The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Be The Crooked Tree …

One of the many things I love about China, are their proverbs.

Whatever the subject, there will be an expression that captures the issue in a brilliant, wonderful way.

And there’s so bloody many of them … and each one not only makes you nod your head in agreement, but also makes you think and then look at things differently afterwards.

Anyway, I heard one recently that I love.

In fact, I love it so much I’m going to use it as the ‘final lesson’ in a presentation I’m writing for a talk in Berlin – more of that in tomorrow’s post.

The quote is this:

I love it.

I love it for a load of reasons.

One of them being that China tends to encourage conformity rather than individuality – so this is beautiful for simply challenging that convention.

But the other reason is that it sums up the heart of the presentation I’m writing.

Especially in a world where so many people are – rightfully – worrying about the impact AI will have on their job, career, livelihood.

Because to take that quote one step further …

If you spend years doing all you can to become a perfect, straight tree …

A tree who stands perfectly with all those other perfect straight trees …

Not only could you find yourself being chopped down and turned into boards, you may discover that’s all you were ever going to be allowed to be.

Or said another way:

When you blindly follow someone else’s definition of ‘best practice’, the result isn’t just that you get turned into boards … it’s that your career is spent being walked on and walked over by people who never cared what you could become, only what they could become.

Which is why if you want to increase the odds of living a bigger life, be the wild tree.

Because while others may mock your shapes, bends and scars … you’ll know they’re signs of a life well lived, not a life walked upon.


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How To Be A Great Client Who Creates Great Work …

I’ve been around.

I’ve been doing this strategy thing for longer than many who read this blog have been alive.

And of all the things I’ve learned, one of the most valuable has been to never doubt the importance of having a good client.

To be clear, a ‘good client’ doesn’t mean they never challenge you. Or place high expectations on you. Or resist the urge to add pressure to what needs to be done and by when.

The reality is good clients do all those things. The difference is how they do it and why.

Because a good client acts as a proper partner.
They take responsibility for what they need to make happen.
They calm and control the internal noise, voices and opinions.
They share your ambition for the work, not just for the desired impact of the work.
They welcome, encourage and invite truth and transparency.
They remove the barriers and fears that stand in the way of making something great.
The don’t blame, shame or complain – they stay the course and know when to get involved and, just as importantly, stay out the way.
They never dictate … because they’re always clear with what needs to be done and why.
And if things change, they tell you early and transparently.
Plus you know they will have done what they can before that situation occurred.
They always listen at least as much as they talk.
They brief with an actual document not just a casual conversation.
They give feedback that is objective rather than just subjective
They don’t let internal processes stand in the way of opportunities that come their way.
They trust you and your expertise and look for the best rather than seek out the worst.
And they never, never treat you like you’re a servant, commodity or low-level employee.

They do all those things.

All of them. All the time.

Which is why you can have all the processes in the world …

You can have all the systems, data, structures and efficiency tools …

But not one of those comes close to what a great client can deliver and do.

For the work.
For the business.
For the customers and employees.
And for making sure you do everything you can to given them the work of their lives.

We don’t talk about this enough.

And we certainly don’t teach it or train it.

Instead, we keep hearing how we must adhere to a singular process or format, regardless of category or context, even though it has often been created by people who have never made anything of note and if they have, in one area and one area only.

You can tell who they are because they love to sound like they are business liberators when – as I’ve said many times – they’re far more like insurance salesmen.

And that’s find if you want that sort of thing – but often that is never how it is sold. Now of course I understand there’s huge costs and risks associated with creativity and marketing … but there’s a major difference between playing to win and playing not to lose … which is why there’s a huge difference between a client who uses process and deliverables as a stick and those who operate via transparency, taste and trust.

And for those of you who don’t think one person can negatively – or positively – influence the output of a corporation, even if they have built an approach and format that has been tested over years, I refer you to the quote by the Dalai Lama.

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito”

We need more training from the people who have made great things happen and over again …

Actual things, not just theories, self promotion or

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Public Service Announcement …

Dear clients, companies, managers and network CEOS …

If you want the creative people you employ/hire/work with to be 100% effective, you need to allow them to be 20% ineffective.

Doesn’t matter whether that 20% is spent going down dead ends, rabbit holes or absolutely nowhere at all … the reality is rest/distraction/experimentation fuels creative freshness and effectiveness rather than it being a barrier to it.

Or said another way: Space creates new ways to overcome old problems.

I totally get the temptation to ‘keep people busy’.

I totally get the supposed logic of putting people on new projects as soon as they’ve finished old ones.

I totally get companies love to give their creative partners ‘sprints’, because they think that makes things ‘more efficient’ – albeit financially rather than for the work.

Hell, I even get the temptation to outsource work to machines when they don’t need any ‘productive ineffectiveness’ whatsoever.

However, while all these approaches may give the illusion of certainty and control to clients/procurement/finance/management, the reality is not only is that bullshit, they often end up undermining the potential of what could have been achieved.

Oh I know you’ll hear differently from a whole range of Guru’s/Consultants/Agencies/Research Companies etc …

And – to be fair – many of the methodologies they are flogging absolutely decreases the odds of screwing things up badly.

However the irony is, when you blindly adopt their practices, you also end up decreasing the odds of achieving something truly special.

And while that would be OK if that is what companies/procurement departments said they wanted, how many actually say that?

Oh no …

They demand more output.
More effectiveness.
More productivity.
More hours.
More magic.

So while maximizing every second of every creative persons time may sound an effective use of their time, you’re just screwing yourself over … because this approach ends up creating something worse than exhaustion – it encourages monotony, complacency and repetition.

Or said another way … it destroys the opportunity for creativity to redefine – in your favor – the rules and outcomes of logic, history, money and/or distribution.

So while every person benefits from having time to think, rest or experiment … for the creative mind, fuels their power where everyone around them also benefits.

Hence if companies want to benefit from the full power and potential of creative effectiveness, it requires you to let people be a little ineffective on the way.

Explore.
Experiment.
Educate.
Fail.
Try.
Collaborate.
Contemplate.
Have a bit of a fucking rest before the next ‘urgent job’.

And while I appreciate that may still sound like twisted logic to some, so is outsourcing the reputation of your brand to the procurement department who only care about who can do/make things for the lowest price while still expecting your customers to want to pay a premium for it.

You’re welcome.

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In The Quest To Be Fast, We Make The Chance Of Real Change, Very Slow ….

I was talking to someone recently about town planning – don’t ask – and mentioned a story I’d heard about a Chinese architect.

Apparently a local Shanghai government council had reached out to him asking to help design a new area of their district. As part of their briefing, they’d said they wanted it to look and feel like parts of New York. This architect went on to explain that it wasn’t possible because what had really impacted how NYC was designed, was time.

I would link to the article because I wrote a post about it years ago, but can I find it? Can I hell.

Anyway, this got me thinking about creativity and how – with the pressure to PROVE our work is effective in the shortest amount of time possible or face the risk of the client firing us – we may be stopping our ideas from ever fulfilling their full potential.

Or the clients are.

Now I appreciate we live in competitive times.

I also appreciate there needs to see signs of positive impact and/or change along the way, rather than just have blind faith.

But we also need to acknowledge that some ideas take time to find their time. Or audience.

History is littered with examples of this but they didn’t happen because someone forced it, it’s because there needed to be the conditions for it.

The point being, that I am fed up of the narrative that ad agencies don’t care about effectiveness. Almost as fed up as I am that consultancies like McKinsey, Bain and Deloittes are the masters of it. Putting aside their whole business model is founded on telling companies what to do rather than take any responsibility for fixing any of it – we need the clients to be part of the solution. To commit in terms of attitude, conditions and time.

The quest for quick wins is increasingly resulting in us getting exactly that. A quick win … not a long, lasting and sustainable win.

Because we’re so focused on speed, we fail to value the need and impact of time.

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Why British Airways Is The Mini Metro Of Airlines …

The next few weeks are big for me.

My birthday.
Jill’s birthday.
Paul’s birthday.
The World Cup starting.
Trips to LA, Milan, Berlin, London and Amsterdam.
Meetings and dinners with legends of film, fashion and music.
And a bunch of lovely planners in Germany, hahaha.

I’d love to pretend I’m nonchalant about it all, but that would be a massive fucking lie as I’m exited to fuck about it all – bar my birthday.

But this post isn’t about my impending weeks of mega-madness, it’s about the madness of dealing with British Airways.

I am in the incredibly lucky situation of having someone pay for all my flights.

Better yet, they are paying for them to all be Business Class.

I booked on Air New Zealand, who – because of the flight itinerary – also scheduled some of the flights on BA.

So far. So good.

Having chosen my seats on Air NZ, I went to BA to do the same with them … except my booking reference didn’t work.

I then tried logging into my British Airways Frequent Flyer account, but got the same response.

No problems, maybe they use a different booking reference, so I contacted Air NZ to ask – and they told me, they use the same number and so it should work.

So I tried again. Nothing.
So I tried calling. No answer.
So I tried their chatbot. No reply.

It was getting frustrating so I went on the website to see if there was another way to contact them and there was.

A customer service contact button. So I clicked on it and what did I find when I did that …

A postal address.

A fucking postal address!

They want me to write – from New Zealand – to work out why my booking reference number doesn’t work. Mind blowing.

But it gets worse …

You see, I went back to Air NZ and told them the situation and they said they would talk to BA on my behalf. And they did.

So after 3 attempts for the website to accept my login details, I go on there to choose my business class seats and what do I find?

Yep, they want to CHARGE ME for choosing a seat.

This on top of the fact it has already cost a fuck-ton of cash.

Now I appreciate this is a first world problem.
I totally get I’m incredibly fortunate to be able to experience this.
But it blows-my-fucking mind that BA wants to charge me even more money to choose which seat I fly in – especially when airlines like Air NZ, let you do it when you fly economy.

Now I should point out BA have said once check-in is open – ie: 24 hours before the flight leaves – I can choose my seat for free, but apart from that still being bollocks, I am pretty sure when I try to do it, they’ll tell me I have to mail in my request by post.

Uncommon have done some amazing work for British Airways.

They have elevated their standing and prestige with some beautiful work.

And the line they created – A British Original – sounds great, until you remember that the British Leyland Mini Metro and also one of those and was a fucking shit experience as well.

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