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The Post Where I Turn Into Gwyneth Paltrow x Oprah Winfrey x Paula Abdul …

So here we are. December.

9 days to my beloved son Otis’ 10th birthday.
18 days to the last blog post of 2024.
23 days to the festive season.
30 days to 2025.

Bloody hell. I mean … if I thought the last 11 months have gone fast, how quick are the next 30 days going to go? Worse, how quick will the gloriously long New Zealand summer holiday fly past.

ARGHHHHHH.

OK, before I wish everything away before I’ve had a chance to do it – and acknowledging I can’t write my ‘year in review’ post quite yet – I’m going to dedicate today’s post to my mob at Colenso.

Not Colenso – they will get that later – but my planning mob.

God they’re annoying.

A bunch of banter-loving, fault exposing, pricks.

But you know what else they are?

Smart, funny, caring, curious humans. All of them. Even the dodgy ones … of which there’s definitely more than one.

As I’ve written many times before, I’ve always been very lucky with the teams I’ve got to work with. Sure, there have been a couple who have been toxic wankers, but given I’ve been in this industry longer than dinosaurs, I take that as a massive win.

What I’ve loved about all of them is that rather than know interesting things, they’ve done – and do – interesting things. I adore that. I value that. I deeply respect their ability to jump head first into stuff and then naively tell me about what they did and what didn’t work in the naive belief I won’t hold it against them for the rest of their days.

They keep me young and make me old.
They teach me and frustrate me.
They challenge and want to be challenged.
But most of all, they give a fuck.

About the work.
The job.
The standards and each other.

That doesn’t mean it’s a love-fest, oh no … there’s competition. But when the chips are down, they’ll do whatever needs to be done to look after each other. And I mean that … because I’ve seen that. A lot.

Does this mean they’re perfect?

Hell no.

Can they be better at what they do?

Absofuckinglutely … but then, regardless who you are or however long you’ve been doing this, you can be.

Even Paula Bloodworth and she’s as near perfect as anyone I’ve ever met, let alone had the pleasure of working with.

But can you find a better bunch of humans?

Well that would be pushing it.

And the good thing about that is in my experience, the best people in this industry – by that, I mean those who consistently create the best work and ideas – tend to be great humans who just so happen to work in this industry.

They have varied lives, varied backgrounds and varied interests.

What makes them interesting is not simply how they think, but how they live in the world.

At a time where strategic thinking is seemingly being forced into an evermore formulaic approach, this gang of brilliant fools are all – in their own way – trying to break that apart.

It doesn’t always work. It doesn’t always go far enough. But where so many in the industry crave the comfort of the tropes and tribes of strategy, this bunch like to play in the messiness of life.

Or said another way …

They get that interesting lives lead to interesting thinking. Which is why they believe more in the power of creativity than whatever the latest framework, format or buzzword that is being banged on about on Linkedin by someone who has never made anything of note.

I love that about them.

I love we believe in a planning identify more than a process.

And we’re pretty good …

Good enough to have won Global Effies, Grand Prix’s and WARC awards.

Not as one offs, but on going.

Not bad for a teeny-tiny agency on the other side of the planet.

So to Martin, Meg, Gi, Augustine, Tobbi, Emma, Lizzie, T, Syd, James, Caitlin, newbie India – and not forgetting Amy – thank you. For being who you are, for turning down all the agencies who keep trying to hire you [oh I know which agencies you are and what you tried to do – cue: evil laugh ] … but most of all, for putting up with all my HR-violation shit.

Enjoy this, it literally will never happen again.

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