The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


We’ll All Do Better When We Stop Thinking Humans Are Robots …

It’s been a while since I’ve had an all-out rant, but here we go.

So recently, I saw a quote recently I loved.

It was by Arnold Glasgow, the American businessman and satirist who said:

“Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you’ll understand what little chance you have trying to change others”.

I say this because too many brands – and agencies – think they can.

Worse, they think they can with an ad … an ad that either tells people specifically what to do/what they should do and/or a list of product attributes that they believe will make someone immediately stop whatever it is they have been doing for decades and change tact because they’ve suddenly been ‘enlightened’.

Of course, this is not entirely the fault of agencies and clients.

Too often, it is backed up by some for-profit research group who has said their findings prove – without any possible doubt – this is what people will do and, even more importantly, want to do.

Now this is not an anti-research stance. Or an anti-agency or client diatribe.

The reality is we need some sort of foundation of information to make choices and decisions and research – when done well, like everything in life – is a universally established way to achieve that BUT … and it’s a big but … the definitive and delusional nature of how our industry talks borders on bonkers.

I get we don’t like risk.
I get what we do is bloody expensive.
I get there are big implications on getting things wrong.

But nothing – and I mean nothing – can be guaranteed and yet so much of the business acts like it can be, conveniently choosing to ignore the landfill of failings from organisations who have researched every part of everything they do for in every aspect of their life.

Sure, it can increase the odds of success … like advertising.
Sure, it is better than not doing anything at all … like advertising.
But everyone acting like whatever they are going to do is ‘a dead cert’ is an act of commercial complicity and co-dependency that borders on Comms Stockholm Syndrome.

A long time ago, when I was maybe a bit more of a menace, a media agency told a client – with me in the room – that they could guarantee they’d HIT their sales target if a particular amount was invested.

I asked, “but you don’t know what the idea is yet and surely that has a role in the level of impact and/or investment that needs to be made?” … to which they said their ‘proprietary data’ gave them the commercial insight that helped their clients achieve their goals.

So back at the office – pissed off – I sent them an email saying this was the work.

Obviously, it did not go down well, but then neither did their ‘strategy’ of just throwing money at the wall until they hit the magic number.

Again, I appreciate we all need information to base choices and decisions on, but we’re getting way too generalistic, simplistic and egotistic in our approaches and methodologies – which is why the sooner we remember how hard it is for us to change any part of who we are, the sooner we may start accepting it takes far more than a business goal … a focus group commentary … a marketing methodology or an ad to get people to even consider doing what you want them to do and so maybe – just maybe – it will encourage us all to start playing up to a new standards rather than down to complicit convenience.

But I wouldn’t hold your breath, which is why I finish this rant with a post that I saw recently I also loved – albeit with ‘paraphrased interpretation’.

Thankfully not everyone is like this.

As proven by the fact, they tend to be the ones behind the stuff we all wish we were behind.

Or as my friend said recently, ‘they’re the ones who play to create change, not communicate everything exactly the same’.

Oh, I feel better for that. Thank you for [not] reading, hahaha.

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If You Want To Be A God, Then You Need To Perform Some Miracles, Not Declarations …

There’s a lot talked about the ‘ad community’ but so much is lip-service.

Not all of course … but a lot.

Acts or statements designed to look like generosity while really being done to elevate an individual/organisations position, standing or commercial success from likeminded audiences.

But then, as much as I love the industry, I also hate so much of what we do.

Robbing the meaning of words to upsell what we do.

Like ‘brave’.
Or ‘revolutionary’.
Or – as I said – ‘community’.

It’s why this story of Metallica serves as a reminder of what community really means.

Looking broad, not narrow.
Allowing privilege to open doors, not close them.
Going out your way for those who share the same values as you, even if not the same tastes.

[Albeit, EDM is the metal of dance music]

It wasn’t easy, but that’s kind of the point of what community is … a commitment to the inconvenient so that others can succeed.

That’s quite different to getting pissed with each other at the Gutter Bar.

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Why It’s Worth Remembering That Sometimes, The Most Powerful Magic Is Practical …

I kinda love this drone usage at an open-air concert.

A simple ‘exit sign’ that allows the thousands inside to see how to leave the venue.

Nothing fancy.
Nothing overblown.
Just some practical magic.

It reminds me in many ways of the brilliance of the old SONOS logo – when it wasn’t old.

A static image that was carefully designed to look like moving sound waves. Amazing.

I say this because in our quest to create the shiny new thing, sometimes we forget the most useful thing. The stuff that surprises – and delights – in its practicality.

Small acts that feel big and – even more importantly – are memorable.

Don’t get me wrong, I love the bonkers and utterly imaginative stuff.

It’s important … it breaks new grounds and possibilities.

But that doesn’t mean we should discount doing the simple stuff in smart ways.

Because while I know it’s not sexy … and I appreciate a lot of it can be easily replicated … the fact is with so many ideas recently being exposed as ‘questionable’ at the Cannes Festival of Creativity – they’re not just useful, they’re real.

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Sorry Otis …
August 18, 2025, 7:15 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Advertising, Colenso, Colleagues, Management, Otis

… for spending more of your inheritance on utter tat.

But surely you know by now that there’s no limit to how much your old man will blow for a cheap, crappy laugh when its at the expense of a beloved colleague.

If you don’t, may I suggest you check this.

[Spoiler alert: there’s been a lot since I posted that, like this moment of lack of judgement]

Just remember, we ‘justify’ all of this as ‘team bonding’, not ‘team bullying’.

Love you.

And you, Gi. [But not quite as much. Sorry]

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Always Look Beyond The Spotlight …

This is a photo of Metallica’s road crew for their current 72 Seasons tour. I say that, but it doesn’t include the entire team who makes it happen … which totals around 500 people.

Five Hundred!

To allow 4 guys to play their songs to people around the World.

From stage riggers to wardrobe people to caterers to production crew to personal roadies to management to the 92 truck drivers.

Then there’s the people who are part of the tour but not on the tour …

From logistics people to fanclub project managers to lawyers to each and every one of the bands families.

It’s a lot.

Now the reality is the band are not just aware of this, but are deeply grateful and protective of everyone who is part of this … but the point of this post is not only does our industry love to place the spotlight on individuals – crediting them and them alone for whatever product, project or theory that is being celebrated – but too many of those individuals like to project the view that is entirely justified and as someone who has been in this industry longer than dinosaurs, the amount of times I’ve genuinely seen that, can be counted on one hand.

Don’t get me wrong, I have the ego of Bono.

And I appreciate everyone loves being told they’re good at what they do.

But there’s a difference between being celebrated and taking all the credit. And there’s a fuckload of people who – at least on social media – are happy to take all the credit.

Presenting themselves as some sort of comms Jesus.

Look, I’m not saying what they do isn’t good.

And I’m not saying what they do doesn’t have value.

However I am saying that in 99.9% of cases, they didn’t do it all on their own.

[Even though there’s more than a few you could possibly have that argument with, especially those who’ve never made work to back up their self-proclaimed genius or judgement]

Sure, maybe some of the help they received was people simply creating the conditions for them to be able to do whatever it is they do … but by the same token, ‘creating the conditions’ is exactly what those 200 people in the photo above do, and the band are very grateful they for that because otherwise no one would get to experience what is possible. Including James, Kirk, Lars and Robert.

My reason for writing this is because, as I said a few months back, too many people entering this industry are being subjected to a perspective that is inadvertently robbing them of what they could achieve if they didn’t fall into the ‘thought-leadership shortcut trap’.

That doesn’t mean they shouldn’t express their opinions and ideas.

That doesn’t mean they shouldn’t be ambitious in their aspirations and goals.

But it does mean they shouldn’t think working with others is a sign of failure … because not only is that a recipe for disaster, it’s also why the industry is becoming less and less of a community and more and more an ego battlefield.

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Also, today is the 1st anniversary of our dear Rosie passing.

On one hand it feels longer than that, on the other only it feels just a few weeks.

Despite being small, she’ll always have a big place in my heart and life and I’ll be thinking of her and ‘her ways’ even more today.

Miss you Rosie.

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