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Look, I get the whiteboard marker business is probably low on most people’s priority.
I also appreciate that if you work in this field, you probably want to feel like you’re doing something special … different … worth while … at least on a bigger scale than simply enabling people to write/draw rubbish in boardrooms.
But – and it’s a huge but – I can’t help but think the people behind the name for this whiteboard marker have slightly lost the plot …

Friendly?
Chisel?
Are they stark raving mad?
I swear to god you would have to be the most coke-snorting maniac to come up with those names.
What’s so friendly about this marker?
Does it do the writing for you?
Does it make your scrawl suddenly look neat?
Do other whiteboard manufacturers make their product hold a knife against your throat?
As for chisel?
A tool designed to hit things that will leave their mark in stone forever is literally the opposite to a whiteboard marker in almost everyway.
Where did that come from?
Did they want to big-up their role and significance or is it their way to add a psychological element to their product in the hope it makes the middle management who use it think their scribblings is the second coming of christ?
I’d respect them more if they named it, ‘A RED PEN FOR BAD MEETINGS’.
Or even ‘THE LOOK LIKE YOU’RE CONTRIBUTING WITHOUT CONTRIBUTING PEN’ …
But a friendly chisel?
Talk about an oxymoron.
Chisel’s aren’t friendly. You have to hit them to make them do anything.
Calling it a ‘stupid chisel’ might be more appropriate which is why the name of this bloody whiteboard pen has depressed me more than being invited to a 6 hour ‘brainstorm’ led by a middle manager who thinks leading a discussion that no one will pay any attention to is a demonstration of their emerging power and influence.
And no, I am not going over-the-top over this issue one little bit.
Ahem.
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Before I start, let me ensure your Friday is even better than if you were being bathed in a sea of Crunchies by letting you know next week there will basically be no posts as I’m going to be back in the good ol’ USA.
Now I’ve given you a deep sense of joy, let me rip that away from you with some bitching.
So I saw this ad for Kontor – a company that helps other companies find their perfect space.
Now I appreciate I have the style sense of an Australian [Boom Tish] but I must admit I am a bit confused regarding the image they’re using in the ad.
If it’s an example of an office environment they think is good, then I am afraid they’re badly mistaken.
It feels more like a hotel restaurant in any 3 star business hotel you can find across the US.
Or the Costa Coffee boardroom.
But if they’re trying to make it look like the sort of office environment a company would want to move away from … an office environment that Kontor can help them find … then I hate to say it, but it’s not bad enough.
Let me be a bit clearer …
Yes, it’s horrific, but in terms of an image for use in an ad on a tube, it’s no where near horrific – or nice – enough to make whatever point they want to make and so for the poor schmuck stuck on the tube looking at it, you end up wondering if Kontor have as bad taste as me both in terms of what they hate and what they love.
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One of the things that really shook me working in the US was how hierarchal it was.
Of course I appreciate not all companies are like this, but in my experience, there were a huge amount who were.
Where the person with the highest title won.
Regardless how right – or wrong – they were.
And what this led to was a bunch of talented people opting for the easier life.
Where they did what the most important person in the room wanted, because ultimately it meant they would have less stress and could go home on time.
Or realised their career growth was about managing up rather than being great.
I don’t blame them – especially those who had families to feed – I just found it sad and alien.
Sad … because I saw incredibly talented people being restrained and restricted.
Alien … because I had been brought up to see management as enabling people to make the best work of their life.
Directing rather than dictating.
Creating the time, space and energy to let your team craft the work not focus on the politics.
But in America, this didn’t seem to be the case … it felt it was much more about following orders rather than solving the challenge in the most interesting and exciting of ways.
I kind-of wrote about this before, but the reason I’m saying it now is because I recently read a book that reminded me of some of the things I saw and – to a degree – experienced.
A book that reinforced why I will always love Wieden – and now R/GA – because they were founded by individuals who value creativity rather than devaluing age.
The book I’m talking about is called “Disrupted: Ludicrous Misadventures in the Tech Start-up Bubble” and was written by ex-Newsweek journalist Dan Lyons.
It’s a humorous tale of his experience working for the tech/marketing company Hubspot and – without giving anything away – it’s a total shitshow.
There’s a bunch of reasons for it … but as I read the book, I couldn’t help feel that many of them were because of this hierarchal practice that I saw in America.
It’s definitely a book worth reading because apart from just being enjoyable, it is super informative in how Silicon Valley works.
Even more specifically, how the finance of Silicon Valley works.
But if that doesn’t tempt you, then maybe this will.
You see Dan Lyons – the author – was a hardcore, tech journalist and yet when he joined Hubspot, he found himself in the marketing department. After experiencing the industry first hand, this is what he had to say about the conferences we love to go to and talk at …
“Marketing conferences are filled with wannabe gurus and ‘thought leaders’ who work themselves up into a revival-show lather about connecting with customers and engaging in holistic, heart-based marketing … which sounds like something I made up but is actually a real thing that really exists and is taken seriously by actual adult human beings, which makes me want to cry.”
Harsh?
Maybe.
True?
Definitely.


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Starting a new job is always slightly unnerving.
You want to make a quick, positive impression but you don’t know how everything works so you often end up asking ridiculous questions just to work out how to get through the day. To make it worse, you know people are judging your every move and so you can often end up presenting a side of you that really isn’t you at the very time you need to be showing exactly who you are and what you can do.
So while I am still on my probation at R/GA, I was kind-of happy they said they wanted to take a photo of me so they could use it in some material.
The happiness wasn’t because I love my photo taken [would you with a face like mine?] it’s because by them wanting publicly acknowledge I work for them, it seems I’m doing OK.
I say ‘seems’, because this is the photo they have ended up using.
They took quite a few pictures.
Some are – even by my ‘hate myself’ standards – OK.
And yet they ended up choosing the most ‘mischievous, caught in the act of evil, I’m-going-to-fuck-with-you, prepare-for-hell’ photo they could find, which can only mean this is their way of telling me I have 3 months to convince them to keep me because right now, they think I am a bit of an asshole.
Unfortunately, this only makes me like them and respect them more.
Damnit.