The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


The Ceremony Of Purchase In The Pursuit Of Perfection …

Over the years I’ve written a lot about brands who spend time and money ensuring their customers feel they’ve purchased something of significantly greater value than the functional cost of the item they’ve purchased.

The original ‘brand experience’ as it were.

There’s Tiffany with their iconic ‘little blue box’.

There’s Apple with their packaging and attention to detail.

Hell, there’s even Absolut with their special edition bottles – though I accept that’s more a satisfying novelty than something that builds real additional value for the brand.

But what I find interesting is for all the talk of ‘brand experience’, most brands – except those truly in the luxury space – suck at it. And that’s not counting the masses of brands who don’t even bother with it – often believing their customers should consider themselves fortunate for owning whatever it is they’ve just handed over their cash to buy.

But that aside … the problem with a lot of ‘brand experience’ is it’s starting point is the cost to do it, not the emotion they ignite because of it – so we end up with countless Temu versions of whatever it is they want to do or what they think people want to get.

Now I am not saying that these approaches don’t work or aren’t liked, but we end up in parity status very quickly – which has the result of completely nullifying whatever ‘value’ you hoped you would get from it in the first place.

The reality is experience is less about what you do and how you do it …

Not just for distinctiveness.
Not just for memorability.
But because it conveys what you value and the standards you keep.

This should be obvious as hell – but the problem is, when companies evaluate it against the cost – or time – many view it as an expense rather than an investment in their brand and customer relationship, so before you know it, they strip things back to its most basic form.

It’s why I love how Japanese brands tend to approach brand experience.

As a society, care and attention seem to be built into the DNA.

You just have to see how they package anything to realise they – if anything – over engineer brand experience.

It’s a culture that places high importance on standards, respect and consistency – which is why I like this video of someone picking up their new Lexus car.

On one level, it’s not that different to a lot of car manufacturers around the world who place a bow or blanket over a car when it’s about to be picked up, however when they do it – you know the amount of effort involved in executing is minimal, whereas this – whether part of a fixed process or not – requires commitment and time.

Is this overkill?

Yep.

Is this more culturally influenced than category?

Undoubtedly.

And is the whole thing a bit awkward?

For many, it absolutely would be.

However, the point of the Lexus example is less about what they do and more a case of showing a brand who are committed to expressing who they are and who they’re for – because where brand experience is concerned, too many companies approach this key part of the ‘sales process’ with passive energy whereas Japan is almost aggressive in ensuring its point of view in expressed in an active and engaged manner.

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Nothing Proves Like Inconvenience …

I’ve written a lot about the bullshit of brand purpose.

Or should I say the hijacking of purpose by marketing departments and agencies.

Far too often, we see companies where their ‘purpose’ has no day-to-day impact on the operations or decisions they make beyond pushing their marketing messages and promotions. For these orgs, purpose is positioned simply as ‘something we hope might change’ rather than actively doing stuff that actively pushes it.

As they say in the UK, “the truth of the pudding is in the eating”, and a lot of corporate brand purpose tastes like bullshit.

That doesn’t mean the concept of purpose is entirely wrong.

Oh no.

However the reality is true brand purpose is born rather than manufactured – especially by a marketing department – so for every Patagonia, there’s a Unilever … which is why I find the easiest way to see who is talking truth versus shite is simply by exploring how much inconvenience they’ll accept and embrace.

Recently I saw an interesting example of a brand who not just embraced inconvenience, but demanded it.

An example which I imagine caused all manner of friction and tension throughout the company.

And yet, when you think about who the company were and – more importantly – who they wanted to become, you see it as absolute commitment to their beliefs and ambitions.

Take a look at this …

Now I appreciate some would read that and only see the problems … the costs … the disruptions … the impact on productivity … the C-Suite ‘bullying’. But they’re probably the same people who think purpose is about ‘wrapping paper’ rather than beliefs and actions … which is why I kinda-love this.

I love how much they were pushing it and how they pushed it.

It was important to them.

Not for virtue signaling, not for corporate complicity – though I accept there’s a bit of that – but mainly because a company can’t talk about technology, creativity and the future while asking your very own colleagues to embrace the cheap, the convenient and the conformist.

Just to be clear, this is VERY different to companies who mandate processes.

That’s about control and adherence.

A desire to keep things as they are rather than what they could be.

And to me, that’s the difference between those who ‘talk’ purpose and those whose actions are a byproduct of it.

Every day in every way.

Because as the old trope goes, it’s only a principal if it costs you something and the reality is – like strategy – too many talk a good game but will flip the moment they think they could make/save a bit more cash.

Apple may have a lot of problems, but fundamentally, they mean what they say and show it in their actions – both in the spotlight, but also in the shadows … where very few people will ever see – as exemplified by Jobs famous ‘paint behind the fence‘ quote.

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Company Culture Reveals More About Leadership Than Employees …

I’ve written a lot about office culture in the past.

Like here. And here … to name but two.

I’ve talked about how I was deeply skeptical of companies who claimed it until I worked at Wieden.

Mainly because that was the only place where I felt they truly had one.

Shaped by the philosophies of Dan and Dave but evolved by the people in the agency.

Born rather than planned.

A byproduct of the people in the place, not a mandate from the people running the place.

A culture that created the identity of the work but also held people to account for what they did and contributed.

Some people hated it.

Some people were made by it.

I was definitely in the latter camp … but recently I saw a quote that kind of summed up why I thought it was so good.

“Culture is the worst behaviour management will tolerate”

I love it.

I love it because it represents what culture is.

Not Hallmark Card happiness, but a mishmash of weird and wonderful.

Where people are allowed to be themselves but everyone knows what they’re there to do.

Wieden was great at it … giving freedom to people to express who they are, however weird it was. Or should I say, however weird they are.

Because the main thing was as long as it was serving the work – and not damaging others – they were OK with it.

In fact I once asked what it took to be fired from the place given all the ‘unique’ things I had seen. OK, that I had personally done and got away with … to which the answer was, “it happens if you don’t care about the work and don’t push to keep making the best work of your life”.

That – ladies and gentleman – is culture.

Not beanbags or dress down Friday … but self-created, self-policed expression.

But that self-policed bit is important.

Because as much as Wieden felt like an art school a lot of the time, people knew was only possible if people respected the freedom they were given and trusted to embrace. Anyone who took the piss was often dealt with by the people in the place. Not to put them down or dictate how they should behave … but to ensure they knew the responsibility they had in maintaining the openness everyone else got to enjoy.

Which is why you can’t plan culture, you can just create the conditions for it.

And that’s what separates those who get it and those who don’t. Who can’t.

Which is why writing this post today is especially appropriate given it’s Colenso’s founders day.

A day where the agency shuts its doors so the people inside can go and play.

Because Colenso is another agency who ensure creativity always wins.

It has – and does – continually do it, regardless of employees, leadership or client.

And in Colenso’s case, we’ve been doing it for over 5 decades.

Because there’s something in the water of the place.

Let’s be honest, any individual or company can have a good year or two … but only those who have a true creative culture get to perform at that level for so long.

Of course that doesn’t mean other agencies are bad – far from it – but it does mean many are in the business of trading creativity whereas some are actually believers in the power and creation of it.

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My 9 Year Old Is Better Than Every Branding Agencies Naming Process … And Probably Every Branding Agency.

So a few weeks ago, Otis – aged 9 – turned to me and said:

“Why didn’t Apple call their charging cable, ‘Apple Juice’?

I know he’s my son … my brilliant, wonderful son … but you have to admit, that’s brilliant.

Up there with the time Apple gave their iMac’s names of fruit to correspond with their colour.

And back then it was hailed as a legendary marketing move … reframing, differentiating and humanising a tech company.

OK, so this isn’t that … but by the same token, it’s a damn sight better than a lot of stuff out there. Stuff created by people who are a lot older and on a lot more money than the small amount he gets Robux each month.

So I’m pretty proud, even though being a natural at marketing means I can’t look forward to a future where he pays for my life, not the other way around.

Damnit.

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It Doesn’t Matter If They Don’t Know, It Matters That You Do …

Over the years I’ve written a lot about the importance of craft.

About taking pride in doing the right thing, not the easiest.

Sweating the details, not just the obvious stuff.

Caring about how you do something as much as what you do.

And yet, despite so many companies talking big about how they’re a ‘premium brand’, it is amazing how a closer inspection, their actions and values reveal something else.

At least where craft is concerned.

Instead, everything they do is evaluated purely by their ability to design, manufacture and scale down to a price point rather than up to a definitive and differentiated standard.

It’s like their attitude is craft is vanity, cost is sanity.

And while the cost element is important, the irony is craft attracts profit, rather costs it.

Even more ironic is that it can do this without needing to make a big deal out of it … because to the people behind it, it’s not a big deal. For them, it’s simply about living up to the standards their brand deserves/expects through the professionalism and passion they live by.

Now I appreciate that may sound – at best – counter-intuitive and – at worst – pretentious as fuck. But the reality is that to the people who buy what they make, they can sense it.

And I say ‘sense’ because sometimes it’s literally a feeling.

A feeling everything has been deliberate, considered and fussed over.

It might be the materials.
Or it might be the packaging.
It may even be a tiny detail they don’t even see until someone else notices it.

A great example of that last point is this from PlayStation.

I love this.

I love it with all my heart.

Many would never know it. Many may not even feel it.

But when they eventually discover it … it will change how they feel about it.

Reinforcing what makes this brand special. How much it cares about standards. And who it is.

But even if that doesn’t happen, it is OK.

Because often this is not done to benefit the end customer, but to satisfy the values and standards of the creator.

And far too often, that attitude is viewed as an indulgent expense when the reality is, it’s the greatest investment you can make in helping create who you can become.

Which is why Steve Jobs talked about the importance of ‘painting behind the fence’.

Or in the case of Playstation, texturing behind the controller.

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