The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Think Small …

Originally, I was going to post a video of a scene from Louis CK’s old TV show.

But then I chose not to.

Not because he was rightfully cancelled for his behaviour – but because the subject matter is too heavy for this early in the week.

But I probably will post it later in the week because it’s a brilliant piece of work.

Not in terms of ‘comedy’, but truth.

Not played for laughs, but for emotional connection … ensuring you feel the pain of what is being said either because it relates to situations you have experienced or actively avoided.

I won’t say any more … both to ensure I don’t ruin the post if I end up doing it plus the fact, I’ve got to actually find it.

Not to mention the fact I am convinced I may have posted about it before but for the life of me, can’t find it … haha.

So instead, have a look at this …

That’s the window of a cake shop near where I live.

As you can see, it was a sunny afternoon – despite being Autumn – so the blind is down.

And that’s where I saw the words, “we’re open, it’s just sunny”.

Those words were printed ON THE BLIND which means a few things.

1. They understand how perception can influence the retail environment.
2. They pay attention to the details across all aspects of their business.
3. They invest in how their business presents itself to their audience.
4. By printing it on the blind – so the writing disappears when it’s up – they are showing that they have an attitude of ‘if something’s worth doing, it’s worth doing right’.

Now I appreciate it seems like it’s a small thing.

But I noticed it.
While driving in my car.
On a busy road.
On a Sunday.

But I tell you something else. I must have driven past a ton of shops on that road and not one of the others made any impression on me. Certainly not enough for me to photograph it then go in and buy something from it.

And here’s the thing … the reason I noticed it is because frankly, you don’t see much of this these days.

Instead, we’re drowning in functionality efficiency.

Removing anything other than what is deemed ‘achieves the specific and immediate need’.

The optimisation of operational interaction. Or in UX language, ‘the systematic removal of any possible friction point in the purchase process’.

But there’s a problem with that thinking, because that approach makes you literally the same as everyone else.

The blandification of who you are. The commodotisation of what you do.

But GoodFor – the name of the shop – chose not to do that.

They understood that done right, ‘friction is valuable’, which is why they decided to deal with this problem in a way that enhanced the brand reputation and experience for their customers. In essence, rather than removing friction … they made a statement out of it.

What some would deem ‘unnecessary and costly’, they saw as an investment in their individuality and personality.

Now I appreciate it’s a small thing, but many of the biggest impact stuff is small.

Think Virgin Atlantic’s salt and pepper shakers or even the classic Argos pen … stuff most would not give a second thought to, and yet reveal more about what the brand values than $10 million quids worth of TV advertising.

In this world of ‘optimise everything’ marketing, it blows my mind how few companies appreciate the big impact of small gestures … because to a society who is finely attuned to marketing bullshit, nothing tells them who you really are than doing stuff most companies wouldn’t even think about.

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How An Ad For Another Aussie ‘Icon’ Showed Qantas Would Not Be Able To Proudly Boast About Their Planes Safety Record If They Had To Include Their Advertising In Their Statistics …

Many years ago – 2009 to be precise – I wrote a take down of Qantas, the Australian Airline.

It wasn’t about their experience or service which – back then – were pretty good, certainly much better than they are today. No, it was about the lyrics to their ‘iconic’ song, ‘Still Call Australia Home‘.

Now I appreciate I’m a Brit.

I appreciate that, at the time, I had an agency called Cynic, so was full of piss and vinegar.

I even appreciate – as my Aussie wife reinforced to me in no uncertain terms – that the song and Qantas’ advertising was pretty special for Aussies so maybe I should shut the fuck up.

And that is good advice. Except 15 years later, I’ve decided to come back with a comeback.

You see recently I saw an ad for another Australian icon …

The difference being this one is worthy of that label annnnnnd – even more significantly – they’ve made a piece of advertising that ignites all the emotion, pride and Australian spirit that Qantas would possibly sacrifice their ‘never had a crash’ reputation, to achieve.

[Please note, this is simply to emphasise the point. I get it’s not a great turn of phrase. And I obviously don’t mean it. So if you prefer, simply replace it with: “… that Qantas would allow themselves to be embroiled in even more financial scandal, to achieve”. Better? Oh god … there’s no pleasing some people is there!]

Anyway, if you’re wondering what I’m talking about, it’s this from the Sydney Opera House for their 50th anniversary.

[Though while it’s being shared a lot at the moment, it actually came out about 8 months ago]

I love it.

I love it so much it made a cynical Brit emotional.

Sure, I have an Aussie wife … a ½ Aussie son … Australian residency and was even a member of the audience in a couple of the historic scenes they show in the film … but I’ve never, ever felt that way about a Qantas ad.

Not once.

Hell, I don’t even like Tim Minchin – the guy who leads every thing in the ad – and yet I still felt connected to the spot.

Part of it could be because The Opera House was to me, a symbol of Australia, decades before I moved there.

I still remember how overawed and overwhelmed I was when I first saw it for real. This incredible place whose image had been burned into my mind from years of seeing it on TV shows, in magazine articles or just everyday imagery.

But it’s more than that, it’s what the place signifies.

The story that underpins the whole film.

A true story.

One where the quest to do something different triumphs over the demands to control and conform. An ode to the majesty of imagination and art rather than the adherence of tradition and regulation.

It all feels – ignoring the fact the Opera House was designed by the Dane, Jørn Utzon – much closer to the ‘Aussie spirit’ than anything Qantas has ever done.

A salute to those who wish to push and challenge rather than seek the comfort of being back ‘where they’re comfortable’.

Now I appreciate that maybe that spirit is more confined to the past than the present.

One look at how the vote for ‘The Voice’ turned out reveals comfort, convenience and control are the words of the day.

But that aside, it’s a very special film.

Helped by the fact the Opera House is a very special place.

Not just for Australia, but for anyone who hopes for something a bit more.

A bit more personal.

A bit more emotional.

A bit more wonderful.

And if you need any more reason why you should love the Opera House far, far more than Qantas … let me tell you, even the Opera House’s cheapest seats offer more leg room than pretty much anything you’ll get on that airline.

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Where Are The Long Distance Runners In The Marketing Race?

One of the things I find fascinating is how everything these days is ‘a sprint’.

The urgent need for an immediate solution to enable a brand or business to move forward.

Except it’s not true is it? Not really.

I mean – I get that there are occasions where circumstances demand an extremely quick response.

A terrible event.
A moment of opportunity.
An act forced by an aggressive client.

But in the main, these ‘sprints’ have nothing to do with that.

They’re for a new product launch.
A brand campaign.
An annual event.

If they need a sprint for those, then surely that means they haven’t [or just as likely, their bosses, bosses haven’t] got their shit together because those things don’t ‘just happen’ do they? It’s not like the Paris authorities are going to wake up on the 1st of July and suddenly realise they have to hold the Olympics in a few weeks time so need construction companies to engage in ‘a sprint’ to knock up a few stadiums in time.

Now if my Dad was alive and found himself in this situation he would say – as I often heard him tell clients who had failed to plan appropriately – “your emergency is not my problem” … however in adland, we tend to jump in and try to help.

Yay us!

Except quite often, when we do this, we’re made to feel like we’re the reason they’re in this mess and so rather than see us as someone trying to help, we’re seen as someone holding them back.

It’s so weird.

Even more so when they then question our hours and fees.

Which is why my attitude is that unless there is a real reason for the urgency – and a respect for what you’re asking people to do – you should probably say no. I get it may be unpopular, but you’re not going to win in this situation.

And don’t get me started when companies brief agencies before a major holiday.

OH MY GOD.

I used to see this in China a lot … and we [as in Wieden Shanghai] would always say no.

Sure, if it was a client of ours who was in a pickle for legit reasons, we’d do all we could to help them … but if it was about ego or mismanagement, we’d politely decline.

And yet, from what I see and hear from others – and occasionally experience – this situation seems to be happening more and more often … the defecto rather than the exception.

What’s even more bizarre is that the supposed urgency for a solution gets more and more delayed as additional contexts, mandatories, and approval processes get added to the list of deliverables … resulting in you wondering how urgent this really was as a supposed ‘sprint’ turns into a marathon.

Of course, the reality of these situations is it’s actually about money and time.

Or said another way, the desire to reduce it.

I get it, developing work can be time-consuming and expensive … but here’s the thing, shortening the time doesn’t automatically mean it makes it the work better.

Cheaper, maybe.

But not better.

In my experience, there are 3 main reasons this situation continually and persistently occurs:

1. The client doesn’t value creativity.
2. The client doesn’t understand creativity.
3. The client doesn’t actually know what they want or need.

For far too many, creativity is seen as expressing what you want people to know about your brand/product before adding ‘some wrapping paper’ around the messaging to make it ‘creative’.

I’ve talked about the folly of this ‘wrapping paper’ analogy before … but that perspective continues to grow. Worse, some agencies actively reinforce it in an attempt to show ‘they get the client’ or they ‘get business’, all the while undermining their single most valuable asset.

Which means that maybe they don’t know business as much as they think.

Don’t get me wrong, it is entirely possible to spend too much time on something. But there sure-as-hell can be too little. And when you’re dealing with someone who doesn’t know what they want – so use creativity to try and work it out and then judge it as if its your fault – then any length of time is too much time.

And yet it feels like ‘quality’ has now become defined by the speed it takes to create rather than the effect it creates … often reinforced, as I said a couple of days ago, by ‘for profit’ research companies and gurus who focus on clarity not interest.

No wonder so many clients are asking agencies about what their AI approach is.

Now as I said at Cannes, I think AI – and tech as a whole – offers a whole world of possibilities and opportunities for brands to evolve, grow and connect. Hell, we just did it with our Pedigree Adoptables campaign that literally wouldn’t be possible without it. But that’s not what a lot of clients mean when they ask that, they’re looking for cheaper and quicker output. Optimising the optimized.

The great irony of this is that when you talk about AI affecting their business – especially if the competition embrace it against them – many react like you’ve just tazered them.

They’ll say there’s no comparison.

That their product price-point is based on the value of their expertise, craft and innovation.

And for some, that’s true. But it’s some … not all.

Which is very similar to the post I wrote a while back about how many brands like to think of themselves as premium, but their actions and values are all about how cheap they can be.

A while back I spoke to someone who is one of the most influential luxury expert in the world.

They own, invest and consult with the best of the best … new and old, classic and innovative.

And they said to me they believe the future of luxury will be about recognizing the value of humanity.

The custom, craft and care.

Because in a world that is increasingly about speed, scale and optimization, the brands who will command the greatest value, influence and price will be the ones who offer their customers the most human interaction, engagement and service experience.

It’s a fascinating thought … one that could separate the real from the wannabes.

Or, said another way, the companies who those who talk about valuing their brand and audience and those who actually do. Because one only cares about the sprint, where others appreciate the jog.

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My Favourite Waste Of Time …

A few years ago, the APG asked me to do a presentation about how to get to interesting work and I summed it up by saying, ‘live an interesting life’.

While I appreciate that is a relatively superficial answer, there’s truth in it.

Put simply, what you find interesting is directly related to the experiences you have and the people you meet. The more experiences – and people – you have, the more interesting the possibilities.

But when I look around, it can feel like a cultural echo chamber.

Everyone reading the same things. Following the same people. Commenting on the same issues.

Sometimes I wonder if people even look at life outside of work. Hell, there were people over the festive season who used social media to only talk about ‘ad issues’.

WHAT THE FUCK?

Look, I get strategy means everything can have some sort of professional value … but there’s a big difference between looking at life with ‘professional blinkers’ and just doing shit for the sheer curiosity and interest of it.

It’s why I think there’s huge value in the messy stuff.

The weird … the strange … the ‘makes no sense’ …

That’s where you find the new and the different.
That’s where you gain understanding rather than answers.
That’s where you learn about people not ‘consumers’.

Of course it’s rare these days.

Now everyone is looking for short-cuts.

From online surveys to AI driven chat bots.

Optimise … maximise … squeeze every inch of efficiency out of what you’re doing.

And while some of that has value, it’s no where near as good as running with reality.

It’s why Wieden – despite being all about the work – has always been so good at strategy.

Because they celebrate those who are more than just professionally curious, but culturally.

The people who have a hunger and desire to get ‘in it’.

To get messy and lost in the opinions, behaviours, actions, viewpoints and nuance of the communities and subcultures they’re exploring and working with. Which is why they value being among them as much as reading every possible book about them.

A commitment to authenticity over advertising.
A commitment to adding to culture not just stealing from it.
A commitment to finding the interesting rather than repeating the tropes.
A commitment to fucking around and finding out rather than playing where you’ve always been.

Sure it takes more work. Sure it takes more time. Sure it probably adds more initial cost.

But putting aside the fact this helps get to better work – that plays to where the culture/subculture is heading rather than where it currently is, or worse, was – there’s the simple fact of doing things right. Because, as my Dad once said to me, if you’re not interested in doing that, then what’s the fucking point of doing it at all?

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Don’t Blame Insights For Your Lack Of Insight …

I know ‘insights’ aren’t in vogue these days – but I am still a massive believer in them.

Sure, I don’t think there’s ever a ‘one insight fits all’ solution and I appreciate that what many people/companies pass as an insight is anything but … however to dismiss them out of hand seems idiotic, especially when you see what people are using in their place.

Observations.
Generalisations.
Global human truths.

Of course, there are other ways you can understand the issues and viewpoints society has towards issues and categories [which I am also a massive fan of] but the power of insights is that it gives you understanding WHY people do things not just WHAT they do and used correctly, can open up opportunities and possibilities that would otherwise never see the light of day.

I say this because I recently saw something that made me smile for the sheer truth of it …

I mean, for something we all do, it is amazing how we all have a relationship with our own toilet seats. Of course it has a lot to do with it being located in an environment that is ours – one we only share with those we know and/or are related to – but the ‘pull’ of doing our business on our own seat is something many will relate to.

But what I particularly like in that definition is the word ‘trust’.

The idea our bums have to trust ‘the seat’ is fascinating to me …

Raising all manner of issues from hygiene to history to relationships and god knows what else.

That’s not just insightful, it ignites a whole lot of ideas that could work for all manner of brands and products … an insight that elevates how you see what you can be, not just what you do. A way to connect and engage with people rather than just be about them.

Oh, I know what some people would say about this:

“But if this could be used for a range of products, it means it’s not unique to a particular brand … plus it’s hardly positive, so it’s unappealing for use”.

And to them, I’d say they don’t understand creativity … because putting aside the fact this isn’t ‘unappealing’, even if it was it wouldn’t mean the work would be, because insights are there to allow the work to take lateral leaps not be literal expressions of it.

But that’s where we are these days.

Which is why companies want insights that are directly linked to their specific brand/product rather than the audiences and contexts they deal in … even though [1] rarely do they actually exist and [2] if they do, they’re boring or lacking any motivational appeal.

As I’ve said many times, my problem with the industry is we’re more focused on the process than what the process is meant to serve. Obsessed with saying what we want people to think is important than saying what people find important. Obsessed with pleasing our bosses than our audiences.

Which is why one of the most important lessons all agencies and client should embrace is something Mr Martin Weigel said about 10,000 years ago …

“You can be relevant as hell and still be boring as fuck.”

Don’t blame insights. Blame what people think is an insight.

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