The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


When You Look For Understanding You Do Things For People. When You Look For Answers, You Do Things About People.

Kind-of following on from yesterdays post, here’s another post about the power and importance of understanding.

Ever since I got in this industry – when dinosaurs still ran around the planet – I’ve been surprised at how many companies spend millions upon millions on consumer research but still end up knowing so little about them.

There’s a billion reasons for this – some of which are understandable, though with a major emphasis on the word ‘some’ – however the reality is far too many make the mistake of looking for things that suit their agenda rather than their audiences.

Nothing sums this up more than those who call it ‘consumer research’ … because by naming it that, they not only reveal their attitude towards the audience is that they’re walking wallets whose only value to them is they ‘buy stuff’, but also that they believe the only thing they need to do is identify functional and rational problems ‘consumers’ have in relation to their category and future success is assured.

This literal, narrow-minded attitude can be seen everywhere.

In every category. In every country. In every media.

Hence we end up with the same approach to the same problems in the same media with the same messages over and over and over again. Where success is increasingly defined by adherence to an approach rather than a fundamental or disproportionate impact on how people feel, act or behave towards who you are or what you stand for.

Except at award time.

Oh then, it’s amazing how the rules change.

Then it’s all about standing out rather than blending in.

Doing things that make a difference rather than reinforce a conformity.

But even then it often falls short, because what’s done is more about what lets you express your ego rather than doing something that reflects what people need or want.

Of course not everyone is like that …

The best places tend to do stuff that’s based on how culture and humanity live, not how marketing wants wishes they did. And they do this all the time, not as one-offs or on one ‘pro-bono’ client.

It’s why I always find it funny when I see brands or agencies being given massive accolades and yet you don’t understand how that happened because you don’t recognize anything they’ve done. Even when it’s explained.

Sure there are some circumstances where that may happen, but when that happens with a global player or a local competitor, you can be sure there’s something fishy going on.

The reality is I love this industry.

It has given me a life I never dared imagine I could have.

But seeing it fuck itself over and reward itself for taking shortcuts drives me literally insane. Even more so when you just have to look at what’s going on in culture and see far more provocative, imaginative and powerful examples of creativity solving real problems without the need for proprietary processes, eco-systems or questionable research methodologies.

Paula, Martin and I talked about this at Cannes a couple of years back.

I wrote about this even further back.

But when you see a 17 YEAR OLD develop a long-term, sustainable idea that not only shows real understanding of a specific audience, but how to use creativity to enable them to deal with the challenges and issues they face – rather than simply communicating the problem to more people – you have to ask whether all the processes, practices and tools our industry is seemingly obsessed with adopting and celebrating are helping us get better at what we do or moving us further away from the very thing we were once brilliant at, highly valued for and incredibly effective in helping drive business and brands forward.


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A Reminder Of What Creates Value …

As its the start of a new week, in the first month of a new year … it’s pretty safe to say we can expect another year of endless ego, humble-bragging and self-righteous bullshit … and that’s just the stuff you get from me.

So while I am the last person you’d expect this to come from, I thought I’d use this post to try and remind us what professionalism really is … why we desperately need to treat people as humans rather than ‘consumers’ … and why a job well done doesn’t mean having/creating/using AI driven, friction free, optimised sales funnels, powered by parity brand assets … meaningless marketing practice certificates … grandiose PR statements … and endless statements about all the awards we ‘won’ from increasingly obscure media publishers. [not forgetting all the posts we put on all social media platforms telling everyone about them, while conveniently choosing to ignore how actively we were involved in lobbying for them]

And how will I do that exactly? With this:

You’re welcome.

Here’s to having a good week.

And a less bullshit producing/polluting new year.

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It’s All A Matter Of Taste …

Over the years, I’ve introduced a number of behaviours and/or rituals into the places I’ve worked.

Some have been serious … like the cultural research studies and books I’ve done, such as Dream Small or America in the Raw [to name but two] and some have been errrrrrm, less serious, like the pie-making competitions.

I say less serious, but people don’t act that way.

In fact, regardless of whether I’m talking about the teams in Shanghai, LA, London or Auckland … they all reveal they’re as competitive as fuck.

And in some cases, delusional as hell. Hahaha.

At Colenso, I introduced the Fuck Off And Pie.

Basically we define a theme – or an ingredient – and people have to make something that reflects it.

It’s all blind-tested and then we vote on who is best over a number of categories before the overall winner is revealed to great fanfare.

Or some fanfare.

Anyway, last month the Fuck Off And Pie theme was ‘birthday’s’.

Over the space of 2 hours we witnessed – and ate – a glorious celebration of creativity, gastronomy, insanity and revenge. Put it this way, as bakers … we’re great planners.

From a personal point of view, I had a lot to prove.

Despite being my idea, the last 2 occasions had seem my submission come second-to-last. This was devastating, given I had won first place at R/GA with my totally breakthrough [cough cough] ‘Breakfast Pie’.

The good news is my entry – entitled, ‘Give Birth, Day Cake’ came a highly credible 3rd.

The bad news is I probably have another HR violation.

Here’s why … followed by some other pics of the day. A day that will long live in our memory, and our bowels.

[It’s a public holiday in Auckland on Monday – I know, I know – so see you Tuesday]

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You Can’t Create Something Special With Passive Passengers …

Following on from yesterday’s post about Duran Duran, we have another musical post.

Except this isn’t about exploitation and re-definition, this is more a ‘blast from the past’.

I know this is going to make me sound old – it will also make me sounds a total hypocrite given I’ve always loved music for its melody, rhythm and vibe rather than its lyrics – but I got sent this clip of a crowd at a Pearl Jam gig from a few years ago and I love it.

OK, so part of it is because I like Pearl Jam.

Another part is because I have always loved the song they’re performing – Black – which is on what I consider their finest album, Ten.

God, that album is magnificent. I remember being blown away when I first heard it – probably in the Tap and Tumbler, around the corner from Rock City where anyone going to Friday Rock Night would head before a night of head-banging.

But whereas back then, my favorite song was ‘Alive’ … the lyrics of Black pulled me in over the years.

“I know someday you’ll have a beautiful life
I know you’ll be a star in somebody else’s sky
But why, why, why can’t it be
Oh, can’t it be mine?”

Maybe it’s because I became more of a sentimental, romantic fool … but I find them so beautiful. And as I said, I’ve never really been a lyrics guy … hell, I can’t even remember lyrics to songs I wrote back in the Bangkok Shakes/Virgin Records days. But those … oh I fell in love with them, probably the first time I saw Pearl Jam live [1992] and heard the crowd sing them, like in the video above.

For someone who is not religious, when I hear a crowd sing, it becomes very spiritual for me. A transcendence into something I can’t quite explain. A feeling of deep connection with those around me with a deep belief we’re creating something special together. It’s why I also love pentecostal music … except, like most music for me, it has little to do with the words, and more the vibe and emotion.

But ‘Black’ is different …

Probably because it reflects a specific time in my life where I was balancing joy and pain in equal measure. Coming into a time of my life of freedom and exploration but also deeply aware of a darkness that was seemingly trying to engulf all that was important in my life. With that in mind, I can’t think of a more perfect band to create the soundtrack to your life like Pearl Jam.

And while watching that clip does take me back to those times, it is superseded by a general feeling of joy. Watching the crowd not just witness something special, but being an active participant in the moment. Acting like their own instrument. A crowd infected by audience members scattered all around who show and lead the way for them to form an impromptu orchestra of vocal harmony and cacophony. It’s fucking beautiful … amplified by the fact there’s few camera phones. Not experiencing the moment through a screen. But a total connection and presence.

Hey, I’m as guilty as the next person for videoing and photographing gigs … it’s a way to capture a significant moment you can enjoy for years. But I do wonder if it is ever quite as significant as you would get just being there, lost in nothing but the sounds and emotions you’re all creating and feeling together.

It’s why I find it interesting more and more artists are saying their concerts are ‘smartphone free zones’. Not because – like in the 80’s – they had sold the photographic rights to concert images to a 3rd party, but because when an audience looks at them through the screen, they feel there’s a barrier between them and the energy they get back from the crowd.

As I’ve written before – both here and here – it’s a two-way street.

And while some may say, “it’s not my job to make the band feel good because I’ve paid them money to make me feel good” they’re missing the point.

Because while it’s true money ensures you receive a certain level of passion, consideration, commitment and effort from the artist in their performance … the more you contribute to the experience, the more you all get out of it.

It’s why the best creative work isn’t made for clients who dictate and judge, but those who appreciate they play an important and integral role in creating the conditions for it to go – and get to – magical places.

In the creative journey, there is no room for passengers.

And yet, too many carry energy vampires and toxic stowaways.

The sooner clients get this, procurement departments get this, marketing practice ‘guru’s’ get this, media agencies get this and ad agencies get this … the sooner we will all be able to create moments that deeply connect to rather than just shout and bore.

It’s down to us.

It won’t happen by itself.

So what happens next is down to all of us.

One by one. Job by job. Meeting by meeting.

It won’t be easy, but my god … it will be worth it.

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Marketing Kills Meaning …

One of the worst things marketing has done is destroy the meaning of the English language.

I don’t mean with their desperate attempts to make their slogans and tropes part of popular vernacular – though that is also true – I mean it in terms of them literally and consistently destroying the meaning of words.

Over the years, I’ve seen all manner of examples …

From positioning a new brand of toilet cleaner as an innovation.

To claiming a new flavor of ‘Chicken Tonight’ is revolutionary.

And just recently, the most 80’s of 80’s band, being promoted as a symbol of rebellion.

Don’t get me wrong, I like Duran Duran.

Hell, back in my session guitarist days, I even played with Simon Le Bon … but even when they went through their ‘Wild Boys’ macho phase, they were about as dangerous and rebellious as Paddington Bear.

What the hell are the people behind this thinking?

Do they actually think Duran Duran are a badge of rebellion or is it more a case of them suggesting you’re a rebel if you actively choose to wear a shirt that does not feature the name of a modern music icon emblazoned all over the front?

If that’s the case, then I must be Satan personified. Or I was, prior to losing weight – hahaha.

But regardless of the reason, they’re either gaslighting, exploiting or as delusional as fuck.

What next, the color beige gets branded as controvertial?

Or maybe green ‘Starbursts’ get called confrontational?

Or possibly the entire marketing industry claims they are dangerous-as-fuck?

To paraphase Ronald Reagan and Lee Hill [who made his comment in relation to companies who have to overtly state and explain why their company, product or campaign is revolutionary/innovative/rebellious or even effective] …

“If you have to explain it, you’re probably not it”.

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