of darkness.

For me, the first place they took me to was dark.

There was something about their placement and context that felt so unnatural that it suggests something bad has happened.

The shoes are too far apart, yet facing each other rather than pointing in the same direction.
They’re on a suburban street. On a Tuesday lunchtime. Yet no one is around and all is quiet.
Then there’s the fact both shoes are missing. One makes more sense … but both?

It all felt like the opening scene of a British Police drama.

Now of course there’s an alternative storyline … one filled with joy and effervescence.

A celebration of a kid being allowed to truly be a kid.

But wherever I could take it, it is much more than simply 2 shoes on the street and yet so often, we spend our time looking at briefs through the lens of the research, the focus groups, the competition. Stuff that confines our imagination to exist – at best – in a small corner.

Which is why if you want to grow your skills, stop blindly following the [financially self-serving and ego fulfilling] rules of Ritson, Cole and co and put more energy and effort into noticing and exploring what is around you. Because while the ‘lessons for profit’ crew will tell you what you should do [and just for the record, I do appreciate their experience and perspective, especially in terms of learning important rules in the fundamentals of marketing strategy] … it’s the street that will help reveal where you could go.

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