The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Rubble With A Cause …

Recently I came across this photo of the old Wembley being demolished …

And while I know the new stadium is better – albeit with terrible wifi/phone signal access, which is ironic given it’s sponsored by O2 – there was something about that photo that made me sad.

Of course it’s because I’m a sentimental fart.

Because despite seeing my beloved Nottingham Forest gain promotion in the new stadium, that old one has even more significant memories for me.

Live Aid.
Seeing Queen there.
And the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert.
Not to mention Bruce Springsteen, Madonna and countless other bands and singers.
Then there’s watching Brian Clough lead Nottingham Forest out for their various cup finals.

There was something magical about that old stadium when I was growing up.

It was the pinnacle. Where World Cups and Legends were celebrated and made.

And while there were other venues around the World that could lay claim to a similar standing … this was mine. In England. In our capital. A way to reinforce that for all the Madison Square Gardens and Giant Stadiums out there, we had ours. We still mattered. A bit.

Now I should point out I’m not saying this from a xenophobic ‘ENG-GER-LAND’ perspective … I mean it more in the same way I viewed Raleigh Bikes in Nottingham.

And while we replaced Wembley with a new and improved version – which is far more than Raleigh managed to do – there’s something about that photo that still hurts.

Not because I don’t love change – because even though I’m a sentimental, old fart, I do – but maybe because the replacement feels a bit soulless. Designed to look the part without ever really demonstrating they understand what it takes to be the part. Efficiency over character. Optimisation over soul. Money over memory.

I get this is probably only felt by people of a certain age.

I get the times have changed and so Wembley is not as unique as it once was.

But what shapes our identity is often the weird, the inconvenient and the personal symbols of possibility … and somewhere along the line, we’ve been made to think these aren’t as important as efficiency and complicity. Of course the irony of this thinking is that this is the sort of shit that is keeping us down rather than lifting us up.

Or maybe that’s exactly what some people intend it to do.

Jesus, I’ve become a conspiracy theorist now. That’s all we need.

See you tomorrow. Unless the FBI pick me up before then.

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Immortal Scribbles ….

So very soon, a bunch of Freddie Mercury’s belongings are going to be sold at auction.

And yes, I will be bidding on some … albeit the cheapest stuff that is available.

But if I could, there’s stuff I’d love to have.

From the shoes Freddie wore during Live Aid [which is 38 years today] to the royal cloak and crown he wore on the last Queen tour in 1986 to this …

What you see is one of the pages Freddie used to construct the lyrics and song structure for Bohemian Rhapsody.

The scribbles, the word changes [for example, originally it was going to be called Mongolian Rhapsody] the different keys he saw different parts of the song being performed in.

How amazing is that.

What is even more amazing is that it’s all on a 1974 calendar deskpad for British Midland Timesavers – which, I assume, was an airline.

Maybe he got it because originally, he worked at an airport as a baggage handler.

Maybe he got it because his parents ended up moving to Nottingham, which is near East Midland’s Airport.

But whatever the reason, for a song that will exist in culture for eternity … it’s pretty amazing it all started on some random notepad.

More than that, there are other songs that also appear on that pad … for example Somebody To Love … which proves what Queen fans have thought for decades, that they are ‘sister songs’ … and then the classic We Are The Champions, which didn’t even get recorded by the band until 3 years later.

Or said another way, one innocuous pad of paper captured three songs that went on to achieve iconic status across generations and genres.

I love it.

Not just because I’m a Queen fan, but it proves imagination and inspiration can be triggered and caught anywhere.

Sure, not everyone will achieve the same quality or impact as Freddie did, but in a world where we are trying to systemize every aspect of creativity … it’s a good reminder that for all the processes, eco-systems, models and frameworks, if we recognize, embrace, develop, work on and trust our imagination, we may find we can start creating ideas that transcend whatever the latest ‘best practice model’ can only wish for.

Not just because best practice is past practice … but because it’s goal is consistency whereas imagination is about liberation.

Now if only I had 1.2 million pounds …

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I Know Correlation Does Not Mean Causation But …

… but I love this chart.

Like all good conspiracy theories, there’s definitely enough to make you think it could be true. And it could be. Maybe not entirely, but definitely an influence … because the smartphone has become the modern day cigarette … where any moment of pause is a moment to scroll and I can’t think of any moment of pause like queuing up at a supermarket till.

I love this sort of thing.

Yes, I appreciate some are utter bollocks, but when they hit – they really hit.

Like the guy I met who started a TV shopping channel … who told me his goal was to ensure his channels were never anymore than 3 channels aways from sports, because he knew during breaks in the game, men would flick up or down 3 channels from where they were. He then ensured the products being sold during these times were sport/male relevant, which he said gave him a disproportionate opportunity to drive incremental sales.

Was he right?

He thought he was … and given he became a billionaire, there’s a good reason to believe him. Or at least not dismiss him out of hand.

Insight is getting a bad reputation these days. I get it … a lot of what is passed for insight, isn’t. Plus there’s rarely one insight that drives the whole business and it’s very rare to find something unique that others can’t claim. [Though there’s always the option to use them in a way that’s different to how others have interpreted them … which far too often, is literal translation]

But that doesn’t mean we should just dismiss the value of them … because when you do find them, the impact they can have on understanding or igniting a creative point of view is far more powerful than all the eco-systems, models and processes put together.

So here’s to the insight.

Rare, but worth pursuing or at the very least, remain open to them …

As long as you don’t fall for intellectual fiction or conveneient generalisation.

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When You Try To Hard Not To Show What You’re Afraid Of …

So recently I saw this from Tiffany …

It costs US$3500.

Now don’t get me wrong, I appreciate Tiffany are trying to shed the ‘Breakfast At Tiffany’s’ stereotype … and I’m all for brands exploring and experimenting … but this feels so wrong.

An attempt to be cool without understanding what is cool.

The equivalent of a Goldman Sachs CEO thinking they’re a DJ and because they’re rich, people just nod at them. Oh yes, we have that too don’t we. Ha.

The problem classic luxury brands have is its street culture driving the luxury category – especially in fashion – not the other way around and most definitely not in this sort of overt and contrived way.

Sure some classic luxury brands have managed to do this, but they’ve done it with more deliberate, committed and authentic acts and associations, not just some random drops in scale categories.

Will the Tiffany ball sell?

Of course and some will say that’s all that matters … but the real question is at what cost?

It all feels like Ducati a few years ago when they sold their name to everything. Including a USB drive.

Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate a fast USB transfer rate as much as the next sad bastard, but the only thing a Ducati USB said about you was you were a next level twat.

I remember interviewing Ducati owners to ask them their opinion and the people I talked to, hated it. As one rider said to me [and I’m paraphrasing as it was a long time ago] … while the brand marketing people probably thought this was a way for fans to express their loyalty, Ducati owners thought it was a way to cheapen the value of their investment.

Or said another way, winning over a new generation who only associate with the superficial while alienating those who appreciate the craft.

Now I get the Tiffany situation is slightly different – because they were getting seriously weighed down with their age – but we’re seeing this sort of thing everywhere at the moment.

Attempts at quick wins.

Superficial not substance.

Misunderstanding the difference between being needed and looking like the one in need.

Where brands – and based on something that happened this week, also people – think having what they call ‘an asset’ means they can do whatever they want with whoever they want.

It’s a new level of brand arrogance.

The era of Trump brand [mis]management.

Which means if can only be a matter of time before we see the Tiffany x Wish collab.

Oh … and before I forget, today is Sir Dr Brian May [CBE] birthday.

For a guitarist in one of the biggest selling rock bands of all time, he’s done alright hasn’t he.

Happy birthday Mr May, you’re a legend to me and countless others.

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Truth In Advertising …

So our office is being renovated which means for the last few months, we’ve been crammed into a couple of rooms while a building site envelops us.

It also means we’ve been severely impacted by space for meeting rooms which is why recently, when we had a pitch, we felt it was only appropriate to let the prospective client know that we knew that we’re in the most uncreative space on the planet.

Hence the sign above.

And you know what, we won.

OK, the work was bloody awesome … but at a time where so many clients seems to choose agencies for reasons beyond the actual work, it’s nice to know this client not only recognised the quality of the ideas put in front of them, but actually rewarded it, because there was no other bloody reason to choose us. Unless they were a building company.

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