The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


If You’re Looking For Sense, You’re On The Wrong Planet …

How the fuck is it October?

OCTOBER?

It was only February 2 weeks ago, wasn’t it?

How the hell are we going to be in 2025 in less than 3 months?

On the bright side, it does mean I go on my family holiday in less than 3 months – but October, already? Crazy.

What else is crazy is this ..

Someone sent me this.

I don’t know who it was, but I got it.

And the fact they sent it to my house, means they know me well enough to know my address.

But what messes with my head is that while the message in on point, the bracelet design and size is one that would be better placed on the wrist of a 13 year old Taylor Swift fan.

Was this deliberate?
Was this a mistake?
Did they know that regardless of its ridiculousness, I’d still wear it.

Is it a diss or a reward?

I am so confused – especially as my friends have form doing shit like this. Like the time they discovered my iTunes password and bought every Taylor Swift album – with MY CREDIT CARD – which I only discovered when all her songs started appearing on my iPod. The clever, evil bastards. [But not as clever or evil as this]

But as confused as I am, even that isn’t as confused as the people who see me now wearing it with pride … especially as it sits under a tattoo I’ve had done of my beloved Rosie, so it kinda looks like a fucked up cat-collar.

So to whoever got it for me – whether for love or for taking the piss – I love it, I thank you for it and I just wonder if it will last the few months until we hit 2025.

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