Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Authenticity, Culture, Diversity, Effectiveness, Honesty, Inclusion, Politics, Relevance, Resonance, Respect

Recently I came across this photo.
I have to be honest, I absolutely love it.
Two extreme sides of society coming together.
Or that’s what I first thought because after a bit of consideration, I realised that maybe they’re not that different.
Because while the context, history and day-to-day realities they faced were very different, they shared a desire to break a system actively working against their recognition, individualism and progress.
Similar to when the LGBTQ+ community supported the miners strike in the UK in the 80’s … and then, later on, the miners came out in force to back the LGBTQ+ community in their fight for rights and a future.
Different Worlds brought together by a common objective/enemy and realising the power both bring to each other in their goal.
Now the reality is all the groups mentioned in this post continue to face challenges and oppression from the establishment. They continue to be dismissed and attacked by the powers-that-be.
But while you could argue that means this approach doesn’t work, I disagree.
Because even when the result doesn’t go the way you want – or at least, in the timeframe you want – knowing you are supported goes a long way.
It keeps you believing.
It keeps you fighting.
It keeps you hoping.
And the more people who see what you’re fighting for is simply a different context to things you are fighting for, the more the momentum of change can swing.
I get this may sound idealistic.
I get the World right now is pretty shite.
But in the last few years we have seen issues that were previously ignored by companies and governments, gain awareness, acceptance and advocacy.
From mental health, to the climate crisis to trans-rights to countless other issues … change is happening that not long ago was not even recognised as an issue worth talking about.
We could do with more of this.
Because when we recognise the issues being faced rather than get distracted by the individuals involved, we may just see we are far more alike than different.
And then the establishment can’t blindly and wilfully ignore change that threatens their control.
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Comment, Communication Strategy, Cunning, Devious Strategy, Education, Otis
Despite using examples that probably featured perspectives that were the opposite of every MBA case study they had read, it all went pretty well.
I got a bunch of questions and even received some lovely notes from people in attendance.
But the reality is, I kind of ensured that the end would be remembered better than the beginning.
You see Otis saw me writing my talk and asked if he was in it.
So I added this as the last slide.

Which means regardless what went on before, the ending was always going to be perfect.
#Strategy
Filed under: Advertising, Apathy, Attitude & Aptitude, Comment, Communication Strategy, Culture, Insight, Marketing, Marketing Fail, Planning, Point Of View, Relevance, Resonance
Recently I saw this …

Quite a headline eh?
Amazingly, it wasn’t from the Sunday Sport ‘newspaper’ … though it was from The Daily Mail, so it’s kind of the same thing.
And while it makes for entertaining reading – unless you’re the vicar in question or the Henry Hoover – it did make me think about how rubbish his attempt at persuasion.
Now to be fair, being found with your penis in a vacuum cleaner while wearing stockings would test the limits of any act of persuasion, but even so … it’s just rubbish isn’t it?
You don’t believe it.
You don’t consider it.
You are not in the least moved by it.
And that’s kind of what I feel about a lot of the ads I see these days.
They say stuff but they don’t make you think, feel or react to any of it.
No persuasion … just a rather rubbish demand that you now go and do something or the insane ramblings of an 18 year old French philosophy student. In their first year.
I swear a big reason for this is the lack of actual interest in knowing culture.
A narrowcast attitude of either assuming people blindly love you and wait on your every word or only showing an interest in how people use your product. And nothing else.
An egotistical assumption audiences don’t need to be encouraged to consider why you may be beneficial to their life or the belief people are thick as pig shit and so need to be instructed in detail what to do with you.
So you end up with bullshit like:
Future is an attitude for Audi or Cure Housebarrassment for Wicks Kitchens … which are so stupid/blatant you start to think saying undiagnosed diabetes led you to stick your penis in a hoover while wearing stockings is at least an attempt to make an attempt at persuasion.
Filed under: Advertising, Agency Culture, Attitude & Aptitude, Comment, Creative Development, Creativity, Culture

Timo Kiuru has written a book on creative leadership.
He said …
“I wanted to find out how the leaders of the most creative organisations in the world do their job. I contacted people I had a lot of respect for and was very thankful for their time. I interviewed countless leaders.
It was hard to narrow them down, but this book includes the fascinating stories of 15 of those inspirational people – stories that dig into your very soul. I hope that the book will encourage readers to be braver in their search for that something special”
One of the people he interviewed is me.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
He’s utterly misguided but my parents would be so proud of me. For once.
So thanks Timo and all the colleagues, agencies and clients I’ve worked with who somehow fooled him into thinking it had anything to do with me.
You can find out more [without having to read me] by clicking here.
And yes, I fully appreciate this is a #UnhumbleBrag … but in my defence, I’m from Nottingham and the only books we tend to be mentioned in are a Police Officers.

Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Advertising, Brand Suicide, Comment, Corporate Evil, Technology
Gifts are always nice to receive.
You feel a sense of specialness and love and it’s delightful.
Even when you get a gift voucher – which is the equivalent of a bunch of flowers from a petrol station – you kinda are happy, such is the power of the present.
But what if you have to get something for someone who has everything?
Well, I once bought Richard Branson a vanilla latte on his birthday and I can tell you, while he was gracious … he obviously thought, “what the fuck has he got this for me, for?”
Which – ironically – is exactly what Jill said to me when I told her what I’d done.
Well, recently I saw something that may be a solution for you – should you ever find yourself in this predicament. It’s this …
Yes … it’s a computer mouse, with a leather jacket.
And according to Liam, once you’ve used it, you will never go back to a regular, ‘naked’ mouse.
Now this may sound like I’m about to be hypocritical but if someone bought me this – even if I was the richest person in the entire world – I would want to smash them in the face.
Not because it’s bollocks.
Not because if I’m that rich, I’d have someone doing the ‘mousing’ for me.
But because they cost TWO HUNDRED QUID and they refer to themselves as ‘pointer instruments’.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I love how they are trying to elevate the appeal and craftsmanship of what they’re doing by referring to it as an ‘instrument’ … but whatever way you look at it, they’re charging you 200 quid for a shitty mouse wearing a teeny-tiny leather jacket.
But they’re going all in on it.
Read their website and the descriptions of the various products they make.
It’s hilariously depressing, but not as much as the fact they’re selling a ton of them.