The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


You Are The Company That You Keep …

Today is a special day for me.

A special day because of a birthday and an anniversary.

Not mine, but people who are important to me …

I had written a long post to them that went on a tangent to talk about investing in your own relevance.

That however young you are today, you’ll become an old fuck one day.

But I couldn’t wrap it up so I have left it for another day … instead, I am writing a post about the importance of your relationships.

Have a look at this …

At first glance, what do you see?

A Lego ad campaign?

Yeah … me too.

But then, when you look again, there’s that weird-as-fuck headline.

“Super Sweet And Fake Tasting”

What the absolute fuck? Has Lego gone rogue and decided to make social commentary on their own product?

Well obviously they haven’t … it’s simply an alcohol ad that has been stuck on the end of those 3 posters that – because of the colours of the poster frames – looks like it’s all part of the same campaign.

Now on one hand it’s funny. But I wouldn’t be laughing if I was the Lego client.

Putting aside their choice of headline colour – with the B&W image – makes it look like a Sainsbury’s ad [albeit Sainsbury’s aren’t in NZ], I’d be VERY disappointed the media team and/or the billboard company did not see the problematic nature of this linkage.

I mean, it’s pretty obvious.

Lego … kids, wholesome, creative. Alcohol … errrrm, less so.

Look, I get we all make mistakes, but what this says to me is that no one asked – or cared to ask – the right questions.

The client.
The media agency.
The billboard company.

Fuck, the only one who gets off here is the creative company, because they’d be as pissed off as the client.

Of course I’m not really surprised this has happened because in the quest for the lowest price possible, there seems to be more focus on having a programatic, optimised and systemised system and process than actually giving a fuck about your brands contexts, craft and associations.

It blows my mind how few clients care about ‘placement’.

They’ll argue till they’re blue in the face over the size of their logo, but rarely go into depth about the placement and contexts of where they appear.

And yet many clients think media agencies are professional and creative are the children.

Now of course there’s some amazing media agencies out there … agencies who think in terms of communication rather than media.

But the market has become so fixated on price, they’re forgetting – or not valuing – one vital element about brand building.

It’s not just about who you are, it’s about the company that you keep.

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PS: If anyone from Lego reads this, this post is because I love you. And you know this because I told you that when you invited me to talk at your global conference thing. Plus you’ve been very good and kind to me – and Otis – over the years. But the fact is, despite this being an isolated incident, you deserve better than this. You should demand better than this. So hold people to standards, not just price points and please don’t ask for any of the freebies you’ve sent me to be returned. Please!!!

PS2: It’s Easter holiday tomorrow and Monday so there will be no blog posts till next Tuesday. In the meantime, I’ll be looking longingly at the Hot Cross Buns and Easter Eggs I won’t be eating and wishing April Fools was on a Tuesday, rather than a Monday. Have fun.

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Logic Gets The Nods, But Curiosity Gets The Interest …

Let me start by saying I acknowledge I have no idea what I am talking about.

While I like to think I am a man of the world, the reality is I’m a man so shouldn’t be even talking about things like this.

However …

A few weeks ago, I was in Melbourne, Australia.

While I was walking around the city, I came across this:

Now I appreciate that – like jeans – people may have a favourite bra, however is there enough demand to want a shop to ‘bring them back to life’? Also, while I’m at it … what does ‘bring it back to life’ even mean?

While I’m at it, why would they call it ‘Peek A Bra’?

There’s so many possibilities … some good, some interesting and some that would totally show my age so I’ll shut up in fear of getting cancelled or just looking especially tragic. But most of all, why the hell did they print it on top of another sign that wasn’t cleaned properly?

Unsurprisingly, Peek A Bra had closed down … another idea lost to the realms of time … and yet despite that, it’s captured my imagination in ways many more ‘obvious’ brands have continually failed to achieve, which serves as a reminder that while products or services have to satisfy a real need, marketing works when it captures your curiosity.

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Earned, Not Expected …

Hello. I’m back again.

And I think I’m back for a few weeks now … you must be so happy.

Cue: Evil laugh.

OK, let’s get on with it shall we?

So one of the things I’ve loved about getting healthier, is walking around my neighbourhood.

Going down random streets.

Seeing at new shops.

Just getting a better sense and connection to the place I currently call home.

And on my travels, I came across this.

I have to say, I love it.

People may see it as an old piece of paper stuck on their window, but I don’t see it like that.

I see pride.

Pride in where they come from.

Pride in what Pita created.

Pride in Pita’s craft and skills.

Pride in what Bob – and Charlie – continue to do.

Pride in how they approach their work.

Pride in their community.

Pride in their longevity.

Pride in their role.

I have no idea how long that piece of paper has been up – and given how faded it is, it would suggest a while – but at a time where so many people and companies are ‘bigging themselves up’ based on the most superficial of reasons, it’s lovely to see someone honour their experience in service of their community, rather than adopt the attitude that people should be grateful they exist and acknowledge them.

Given all the talk our industry spouts about communities, fandom and membership … this may be one of the key areas many forget to highlight or recognise. Possibly because in their desperation to look like a ‘Linkedin leader’, they spend their time ‘codifying’ how they think communities operate, rather than recognise the emotional conditions that explain why it does.

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Forget The Inside, Sometimes It’s The Outside That Counts …

This is the last post for a week because I’m off again.

I know … I know … it’s getting ridiculous, but consider my jet-lag, your mental health.

Talking of mental health … I’ve not had a drop of alcohol for 38 years.

THIRTY EIGHT.

But despite that, I do find myself buying it on occasion … mainly when those occasions are an extremely rare dinner invite and/or a desire to show gratitude towards someone in particular.

And when that happens, I remind myself how easily influenced I can be.

Because as we saw in 2007, my biggest motivator is the packaging rather than the quality of the product.

Well, I say that, but it has to be a brand I’ve at least heard of – a brand I associate with some sort of quality – but fundamentally, it’s all about the packaging.

Recently I wanted to get something for our old neighbour in LA.

It was his birthday … he’s an amazing human … and he invited me to his dinner. [I was in town, so it wasn’t some totally empty gesture]

So I rushed to a bottle shop and was immediately hit with a wealth of choices and options and so what did I end up choosing?

This.

Yep, a bottle of Veuve in a pseudo orange SMEG fridge.

Frankly it looked ridiculous … hell, it is ridiculous … but it’s also my kind of ridiculous, despite even my low-class tastes thought that for 2 brands that are supposedly ‘premium’, the way they combined looked cheap and tragic.

But unsuprisingly, my inner Dolly ‘it-costs-a-lot-of-money-to-look-this-cheap’ Parton, took over and I handed over my cash and walked out full of smugness and slight humiliation.

Now I don’t know the background to this collab.

I don’t know the process they took to get here,

And while on one level it makes some-sort-of-sense, it also is completely and utterly bonkers … and that’s why I love it.

Because in a world of sensible, it’s nice to see ridiculous win.

Yes, I appreciate Apple’s ‘ceremony of purchase’ packaging strategy is next level … but in terms of what I call, ‘social luxury’, the use of ridiculous packaging – as seen in the fragrance industry – is arguably, the most sensible thing they can do.

For all the processes, models and eco-systems being pushed by so many people right now, it’s interesting how few actively encourage searching for the weird edges. Ironically, they build approaches where the aim is to filter these out before they even have a chance to see what they can do. Which is why as much as the we laugh at the superficiality of fragrance companies and some alcohol brands, they can teach us more about standing out than all these models that seem obsessed with making sure we all ‘fit in’.

So who are the stupid ones now eh?

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When Dark Isn’t Dark Enough …
March 13, 2024, 8:15 am
Filed under: Attitude & Aptitude, Comment, Marketing, Names

A few weeks ago, I wrote about a male scent that was based on the movie, Friday The 13th.

In the post, I’ve waxed lyrical about how the scent category makes absolutely no sense and yet [1] it kinda does, given what it’s ultimately selling and [2] as much as I laugh at it, I also kinda love it.

I say that because recently I saw the name of a Tom Ford scent …

Noir Extreme!

NOIR EXTREME!!!

Hahahahahaha …

When I saw it, I couldn’t help think of this scene from the mockumentary, Spinal Tap.

I can just imagine the scene at the naming meeting.

Boss:
“We need it to sound dark and mysterious”.

Overly keen exec:
“What about ‘noir’ … that seems it fits the bill”.

Boss:
“Yes, but we need it to be more emotive … more masculine … more dark”.

Overly keen exec:
“What about Raw Noir?”.

Boss:
“Not dark enough”

Overly keen exec:
“What about Noir Noir?”.

Boss:
“Sounds too much like an 80’s pop band”.

Overly keen exec:
“I’ve got it … I’ve got it … what about Noir Extreme?”.

Boss:
“I love it … there’s nothing more noir than extreme noir”.

Which is why as much as strategy likes to talk about ‘laddering’ … to get to push ideas to new places, there’s no one more adept at it than the scent industry. Which is why it can only be a matter of time before we can look forward to a range of male scents with names like ‘Vicious Death’, ‘Hardcore Evil’ or – potentially the most extreme of all – ‘Pong Like Putin’.

You heard it here first. Ahem.

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