The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


When You Admit Your Faults, You Win Their Love …
February 15, 2017, 6:15 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Cunning, Marketing, Marketing Fail

On Monday I posted about a company being massively unsubtle in their attempt to look good.

Today I talk about a company who is blatant in highlighting where they screwed up.

And I have much more compassion towards this company than the former.

So a friend of mine recently saw this in his local store in Portland.

Putting aside the fact that most people by now should know Coconut Water is a massive hype, there is something inherently charming in the fact they are acknowledging they fucked up.

OK, maybe if you’re Steve, you might think differently … but in a World where no one seems to want to admit a mistake, a wrong doing or a less-than-favourable result, it’s massively refreshing.

Certainly more refreshing than Coconut Water.



It’s Fear Day …
February 14, 2017, 6:15 am
Filed under: Comment, Death, Love

If you’re wondering what I’m talking about with that post headline, you can click here.

But that aside, here’s hoping you have a good day … whether that’s getting lots of cards or not getting lots of abuse.



About As Subtle As A Banana Put Down A Pair Of Axl Rose’s Leather Pants …

Saw this recently on Linkedin.

Do you think it’s an employee randomly singing the praises of his company.

Or an employee who is doing this as a blatant attempt by his company to look good?

Either way, I want to smash the smarmy, corporate toady in the face.




The Greatest Word Ever Created To Sum Up This Week …
February 10, 2017, 6:15 am
Filed under: Attitude & Aptitude

But let’s not forget, it only works because the definition is absolutely fucking perfect.



Boredom Makes Me More Stupid …

A while back, I wrote about how I was a marketing victim.

Well it appears I haven’t learnt a thing.

For reasons I literally do not understand – other than it was very late at night and I had been forced to wear proper shoes all day [no, really] because I was in Beijing and it was -11 – I found myself buying a bloody chakra bracelet from a Facebook ad.

I know, I know …

In my defence they were offering it at a 60% discount [probably because they knew it was utter crap and even they felt bad at selling it for full price] and it looked kind-of nice …

… but I appreciate these are not really much of a defence.

Anyway, when I got back to Shanghai, my purchase was waiting for me.

I must admit, I was kind-of nervous to open it … not just because I knew what I’d done was daft, but because Jill was looking at me with a ‘who are you?’ expression on her face.

So I opened it and while I admit that it sort-of looked like the picture in the ad [in the way the burger Michael Douglas ordered in the movie Falling Down, sort-of looked like the image on the restaurant menu] … let’s just say that for a guy who works in advertising, I’m still pretty damn good at falling for advertising.

I blame wearing shoes.

Yeah … it’s all shoes fault.