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A Mini Idea …
March 3, 2025, 7:15 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Advertising, Cars, Comment

Recently I was walking around where I live when I saw this …

Apart from being proud/relieved that the pranks from my childhood are still thriving [although, given I live in NZ, some may say it is evidence the country is running 20 years behind everywhere else] I couldn’t help think this could be a Mini ad campaign.

You see given how massive Mini’s are these days – at least compared to what they once were – I was surprised how small that one looked under that road cone.

With that in mind, maybe they could do a whole bunch of print ads that feature everyday objects from the road, which they then put next-to, or on, the car and – just like that – they’ve reinforced both the name of the brand as well as remind the car-buying public of its size advantage [albeit more because there’s so many bloody massive SUV’s on the roads these days, rather than because Mini are teeny-tiny]

You’re welcome BMW.

Please make your cheque payable to R Campbell.

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Give New A Chance To Surprise You …

One of the things I find hilarious about a lot of strategists, agencies and companies is how they talk about their openness towards innovation, but do all they can to maintain the status quo.

Oh, they’ll claim they give things a chance, it’s just their version of doing that is to immediately compare/judge any new approach against ways of working that have literally had decades to evolve and iron out any quirks … and so, generally, it is always going to end up being the unfairest of unfair fights.

However sometimes dismissal is not even about a lack of effectiveness.

Many times, it’s driven more by personal ego … where rejection occurs because a particular individual fears that any new methodology may result in them losing power and control and because of that, they’re openly hostile [and subjective] to anything being presented for consideration.

So what happens is the industry invents terminology that allows them to feel they’re being innovative but actually it’s all about conformity.

It’s why we hear the word ‘transformation’ banded about so much.

Oh when you hear that you think of acceleration … revolution … category redefinition … but what does it tend to really mean?

That’s right … it’s companies who have been left behind by years of ignorance/arrogance/complacently who finally realise they need to get their shit together so spend a fuckton of cash simply to be where everyone else has already been. The irony with this approach is that despite making such a big deal of their ‘transformation’, they still end up behind their competition because while they’ve been trying to play catch up, everyone else has been moving forward. Again.

But just as much as fearing innovation is harmful to your growth and potential, so is blindly accepting whatever new thing is available to you.

Far too often we’ve seen some companies embrace the new, shiny thing for the simple reason they want to be associated with the new, shiny thing.

Worse, they embrace it and then talk about it like it’s the finished article only to quietly move things aside when [1] they realise it may be shiny, but it’s not worthy or [2] there’s a newer, shinier thing that they need to be seen aligning themselves with.

Sadly adland is one of the worst at this. But so are the tech industries. And basically everyone on Linkedin, hahaha.

New is wonderful. It needs embracing, celebrating and championing. But most of all it needs patience and objectivity.

Patience for the idea to evolve, develop and see where it can go or goes.
Objectivity for you to be able to assess without bias, whether you’re dealing with hype or hope … allowing you the clarity to know if you have to protect it or kill it.

The last thing to remember is that sometimes, the thing an idea needs to work is ‘good timing’.

When I was younger, I never believed it when people [read: girlfriends, haha] said it was ‘bad timing’.

I thought it was just their way of getting out of seeing me.

And maybe it was … however as I got older, I’ve realized timing is a thing. Often an intangible, unexplainable, unmovable thing.

It may be driven by coincidence. It may be driven by circumstance. It may be driven by attitudinal shifts. But there are countless examples of ideas that were made or died because of timing, regardless of who was behind it, how much they spent on it or their history in doing it.

One of my favorite examples is the Toyota Prius.

The general view is Toyota launched the car in response to societies increased awareness of the car being a threat to the environment.

It may be true, after all the concept of the electric car had been around well before Toyota launched the Prius, albeit with continual failure.

[As an aside, there’s a documentary entitled ‘Who Killed The Electric Car’ that is well worth a watch]

However, I was told the development of the Prius had nothing to do with environmental concerns and was a byproduct of Toyota experimenting with their engineering capabilities. By pure chance, they developed a viable electric car at a time where society was changing/evolving … both in terms of environmental awareness but also economic situation. In essence, Prius was a happy accident of timing rather than forward planning.

As with most things, history has a million different authors … but given the Prius was so far ahead of other car manufacturers – and very different to Toyota’s traditional approach to car manufacturing – it feels there may be legitimacy as to how and why it succeeded and it had very little to do with being culturally aware.

Whatever the answer, the issue of ‘new’ is a complex one.

Too many people dismiss it.
Too many people fawn over it.

All I know is we should value it and respect it.

That doesn’t mean you can’t challenge or question, but in a world where everyone wants to give their hot take in the blink-of-an-eye, the smart people give ‘new’ the time to surprise and evolve as well as remember that on the occasions something doesn’t work out, they acknowledge it may not be the idea, but the times.

And times are always changing.

Just ask the horse. Or Ed Klein.

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The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same …

Years ago, when we had cynic, George did some research on car ownership in the UK.

It focused on how drivers – specifically, British male drivers – saw car heirarchy and how they reacted and responded to it in their daily lives.

I remember us presenting it to clients who were shocked by the spoken and unspoken rules and cues of the road.

I say this for 2 reasons.

1. I recently saw an old BBC program that perfectly encapsulates George’s findings.

2. It’s near the end of the year and I’m running out of things to write about.

[Don’t get too excited, it’s only temporary, and it’s not like it impacts quality, ha]

Ignoring point 2 for a moment, the documentary was fascinating.

An insight into the mind and behaviours of middle England.

The role of the class system.
The quest for materialism.
The importance of status.

And while the way they demonstrate this is equal parts sad, curious, petty and hilarious … it’s all underpinned by a level of transparency, honesty and self-awareness that you can’t help admire and kinda-relate to.

The need to be seen … to be respected … to progress … while all the time, being deeply aware of ‘your place’ in societies pecking order, including knowing how to deal with the expectations of behaviour placed upon you because of it.

While those not from the UK may read this and laugh at the ridiculousness of it all, I can assure you, it was not just very real, it was a source of huge personal anxiety, vulnerability and pressure.

Now I don’t know if this ‘company car driver attitude’ remains.

And I don’t know if the ‘company car driver’ attitude was more prevelent in the UK.

Plus I’m not even sure if company car ‘ownership’ is as big in the UK as it once was.

But what I do know is that before we judge those in the program, we should look at how we’re behaving currently as individuals and as a society … because it can be argued we’re more caught up in ‘materialism heirarchy’ than any British company car driver of 1994.

Hell, when status is now defined/judged/awarded as much by how we live as what we own, it could be said we’re more caught up in the rat race than ever before.

So enjoy the show, but remember it’s more a mirror than a moment in history.

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Painting Pictures In The Mind With The Art Of Petty Genius …

I’m back.

Worse, I’m back and ready to make ‘amends’ for not writing any posts for 5 days … I’m going to be writing some extra-long ones. Even by my overlong standards. However the good news is – unlike my usual standards – they are pretty good. I think. At least some of them.

So years ago I worked with on a global project for Mercedes.

One of the people they said I should meet was a dealer principal of a local Mercedes dealership in Derbyshire, England.

To be honest, I was thrilled as many companies try to keep you away from ‘the coal face’ to ensure their carefully constructed ‘delusion of perfection’ can be maintained … but they were pretty insistent I met this person.

What made it even more intriguing is when I asked them why, they replied, “Oh you’ll see”.

So, a week or so later, I found myself on a train heading to Derby to meet this gentleman.

Now let’s be honest, car salesman have a certain reputation …

A lot of the stereotypes are most likely bullshit – or shaped by a few bad eggs rather than the whole industry – but I admit I went in slightly cautious as to who I’d meet.

But the person I sat down with was one of the sharpest marketers I’ve ever met.

I also loved that – despite owning multiple different Mercedes dealerships, something like 20 – he called himself a ‘car salesman’.

He was passionate about the brand and equally as passionate about selling them and didn’t want to hide that fact.

He also said his Mum had told him she was embarrassed he introduced himself that way to people … which had motivated him to be even more focused on making his business successful.

One of the best examples of his attitude was his story about how he chose where to build a new dealership.

He was going to open a dealership in a new city and wanted it to be where all the competitor car dealerships were located. His attitude was it was better to be where everyone goes than to try and convince people to go somewhere out-the-way, just for him.

Apparently, there were a few available locations he could have built, but he had his heart set on one place … next to the local BMW dealership.

They were something like number 110 and he was going to be 111. [I can’t remember the exact numbers, but you get the point]

Anyway, by his own admission, he overspent on buying the land – but for him, there were three major reasons he wanted to be there.

The first was that he knew BMW was his main competitor and so if he was located next to them, most people in the market for that level of car would end up visiting both dealerships.

The second was that he knew many people saw the BMW and Mercedes brand as interchangeable. By that I mean their ‘quality and status’ were pretty similar so often the choice of vehicle came down to service standards and/or price.

Which led to his 3rd reason …

Because he wanted customers to feel Mercedes was the more ‘prestigious’ car to own before they had even entered the dealership – to increase the odds/desire to own – and so by choosing that specific location, he could run ads that signed off with:

Visit your local Mercedes dealership. One up from BMW.

Yep, he spent all that extra money just so he could do that with his ads.

And you know what?

It worked, because it became the most successful Mercedes dealership in the UK.

Of course, these days no one would ever do that sort of thing – at least in terms of marketing – because you’d have some ‘guru’ state ‘when you use a competitors name in your advertising, you’re promoting your competitor’.

It’s the same myopic thinking that has led to certain clients having a negative reaction to anything they perceive as negative … even if it is [1] just in the brief and/or [2] being used to elevate the value of your brand.

Now you may think this post is going to take a dark turn, but it’s not …

Because I tell this story because I saw something wonderful on Twitter/X about Everton Football club.

A story that reminded me of that Mercedes car salesman and his commitment to always finding ways to paint a particular image in people’s minds.

And while I appreciate in this case, it is so subtle that many may miss it … once you know, you’ll not only node your approval for their genius but – if you’re an Everton Fan – you’ll feel pride that you got one over the ol’ enemy.


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Blast From The Past …
September 2, 2024, 7:15 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Cars, England, Technology

So after a pretty traumatic week, I’m back.

It has been a bit of a rollercoaster, but all is looking settled and well now.

The patient is doing very well – despite me taking care of them – and so I thought I should get back to ruining other people’s day by writing this blog again. So here we go …

I’m so old I remember when car phones – literally a phone attached in a car – was a new thing.

An innovative thing.

A symbol of success and status. Or a salesman – hahaha.

You could tell which cars had them as they had a little aerial attached to the top of their rear windscreen to help send/receive the phone signal … except, in typical fashion, some companies started selling fake ‘stick-on’ aerials so people could pretend to have the tech, even though they weren’t really fooling anyone given they were in a green – if you could see the colour through all the rust – Austin Metro.

But for those who wanted something real, but cheaper [at least in terms of buying the thing and connecting the thing] … there was a phone system called ‘Rabbit’.

To be honest, Rabbit was utterly shit. Because rather than a phone, it was basically a pager system … where the only way you could make/receive/listen to calls or voicemail was if you were within 20 meters of a designated transmitting station. And there weren’t many of them about. In fact the main places you’d find them was at a Motorway Service Station or a Little Chef cafe. So because of the restriction and limitation of use, it meant you had to keep pulling in to those places to ‘check’ or ‘make’ calls … which was not only inconvenient, but expensive.

Of course I had one.

Even though I had no one to call and no one to call me.

But I remember feeling it was amazing … even more so when Rabbit became the ‘Orange’ network and, as a customer, it meant I could get access to the newest, latest, coolest Nokia GSM phone.

So I did.

Even though I couldn’t afford to call someone or have someone call me.

There’s few things that have given me the thrill and excitement of that phone.

The feeling I was entering a new dawn of independence and innovation.

And I include AI in that statement.

Maybe because mobile phones felt more about freedom whereas AI feels more about productivity. Of course I appreciate what AI can do and allow … but I get more excited by technology that enables me to stretch my boundaries rather than do it for me.

Which is why when I saw this phone in a car recently – not working, obvs – I felt more of a thrill than I will when the next iPhone is launched. Maybe because back then, tech was about liberation and possibility rather than pure profitability and control.

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