The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Company Culture Reveals More About Leadership Than Employees …

I’ve written a lot about office culture in the past.

Like here. And here … to name but two.

I’ve talked about how I was deeply skeptical of companies who claimed it until I worked at Wieden.

Mainly because that was the only place where I felt they truly had one.

Shaped by the philosophies of Dan and Dave but evolved by the people in the agency.

Born rather than planned.

A byproduct of the people in the place, not a mandate from the people running the place.

A culture that created the identity of the work but also held people to account for what they did and contributed.

Some people hated it.

Some people were made by it.

I was definitely in the latter camp … but recently I saw a quote that kind of summed up why I thought it was so good.

“Culture is the worst behaviour management will tolerate”

I love it.

I love it because it represents what culture is.

Not Hallmark Card happiness, but a mishmash of weird and wonderful.

Where people are allowed to be themselves but everyone knows what they’re there to do.

Wieden was great at it … giving freedom to people to express who they are, however weird it was. Or should I say, however weird they are.

Because the main thing was as long as it was serving the work – and not damaging others – they were OK with it.

In fact I once asked what it took to be fired from the place given all the ‘unique’ things I had seen. OK, that I had personally done and got away with … to which the answer was, “it happens if you don’t care about the work and don’t push to keep making the best work of your life”.

That – ladies and gentleman – is culture.

Not beanbags or dress down Friday … but self-created, self-policed expression.

But that self-policed bit is important.

Because as much as Wieden felt like an art school a lot of the time, people knew was only possible if people respected the freedom they were given and trusted to embrace. Anyone who took the piss was often dealt with by the people in the place. Not to put them down or dictate how they should behave … but to ensure they knew the responsibility they had in maintaining the openness everyone else got to enjoy.

Which is why you can’t plan culture, you can just create the conditions for it.

And that’s what separates those who get it and those who don’t. Who can’t.

Which is why writing this post today is especially appropriate given it’s Colenso’s founders day.

A day where the agency shuts its doors so the people inside can go and play.

Because Colenso is another agency who ensure creativity always wins.

It has – and does – continually do it, regardless of employees, leadership or client.

And in Colenso’s case, we’ve been doing it for over 5 decades.

Because there’s something in the water of the place.

Let’s be honest, any individual or company can have a good year or two … but only those who have a true creative culture get to perform at that level for so long.

Of course that doesn’t mean other agencies are bad – far from it – but it does mean many are in the business of trading creativity whereas some are actually believers in the power and creation of it.

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The 8 Mile Strategy For Interior Design [Ahem] …

Yes I’m back.

No, I can’t tell you what I did.

Or who for.

Or even where I went.

And I won’t ask if you missed me because I wouldn’t hear a response.

Not because I don’t allow comments anymore, but because no one reads this blog anymore.

If they ever did anyway, given any visitor was here to either insult me or read the insults.

Anyway … let’s get on with it, shall we?

Every home has a room that’s a bit of a disaster.

The one that doubles up as a storeroom.
The one that you never got round to unpacking.
The one that just seems more trouble than it’s worth.

The same happens in offices.

The meeting room no one really likes.
The meeting room that feels claustrophobic.
The meeting room that no one uses for client meetings because it’s a bit shit.

But in an open plan office world, meeting rooms are at a premium … so those ‘happiness sucking spaces’ often end up being used as a last resort, even though it is literally the last place you want to be.

We have one of those spaces.

A room that makes dentist waiting rooms feel exciting.

It’s called ‘the attic’ … because, quite frankly, it’s out of the way and uninviting.

But recently we had a client video call in that room and we’ve never felt more self-conscious, so we finally decided to change it.

However rather than try and change the feel of that miserable space, we chose to own it.

Welcome to the most boring room in Colenso. Literally.

I know … I know … you may be thinking, ‘why would you do such a thing when you could have changed everything’?

And I get that, but there’s 2 reasons …

First, as Eminem taught us in the movie 8 Mile, when you own your truth, no one can own you.

Second, the great irony of being self-aware – even when it’s about something dour – is that you can end up being more interesting than those places you know are trying their hardest to be interesting.

That’s not dissing the importance of physical space because it’s real and it’s important.It can play a huge role in influencing and shaping how people engage, interact and explore shit.

But at the heart of great working environments is that they have been shaped by the culture of the org rather than a byproduct of it.

As I said years ago in Campaign …

And so while this might be the most boring room in Colenso – and it is – by owning that fact, it’s weirdly become a place we’re OK with being in rather than trying our hardest to avoid.

God humans are weird aren’t we!?

But not as weird as that room.

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Are You Playing To Succeed Or Simply Not To Lose?

Let me start by saying this post may sound harsh as fuck – especially if you’re relatively young, but hang in there.

If you can be bothered.

So a few weeks ago, I saw a chart by Edward Cotton that was designed to help planners identify their ‘super power’ to enable them to better identify their strengths and be more focused in their professional development.

It’s a generous thing to do from a generous person and yet I decided to question it.

Like a prick.

And why did I decide to do this?

Because I don’t know if people can self-define their ‘super power’.

I don’t know if people have the objectivity to be able to identify that.

More than that … I find the term ‘super power’ both misleading and potentially dangerous because what he was really helping people identify was ‘where they felt the most comfortable’.

Now I appreciate there is value in identifying – and validating – that, however it doesn’t necessarily mean that makes you good at what you do.

Which is why I challenged his chart … because as much as I appreciate it was done for absoluely good reasons, the entire industry seems to be moving further and further away from what strategy is supposed to be about.

Moving away from enabling change and creation to being a discipline that celebrates ‘self-serving, personal intelligence’.

It blows my mind how many people are writing how to do stuff without having actually ever done stuff.

Or at least, stuff of note.

To use a shit analogy, anyone can kick a ball, but few have won a European Cup.

And while everyone is entitled to an opinion, you don’t get to express it with the confidence of God when you have neither the experience or the objectivity to make an informed judgement.

But that’s where we’re at these days.

Everyone is an expert.

Everyone has ideas, opinions and viewpoints expressed as fact, law or established protocol.

Hell, even the acknowledged experts often lack the experience of making something great. Oh they’ve made stuff … but few have achieved something with gamechanging significance, and yet somehow they are positioned as commercial rockets when in reality they’re insurance salesman.

There’s nothing wrong with that except when you don’t admit that. But even then, they’re still waaaaaay better than the self-defined god.

On one level I get it.

The industry is rewarding popularity and ‘thought leadership’ [ahem!] over those who actually make stuff and so there’s a massive incentive to say/repeat interesting stuff rather than do interesting stuff … and nothing highlights how fucked our industry has become than that.

Just to be clear, I know not everyone is like this and contrary to what it may sound like, I am cool with anyone expressing their opinions and ideas.

I’m excited about it actually.

My issue is when it’s expressed with an attitude of self-righteousness.

Where any other opinion is a lesser, incorrect opinion.

Strategy is in danger of losing clarity on what it’s here to do and how we should be evaluating it.

We’re more obsessed with writing theories than doing stuff … resulting in us being in danger of becoming a discipline of paper pushers. Producers of endless digital landfill consisting of decks and newsletters that – in many cases – are not fit for purpose or usage. A back-slapping group of co-dependency … with a focus on achieving industry status rather than making work of note and change.

Now it has to be said that while it’s easy to blame the discipline, the reality is the lack of training that is being invested by agencies and companies that is a big driver of this situation.

Rather than invest in the knowledge, skills and quality of their people, they are – at best – outsourcing to 3rd parties or – at worst – leaving their people to find and fund their own development.

Seeking standardised approaches rather than valuing independent thinking.

What rubs salt into this already ugly wound is that many agencies either give away the strategy they do for their clients – preferring to make money on time and production rather than expertise and value – or acting like shit consultancies/corporate lawyers, creating endless ‘process loops’ so they can profit from keeping the problem alive rather than helping them move forward to a better place.

What the hell?!

Add to that the people agencies are outsourcing training to are often ‘teaching’ methodologies that are both generic and self-serving. And don’t get me started on the planners selling their ‘training’ when many never achieved a standard that justifies their right to teach … demonstrated by them constantly using examples they never made, post-rationalised or simply copied from those who actually did the work.

I get that sounds harsh, I get any training has some value … but this is serious stuff.

Standards matter.

Experiences matters.

Truth over harmony matters.

The reality is anything is easy for people who haven’t done it or don’t have to do it which is why I’m so enamoured with talent like Maya Thompson, Joel Goodhall, Priscilla Britton, Ayo Fagbemi, Tarik Fontenelle and Carina Huang – to name but a few – because where so many choose outlets that reinforce what they want to feel about themselves, they’re about putting themselves in situations where they’re pushed to push the work they want to create.

As I mentioned, the biggest problem here is the attitude companies and agencies have towards training and development. No one – especially junior planners – should ever have to pay for this and the fact many have to, or feel they have to, is outrageous. Almost as outrageous as those planners and experts who exploit them for personal gain.

[Which is why I must reiterate what Edward did was for entirely good reasons because he gives a shit, even if I disagree with what he did on this occasion]

However I cannot stress enough that if you want to grow, follow the advice I was given recently by a very successful football manager that I found myself interviewing.

He said: Learn from winners, not players.

I wrote about it here.

Just to be clear, this is not about age. It’s about people who have done stuff.

Who have tried, failed, explored, experimented and ultimately achieved.

At the highest level. Preferably more than once.

Now I’m not saying it’s easy.

And I know for a fact it’s not comfortable.

But it is most definitely worth it.

Because rather than feeling good about who you are and how you think, you’ll discover what you can do and who you can become.

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Why UBR Is Marketing ADD …

There is a lot of talk about a new term in marketing, called ‘UBR’.

UBR stands for Universal Buying Reason and there’s a lot of people seemingly wetting their pants over it. In essence, UBR is when a brand owns a position within a category that arguably, anyone within that category could have had, but they were first or the most consistent or invested in making it their or were simply, the biggest spenders behind it.

If you’re thinking this is not exactly new, you’d be right … but many people seem to be more obsessed with being associated with new terminologies or methodologies than actually making stuff that pushes brands and business to new places.

That’s why UBR feels like the next terminology trope in a long line of terminology tropes …

Brand Assets.
Brand Eco-Systems.
Global Human Truths.

Overly simplicitic labels that promote conformity under the guise of effectiveness or efficiency.

[And yes, I know Dan Wieden used to talk about Global Human Truths … and as I told him, he was wrong. Because while all Mum’s may love their kids, a Mum in Wuhan shows it in very different ways than a Mum in Washington, and to ignore that nuance is to ignore truth for convenience and complicity. And as anyone worth their salt will tell you, often it’s the nuance that is the difference between doing things for people or about them]

Of course, like all trope trends, there’s some value in what is being said about UBR – after all, its hardly a new concept given countless brands and categories have used this approach for literally decades, from alcohol to jewellery.

But what some of the people pushing UBR are seemingly forgetting – or not understanding – is that even at the most functional level of category marketing, it requires depth and consideration to fully release its potential … and frankly the lack of discussion about that highlights the industries obsession with providing clients with easy answers/solutions rather than encouraging/pushing/provoking them to appreciate the rewards [and shareholder benefit, let alone expectation] of putting in the hard work to identify how they can consistently build their value, role and position.

What scares me most is that some of the people ‘fluffing UBR’ – but thankfully not all – are in jobs where they’re paid to help clients with their business … and yet they talk in incredibly generalistic and simplistic terms about something that has context and complexity.

Where the hell is their objectivity?
Where is the understanding?
Where is the nuance?

It all feels like a desperate play to be seen as an industry thought leader, where the goal is to highjack whatever seems to be getting industry traction and then aligning themselves to it.

What’s worse is we’ve seen how this approach works as more and more people value and aspire speed and status over substance and experience … and I don’t really care that makes me sound old, because it actually has nothing to do with age, and everything to do with valuing what our industry can do when we do it with craft, understanding and ambition.

What sums it all up [for me] is how one of the brands the UBR advocates bang on about is Tesco’s.

I get why, because on face value, Tesco’s is a supermarket like every other supermarket.

But …

All it takes is a quick look at Tesco’s history – from their foundation in 1919 through to the many acts and actions they’ve embraced and led over 100 years, from the ‘computers for schools’ program to challenging EU law to give their customers access to products at the same price as their European cousins and a million things in-between – and they’d see the ‘Every Little Helps’ position is not something ‘anyone’ could say, but something far more specific to them specifically … something they’ve continually reinforced and invested in through retail, customer and cultural innovation as opposed to just the repetition of a category trope.

It’s yet another example of people needing to know their history before they can claim they’re creators of it.

Or – said another way – why clients and the industry at large, need to get back to valuing those who have DONE and DO shit, rather than just talk it … regardless how popular or well-meaning they may be.

[OK, ‘talking shit’ is harsh, but it sounded good in that sentence, so forgive me]

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for pushing knowledge and possibilities, I’m just not for people putting lipstick on a dead sheep and calling it Ms World.

And don’t get me started on how many of these people are ultimately downplaying someone else’s creative excellence to make it all about them.

Wow, that’s like a rant from 2010. Felt good. Thanks industry trope for waking me up.

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Are You An April Tool?

This blog has been going for a loooooooong time.

Which means, it’s had its fair share of April Fool posts.

Some have been very good [even though I say it myself] with different industry people picking it up and commenting on it thinking it’s real.

And some being utterly, utterly shite.

But this year I decided not to do one.

Not because I couldn’t be bothered.
Nor because I couldn’t think of what to do.
Not because it was an Easter holiday on April 1.
But because after a while, it just becomes a bit boring.

I say this because a lot of brands don’t seem to get that. Instead, they keep doing the same thing over and over again without realising the audience have moved on.

That might be because of ego. That might be because of a lack of self-awareness. That might be because they don’t even know who the fuck their audience is … but whatever the reason, they keep doing what they do regardless.

And one of those things they keep repeating is ‘hijacking culture’.

By that I mean either during or after a topical event … they hire a van, slap a billboard on the back, put some headline on it that refers to whatever event they are ‘leveraging’ and then drive back and forth so a photographer can snap it in situ and then send it to the press or put it on the socials.

Hey, sometimes it’s really good.

But often, it just feels pretty sad.

Especially when lots of companies are all trying to do exactly the same thing for the same event at the same time.

Look I get it … it’s a way to get boost attention.

It’s also a way to show your client – or their bosses – you’re ‘on the ball’.

Can’t criticise that … except in many cases, it also seems to have a subliminal admission that they need to borrow from others to make people care about them.

Which is less good.

Yes, I know I’m being a bit of a pedantic asshole here, but here’s the thing … when people expect brands to do this stuff, then you have to accept that you’re no longer ‘hijacking’ anything, you’re simply conforming.

Of course there are ways to do it well.

Wieden were the masters and – arguably – the originators of it.

Which was basically to do stuff that ‘added to the cultural conversation, not just stole from it.

They did it with NIKE for literally decades.

Olympics.
Superbowls.
World Cups.
Winning.
Failing.
Achievements.
Retirements.
Fines.
Spectaculars.

But achieving it wasn’t simply down to great talent, great clients or being quick at doing stuff like this, it was down to 3 things.

Creatives co-run/run the account, not simply make the ads.
They understand the culture around the category, not just the category.
They think in terms of owning the brand voice, not just launching campaigns.

What the combination means is everyone feels there role and purpose is more than just making advertising, but finding how … where … when and who the brand can/should a voice and point of view. It’s more than just being pro-active, it’s a confidence in your preparation.

You know what the brand will say.
You know how the brand will say it.
You know what the culture of the audience want and need.

You’re moving things forward because you’re always moving things forward. Seeing your role as far more than simply fulfilling ‘campaign requirements’ and ‘unexpected opportunities’ but directly and continually driving, shaping and influencing the behaviour and energy of the vision and role of the brand in culture.

Many people will say they do that, few do.

Instead they just churn out stunts or puns that often end up being more for the ego of the people involved than the benefit of the audience it is supposedly for.

Which is the heart of what, in my opinion, separates brands/agencies who get it and those who pretend they do.

Because the wannabes and imposters talk about how they will make the masses love their brand, whereas the real deal know it’s about the brand showing and expressing who they love and who they are for.

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