The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Spraying Ourselves With The Scent Of Sense …

So this is the last post for a week as I’m travelling for work.

I know … I know …

And while you may claim it’s another freebie holiday, it really is work. Albeit this time, it’s work that is mental in terms of crazy and exiting … which I hope I can talk about someday as it’s definitely one of those moments I’d like everyone to know about because its huuuuuuuuge bragging rights, hahaha.

Anyway, given I’ve probably already screwed my NDA, let’s get on with this post shall we?

A while back I wrote a post about the fragrance naming of Tom Ford. Specifically, the ‘Vanilla Sex’ variant.

Someone commented they found it interesting that I – and likely all men – would immediately interpret this as ‘boring/average sex’ when vanilla is the most universally accessible scent so it could easily mean the scent represented ‘sweet smelling sex’.

I responded by saying that while it is true vanilla is the most universally accessible scent, it is also widely accepted that using that word in association with ‘sex’ had very different connotations … and that interpretation had nothing to do with gender, but maybe age.

They deleted their comment.

I am unsure why they did, but I can guess and that is disappointing.

Of course, I appreciate men make A LOT of interpretations, associations, and confident claims about things they know little about. They are the undisputed champions of arrogant stupidity.

I also appreciate get utterly fucked that is … especially when they wade into subject matters that exclusively revolve around women, or more associated with women or people who identify as a woman.

You see it a lot – in fact, it happened to one of the brilliant members of my team last week – Meg – when she wrote something on Linkedin about a Bumble campaign … and was immediately hit with men not just telling her she was wrong, but then telling her what she should be thinking.

Which is why when that shit happens, they need to be called out.

But when that isn’t the case – or you realise it isn’t – then deleting your involvement doesn’t help.

Of course I get why people do it … but it doesn’t help build connections, understanding and bridges.

And frankly, we need more of that.

The divide in our industry is insane.

People are actively looking for the wrong in what others say or interpreting any alternative perspective as a personal attack.

OK, sometimes that is justified, especially on platforms like Linkedin … but not always.

The reality is people make mistakes.

We all do.

Hell, in the league table of misadventure, I would definitely be in the top 10.

But the key – at least for me – is about context and intent and my belief is the vast majority of people don’t want to be assholes. More than that, they want to actively learn and grow.

Now I appreciate it may not always seem that way … I get some people are trolls who, for reasons I will never really understand, get off on being violent with their words on all platforms of social media [though it confuses me even more when they do it on Linkedin, given we can see who they are], but I’m pretty sure most people aren’t like that. I think most people are decent but that can only be seen when there is an openness and calmness to debate and discussion. From both sides of the debate.

Sadly, men also find this incredibly difficult to achieve.

Especially men who seem able to permanently reside on the social media platforms.

And while some of them are egotistical, judgemental pricks – literally and metaphorically – the majority aren’t and that is why I feel the best way we can help the industry unite and evolve is if we lose the ego and apologise when we’re wrong and not gloat like dicks when we’re right.

To actively encourage and embrace the new, even if we don’t understand it.

To be open to challenges but in the spirit of curiosity and growth rather than destruction.

And to be open to be wrong and own it rather than try to disown it.

Of course, this is a two-way street, but given men are probably the reason for the vast majority of this behaviour – or ‘normalizing’ it – it’s only fair we take the lead in trying to change it.

Or said another way … take the lead in creating the conditions that let everyone else feel safe to discuss, debate and disagree.

And while that may sound very fucking Disney – especially from me – the reality is if we don’t do that, then for all the cleverness we claim our discipline offers– we’re showing we’re not that smart.

Worse, we’re acting as a barrier to brilliant people entering the industry, wanting to enter the industry or being able to thrive in it.

And yes, I appreciate how ridiculous the heaviness of this post is given it was inspired by a comment about a perfume called Vanilla Sex … but sometimes the craziest things create crazy outcomes.

Which is why maybe Tom Ford could launch a perfume for the strategy discipline entitled ‘vanilla debate … a scent designed to put our focus on creating work that leaves a lasting aroma rather than a discipline that’s starting to smell a bit like a sewer.

And with that, I’ll see you on June 4th, because – bizarrely – New Zealand has a day off on the 3rd for King Charles birthday. Which is great, but also stupid given what Colonialism did to the rightful people of this land. But before I digress into another rant, I’ll leave you with one teeny bit of information about the 4th June. And that is it will be 8 days before my birthday … so if you send your cheques now, they should reach NZ just in time for my special day.

You’re welcome.

See you soon.

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Don’t Blame Strategy For Being A Joke, Blame The People Telling It …

This kind-of carries on from yesterday’s post because I’m seeing a lot of strategists asking ‘is strategy a joke’.

I get why they’re asking it and some have some excellent takes on it but I can’t help but feel we’re all missing the point.

Because at the end of the day, there’s only one question to ask in relation to our discipline.

Is the work better?

That’s it.

That’s all we have to ask.

And if it’s not … it doesn’t really matter what we’re doing or how we’re doing it, we’re failing.

What absolutely bothers the fuck out of me is we continually avoid talking about the work.

Processes. Yes.
Ecosystems. Yes.
Frameworks. Yes.

But the actual work?

Not much … which is rather bonkers given our entire job is about enabling it.

Put simply, if there’s no work that is born from our strategy – and I mean that in the broadest sense of the word – then it’s utterly meaningless and potentially intellectually indulgent as fuck. And this is why I can’t help but feel if my old man was alive [who wasn’t a strategist or in advertising but – as a human rights QC/Barrister – knew a fuckload about strategy and was arguably a damn sight better at it than most of us] he would likely say strategy isn’t failing, we’re failing strategy.

And I think we are.

More obsessed with gaining personal notoriety than doing work that is notorious.

As I wrote yesterday, I kinda get why given the industry is increasingly rewarding popularity over creativity and actual change … but adopting that approach doesn’t make you a great strategist, it just makes you an opportunist.

There are some amazing creative thinkers out there.

People who push to make exciting change happen.

But there’s seemingly more people focused on doing anything but … preferring to talk up their models and techniques than letting the work speak for itself.

Edward Cotton – from yesterday’s post – wrote something recently that I found really interesting which was that in this hybrid world, there’s less chance for strategist to informally meet up and natter with creatives. Meaning a vital – but often invisible – part of the process is getting lost.

And while that is not the entire reason for where strategy finds itself at the moment – which ironically, is more in demand while being less demanding less of the work it helps create – it may explain where creativity finds itself.

I love my discipline.

I think it can play an important role in making exciting change happen.

It’s a role I fundamentally believe is creative in nature.

But it is also capable of being full of shit … which is why the answer to ‘is strategy a joke’, is it can be.

But only because the discipline is increasingly becoming its own punchline.

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Are You Playing To Succeed Or Simply Not To Lose?

Let me start by saying this post may sound harsh as fuck – especially if you’re relatively young, but hang in there.

If you can be bothered.

So a few weeks ago, I saw a chart by Edward Cotton that was designed to help planners identify their ‘super power’ to enable them to better identify their strengths and be more focused in their professional development.

It’s a generous thing to do from a generous person and yet I decided to question it.

Like a prick.

And why did I decide to do this?

Because I don’t know if people can self-define their ‘super power’.

I don’t know if people have the objectivity to be able to identify that.

More than that … I find the term ‘super power’ both misleading and potentially dangerous because what he was really helping people identify was ‘where they felt the most comfortable’.

Now I appreciate there is value in identifying – and validating – that, however it doesn’t necessarily mean that makes you good at what you do.

Which is why I challenged his chart … because as much as I appreciate it was done for absoluely good reasons, the entire industry seems to be moving further and further away from what strategy is supposed to be about.

Moving away from enabling change and creation to being a discipline that celebrates ‘self-serving, personal intelligence’.

It blows my mind how many people are writing how to do stuff without having actually ever done stuff.

Or at least, stuff of note.

To use a shit analogy, anyone can kick a ball, but few have won a European Cup.

And while everyone is entitled to an opinion, you don’t get to express it with the confidence of God when you have neither the experience or the objectivity to make an informed judgement.

But that’s where we’re at these days.

Everyone is an expert.

Everyone has ideas, opinions and viewpoints expressed as fact, law or established protocol.

Hell, even the acknowledged experts often lack the experience of making something great. Oh they’ve made stuff … but few have achieved something with gamechanging significance, and yet somehow they are positioned as commercial rockets when in reality they’re insurance salesman.

There’s nothing wrong with that except when you don’t admit that. But even then, they’re still waaaaaay better than the self-defined god.

On one level I get it.

The industry is rewarding popularity and ‘thought leadership’ [ahem!] over those who actually make stuff and so there’s a massive incentive to say/repeat interesting stuff rather than do interesting stuff … and nothing highlights how fucked our industry has become than that.

Just to be clear, I know not everyone is like this and contrary to what it may sound like, I am cool with anyone expressing their opinions and ideas.

I’m excited about it actually.

My issue is when it’s expressed with an attitude of self-righteousness.

Where any other opinion is a lesser, incorrect opinion.

Strategy is in danger of losing clarity on what it’s here to do and how we should be evaluating it.

We’re more obsessed with writing theories than doing stuff … resulting in us being in danger of becoming a discipline of paper pushers. Producers of endless digital landfill consisting of decks and newsletters that – in many cases – are not fit for purpose or usage. A back-slapping group of co-dependency … with a focus on achieving industry status rather than making work of note and change.

Now it has to be said that while it’s easy to blame the discipline, the reality is the lack of training that is being invested by agencies and companies that is a big driver of this situation.

Rather than invest in the knowledge, skills and quality of their people, they are – at best – outsourcing to 3rd parties or – at worst – leaving their people to find and fund their own development.

Seeking standardised approaches rather than valuing independent thinking.

What rubs salt into this already ugly wound is that many agencies either give away the strategy they do for their clients – preferring to make money on time and production rather than expertise and value – or acting like shit consultancies/corporate lawyers, creating endless ‘process loops’ so they can profit from keeping the problem alive rather than helping them move forward to a better place.

What the hell?!

Add to that the people agencies are outsourcing training to are often ‘teaching’ methodologies that are both generic and self-serving. And don’t get me started on the planners selling their ‘training’ when many never achieved a standard that justifies their right to teach … demonstrated by them constantly using examples they never made, post-rationalised or simply copied from those who actually did the work.

I get that sounds harsh, I get any training has some value … but this is serious stuff.

Standards matter.

Experiences matters.

Truth over harmony matters.

The reality is anything is easy for people who haven’t done it or don’t have to do it which is why I’m so enamoured with talent like Maya Thompson, Joel Goodhall, Priscilla Britton, Ayo Fagbemi, Tarik Fontenelle and Carina Huang – to name but a few – because where so many choose outlets that reinforce what they want to feel about themselves, they’re about putting themselves in situations where they’re pushed to push the work they want to create.

As I mentioned, the biggest problem here is the attitude companies and agencies have towards training and development. No one – especially junior planners – should ever have to pay for this and the fact many have to, or feel they have to, is outrageous. Almost as outrageous as those planners and experts who exploit them for personal gain.

[Which is why I must reiterate what Edward did was for entirely good reasons because he gives a shit, even if I disagree with what he did on this occasion]

However I cannot stress enough that if you want to grow, follow the advice I was given recently by a very successful football manager that I found myself interviewing.

He said: Learn from winners, not players.

I wrote about it here.

Just to be clear, this is not about age. It’s about people who have done stuff.

Who have tried, failed, explored, experimented and ultimately achieved.

At the highest level. Preferably more than once.

Now I’m not saying it’s easy.

And I know for a fact it’s not comfortable.

But it is most definitely worth it.

Because rather than feeling good about who you are and how you think, you’ll discover what you can do and who you can become.

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Accidental Food Porn …

Maybe this is an American thing, but what the fuck is a Fluffer Nutter Pie?

More than that … why is something with that name associated with childhood?

That seems the least appropriate audience it should be connected to.

And finally, why is a ‘pie’ a sandwich?

A sandwich you apparently ‘scoop’.

I am so utterly confused … but I also acknowledge, this may reveal I am a sicko with zero culinary appreciation.

But it does highlight a valuable strategy lesson …

Because far too brands/agencies/planners evaluate other cultures/communities/categories by their own contexts and definitions … never having the ability to appreciate what is normal for them may not be normal for others … meaning they end up building barriers to audiences rather than removing them. Which is literally their fucking job.

These people and companies make a mockery of strategy, curiosity, exploration, humanity and understanding … choosing the convenience of self-comfort over the richness of new perspectives.

It’s an attitude I see everywhere …

A general attitude of blinkered arrogance.

A way for them to remain in the comfort of their own self-delusion rather than accept the need to question, challenge and relearn their own perspectives.

Professional fragility, so to speak.

I used to see this in China ALL THE TIME.

And while some may claim this attitude could equally be levelled at people and companies across Asia, in my experience they know far more about people in the West than the other way around.

But the reality is this situation is not limited to people engaging with other cultures … but people who engage with anything or anyone outside of their circle of life.

People who have a starting point they’re right and everyone else is wrong.

Which – as bizarre as it may be given where this post started – is my way of saying that everything you say reveals more about who you are than the people you’re talking about.

So make sure you embrace the outsiders, not just the echo chambers.

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Don’t Blame Insights For Your Lack Of Insight …

I know ‘insights’ aren’t in vogue these days – but I am still a massive believer in them.

Sure, I don’t think there’s ever a ‘one insight fits all’ solution and I appreciate that what many people/companies pass as an insight is anything but … however to dismiss them out of hand seems idiotic, especially when you see what people are using in their place.

Observations.
Generalisations.
Global human truths.

Of course, there are other ways you can understand the issues and viewpoints society has towards issues and categories [which I am also a massive fan of] but the power of insights is that it gives you understanding WHY people do things not just WHAT they do and used correctly, can open up opportunities and possibilities that would otherwise never see the light of day.

I say this because I recently saw something that made me smile for the sheer truth of it …

I mean, for something we all do, it is amazing how we all have a relationship with our own toilet seats. Of course it has a lot to do with it being located in an environment that is ours – one we only share with those we know and/or are related to – but the ‘pull’ of doing our business on our own seat is something many will relate to.

But what I particularly like in that definition is the word ‘trust’.

The idea our bums have to trust ‘the seat’ is fascinating to me …

Raising all manner of issues from hygiene to history to relationships and god knows what else.

That’s not just insightful, it ignites a whole lot of ideas that could work for all manner of brands and products … an insight that elevates how you see what you can be, not just what you do. A way to connect and engage with people rather than just be about them.

Oh, I know what some people would say about this:

“But if this could be used for a range of products, it means it’s not unique to a particular brand … plus it’s hardly positive, so it’s unappealing for use”.

And to them, I’d say they don’t understand creativity … because putting aside the fact this isn’t ‘unappealing’, even if it was it wouldn’t mean the work would be, because insights are there to allow the work to take lateral leaps not be literal expressions of it.

But that’s where we are these days.

Which is why companies want insights that are directly linked to their specific brand/product rather than the audiences and contexts they deal in … even though [1] rarely do they actually exist and [2] if they do, they’re boring or lacking any motivational appeal.

As I’ve said many times, my problem with the industry is we’re more focused on the process than what the process is meant to serve. Obsessed with saying what we want people to think is important than saying what people find important. Obsessed with pleasing our bosses than our audiences.

Which is why one of the most important lessons all agencies and client should embrace is something Mr Martin Weigel said about 10,000 years ago …

“You can be relevant as hell and still be boring as fuck.”

Don’t blame insights. Blame what people think is an insight.

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