The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Stop Treating Humans As Data Points …

Before I start, I want to acknowledge David, Dave and Andy because today is the 25th anniversary of 9/11.

And while I know that terrible, terrible day resides deeply in their everyday … it’s a significant anniversary and so the memories, pain and loss may feel even deeper to them today.

So know I’m thinking of you.
It was special seeing all of you.
I send big hugs to each of you.

Love you.

OK, let’s get on with the rant …

Years ago, I – and, ironically, David, Dave and Andy – worked for the founder of a very successful company who was obsessed with how his customers and lowest level employees felt, experienced and interacted with the brand.

He had seen far too many organisations manage senior leadership through pandering, toxic positivity and managing-up and was determined that was not going to happen to his company.

His view was the only way to keep improving was to know what’s going on … and the only way to know what’s going on is to ensure the people with the authority to change stuff, saw life from the perspective of the coalface.

Not occasionally.
Not via carefully orchestrated engagement.
But shoulder-to-shoulder and eye-to-eye with their people and customers.

It’s why his C-Suite were mandated to always travel economy, rather than business. Not because he didn’t care about the comfort of his most senior executives, but because he cared even more about the experience of his people abd customers as well as the standards and behaviour of his brand.

It’s part of the reason he saw the generous salaries he – and his C-Suite – were paid was about responsibility.

Not to the shareholders, but to their customers and employees.

Put simply, he believed the job of the most senoir management was to actively protect the standards, values and aspiration of the brand for the customers they serve and the people they employee.

His premise for it was simple. If you look after them, they’ll look after the shareholders.

It’s why he didn’t tolerate convenient answers.
It’s why he utterly loathed generalistic perspectives.
It’s why he vehemently rallied against outsourcing blame or responsibility.
And it’s why he demanded people spent time in the coalface, rather than looking down at it.

Over the years, I’ve had a few clients who behaved that way – and, unsuprisingly, they tended to command the greatest love and loyalty from customers and employees alike.

But these days it seems it is becoming less and less common, prefering – instead – to use data points to inform than actual experience.

And while it can be argued there are more ways to measure more things than there has ever been before, there’s 3 fundamental flaws with this approach:

1. It relies on people knowing what they’re measuring.
2. It relies on people knowing why they’re measuring it.
3. It relies on people knowing what the findings are saying and – more importantly – aren’t.

And while you may think this is obvious – which it is or should be – the reality is, it happens less than you think.

There are many reasons for this – from politics to convenience to different interpretations of industry language and definitions – but blindly accepting data-points without the counterbalance of real and raw human knowledge and experience means what you think is clarity ends up being commercial confusion.

A perfect example is from Sir Alex Ferguson, the legendary manager of Manchester United.

Back in 2001, Sir Alex Ferguson decided it was time for the defender, Jaap Stam, to leave Manchester United..

Stam was at his professional peak and considered one of the best defenders in the world, but Ferguson decided it was time for him to go.

The decision was made after Ferguson took look at Stam’s performance data.

On close inspection, Ferguson saw the then 29 year old defender was tackling less and less and concluded he was past his prime and now was the time to move him on. He was subsequently sold to Lazio.

And to be fair, the data was correct, Stam was tackling less … however it was not because he was past his prime, it was because he had got better at defending.

Put simply, Stam’s positioning had got so good he did not need to tackle so much … he was dealing with the opposition attackers before it got to a point where he needed to tackle them as a last-resort kind-of measure.

So while the data was right, it lacked context and Sir Alex Ferguson didn’t think to question it or challenge it.

In essence, he momentarily forgot what the objective of the defender is, because it’s not about tackling, it’s about protecting the goal … but the data had obstructed his view and resulted in him taking the information at face-value, resulting in him viewing the declining amount of tackles as weakness, when it was actually a symbol of strength and progress.

This is not to say data is not important. Of course it is. It helps provide light on issues and subjects that may otherwise pass unseen until far too late. But the problem is it temps us – and is positioned to us as – speaking directly to our needs.

Where the claim is it provides all the information we need to make simple binary choices or decisions.

Forget context.
Forget questioning.
Forget understanding.
And definitely forget anything that challenges or states otherwise.
Simply make your choice and the most effective and efficient outcome is yours.

That’s where we are folks … a cross between Stockholm Syndrome and group Gas Lighting … but at least it helps explains why there’s such reluctance for companies to actually engage and interact with real people.

The people who work for them.
The people who buy from them.
The people who give a shit about who they are and what they do.

The problem with the industry – every industry – is we are subservient to data. We treat it like the second-coming of Christ. We have started to believe it can bestow us with miracles, when half the time we don’t even know where it came from, let alone what it’s actually saying.

Again, I am not anti-data, but I am anti-data blinkeredness.

It’s why I wonder how many corporate leaders spend any meaningful time on the streets of the customers and/or the shop-floors of their employees … rather than spending hours sitting around a boardroom table commenting on sales data and focus group reports that they’ve not actually read, don’t really understood and never question how they were compiled or what they were trying to uncover.

At a time where every conversations around business seems to be about maximising optimisation and performance data points, maybe the most valuable form of AI any C-Suite can engage in, is the promotion and consideration of real Audience Interaction.

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PS: I am going to be in the US for most of next week, so enjoy the weekend knowing you won’t have to read my clap-trap until probably Thursday. You’re welcome.

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Nothing Makes You Feel So Old As Nostalgia …

Despite being a sentimental bastard, I’ve always looked forwards.

I love the possibilities of what is ahead of us.

The new. The unknown. The what-if-we-could-do-this sort of stuff.

But when I was in NYC, I came face-to-face with a few things from the past that reminded me how their impact on me remains in the present.

I’ll be writing about a few of these over the next few weeks but the first was this …

Yep, a bank of payphone at JFK.

In a smartphone driven world, I have no idea why they’ve left so many of them there – but even accepting some people must choose to use a payphone over a mobile device, there was something lovely about seeing them all sat there.

A reminder of a time where the darkest corridors in the oldest airports were possibly where the most pure expressions of humanness could be experienced

People queuing up to talk to loved ones … friends … colleagues … or companies.

A rollercoaster of conversational emotions …

Happiness, Sadness. Curiosity. Despair. Hope. Calmness. Longing. Love.

Every payphone, a different story …

Each one interpreted by the voice, words and mannerisms of the person in front of you.

So even though airports send and bring millions of people to every corner of the globe each and every year, that row of payphones reminded me how rarely we now glimpse others lives in their raw and unfiltered state.

Social media certainly isn’t that.

In fact, I can’t think of many current situations where we witness masses of people all crammed into the same space, trying to live and deal with their individual lives in public.

Maybe that’s a good thing, but for all the convenience and freedom that tech gives us, this bank of payphones made me think that maybe the cost of this convenience is our ability to empathize and relate to the realities each of us lives in the shadows.

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Why Do You Think They Call It Dumb?

I’m back. I know, how terrible.

Which is why I have some good news for you, because I’m going to be away again in a few weeks. So you only have to endure the pain a little longer before you get ANOTHER reprieve. I know, I’m a Saint.

That said, I had a wonderful time, especially at State of Social in Perth.

Meg – the founder of the conference – has created a truly special event and like StratCon in Berlin, there’s a bunch of stuff other conference organizers could learn from them that would benefit audiences and the industry at large.

Anyway, I’ll be writing about that later, so shall we get the pain of me being back over as quickly as possible?

So as many of you know, I love tech.

Not just the practical stuff, but the ridiculous.

Robot dogs.
Robot rabbits.
Robot balls.
Robot guitars.
Hell, I even bought a, errrrrm, robot mother once.

My house is almost fully automated.
My car is filled with the sort of optional extras the engineers only come up with as a joke.
And don’t get me started on my history with smartphones.

And yet, despite my addiction to stupidity … I totally appreciate there are downsides to technology.

The scrolling,
The timewasting.
The interruption.
The distractions.

And that’s before we get to the blood-pressure inducing annoyance of hearing every fucking company try and claim they’re in the tech/AI space just because they use ChatGPT to write their Linkedin ‘thought leadership’ social landfill bollocks.

So, it’s no surprise we’ve started to see the backlash …

People fighting against companies outsourcing jobs to AI.
Society pushing back on the serving of AI slop.
Companies balking at the prices being charged for AI access.
Investment firms questioning the long-term viability of AI industries.
And then – at a much lower level – shoppers increasingly choosing dumb-tech over high-tech.

You know what I’m talking about …

Products that strip back their functionality to their bare essentials:

Cameras that only allow you to point and click.
Tablets that only allow you to read your books.
And phones that only allow you to make and receive calls and texts.

Will this result in bringing the tech giants down?

Probably not … but as I’ve written before, if the Tech Bros carry on their current path and hoodwink companies into outsourcing their entire operations to AI under the guise of increased profits and efficiency, who the hell will be around to buy the products they make or advertise?

But I’m going off on a tangent because when I was in NYC, I saw this …

Now, I don’t know about you, but a phone that gives you whatsapp, maps, uber ‘and more’ … is the opposite of a dumbphone.

Maybe it could be defined as the ‘night-out phone’.
Or – at a push – the ‘bare essentials’ phone.
But it sure-as-shit isn’t a dumb-phone …

That is unless the term ‘dumb’ is being used to describe the people they want to buy it and then maybe they’re onto something. Except, one look at their website and you realise they really believe what they’re peddling … which suggests whether it’s the tech bros or the idiots, we’re doomed either way.

Have a great day. Hahahaha.

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Be An Astronaut …
February 12, 2026, 6:15 am
Filed under: 2026, A Bit Of Inspiration, Emotion, Empathy, Experience, Humanity, Love

One of the members of my wonderful gang of misfits – James [Bennett, not Tucker] – recently showed me a website that is a testimony and celebration to the best of humanity.

Not because it’s slick.
Not because it’s academic.
Not because it’s beautiful.
But because it’s pure.

A place where you get to watch clips that few people have ever witnessed. One after another.

There’s a couple of reasons why the ‘watch count’ is so low.

One is because what you see is nothing more than an everyday moment that someone captured and decided to upload. The other is because the people who uploaded them didn’t even think [or know] how to name the clip … so you end up watching a stream of stuff that have titles like: IMG 4856 or DSC 3957, basically the number given to the clip by whatever recording device they filmed it on.

So with that in mind, when I said it was ‘pure’, you’re assuming I meant ‘pure shit’, aren’t you?

And if you do, you’d be wrong.

Because in this world of bombast, hype, clickbait and superlatives, these clips pull you in because they’re none of that. They are a celebration and testimony to humanity at its purest because they capture something innocuous that meant something important to whoever uploaded them.

We all have those things …

Memories that would mean nothing to anyone else but to us … they play on an endless loop in our hearts or minds.

A first bike ride.
A school sports day.
A cuddle with your pet.
A plastic bag in the wind.
A stupid race in shopping trolleys.
Cycling down a hill to get the speed so you can jump over your mates.
A Sunday where everyone is in the same room, doing different things and yet together.

Every clip is a different moment. Someone else’s moment. And yet it is yours too.

The reason the title of this post – and the website it refers to – talks about astronauts, is because when you go to it, the experience can feel like you are one. Miles up in the sky … peering through the little window of your rocket down onto the planet you left behind.

Except they don’t mean the planet you left literally … they mean it emotionally.

Because we fill our lives with noise, distraction, acceleration and, far too often, bullshit … meaning we often forget, miss or ignore the fleeting moments that ultimately make – and made – our lives, ours.

The things that are seemingly small, but ultimately made a big impression on us – regardless how long it lasted.

All the videos come from YouTube and were uploaded in the last week or so.

Each one is unnamed, unedited, and unseen by anyone, except you.

It may only last a few seconds, but the feeling may never leave.

Humanity has never needed us to be astronauts so much. Enjoy your trip.

Your journey into space commences in …

10.

9.

8.

7.

6.

5.

4.

3.

2.

1.

Blast Off.

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Sometimes Good News And Bad News Are The Same Thing …

I appreciate that in the first month of 2026, I have enjoyed 2 national holidays … which is on top of the almost ONE MONTH Festive Holiday than many in NZ get to enjoy.

Which leads to the title of this post.

The good [for you] is I don’t get any more national holidays for almost 6 whole, bloody months … so you can revel in my obvious pain and discomfort.

Which leads to the Bad News, again for you.

As I don’t get any more national holidays for almost 6 whole, bloody months, there’ll be no break from blog posts.

See, be careful what you wish for.

Talking of what you wish for, recently I stopped in a small town and and saw this:

I have to say, not only did it catch my attention, it made me feel quite emotional.

Given I had never been to this place in my life, that might sound a bit weird – it IS a bit weird – but it was also lovely to see a community looking out for its greater good.

For someone who feels he can only breathe – and find peace – in the chaos of big cities, I’ve increasingly come to appreciate the value, importance and warmth of community.

Maybe it is the relatively small size of NZ, but I’ve really come to understand it – and its role – here than anywhere else I’ve ever lived … including the very small village we moved to in England during COVID, a place so small that it consisted of 2 pubs and an [in]convenience shop – so named, as it never had any fixed opening times so it was always a lucky dip.

Don’t get me wrong, people looked out for each other, but you knew that their needs always came first.

Maybe that’s the same in NZ, but it doesn’t feel like it. Not with everyone, anyway.

And that’s why I liked this sign – or what this sign was trying to do.

To help the town evolve, innovate and be more useful to more people.

Both in terms of those who live in the town and those who could come visit.

At a time where it feels governments and business are increasingly seems out-of-touch with people’s reality – or worse, actively not giving a shit about it – it was just a nice reminder that ‘hope and optimism’ is born as much from feeling you’re not out on your own, as it is about seeing a path forward.

Maybe certain ‘marketing science experts’ would be better encouraging practitioners to see audiences and communities on their terms rather than as walking wallets who are waiting to hand over their money as soon as you have exposed them to the same efficient distribution of formulaic brand assets that they’ve told every brand to blindly bombard them with.

Just a thought, especially on Super Bowl day … where we will see tens of millions spent on sponsored [Dad] jokes and celebs-for-hire appearances.

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