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Ladies and gentlemen.
Boys and girls.
We have reached ‘peak hipster’ …
A monocle.
A bloody monocle.
It was bad enough when people started wearing glasses without lenses in but this … THIS!!!
And they say ‘splendid clear reading vision, when you need it’
What the hell does that even mean?
Splendid clear reading vision.
How different is that from clear reading vision.
And sure you need that all the bloody time …
I cannot tell you how angry this has made me and it’s only because they had the self awareness to add the word ‘madness’ to their website that I won’t turn up to their store with a weapon, which – given the period of time they are trying to bring back – would probably be pistols at dawn.
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Advertising, Agency Culture, Attitude & Aptitude, Brand Suicide, Comment, Corporate Evil, Crap Campaigns In History, Egovertising, Marketing Fail, Scam
I have written a lot about scam in the past.
How it is destroying the credibility of our industry.
How the main culprits are the agencies behind the bland wallpaper we see each day.
How these scam places are devaluing the agencies who make amazing work for real clients.
Recently John Hegarty suggested that agencies found doing scam should be banned from award shows like athletes are banned from competing.
I absolutely love this idea.
I don’t think it will stop it happening, but it will severely reduce it.
But I’d go one step further.
Years ago Andy told me the judges of the awards are complicit in scam happening.
He said that they were so focused on being associated with great work, they didn’t care if it was real work.
I think he has a point which is why rather than just banning the agencies who do it, I’d ban the judges who award it.
Of course, the judges could say they acted in good faith and assumed the people behind the competition had evaluated it’s appropriateness.
And that’s fair, but the award competitions need entries and the horrid reality is that scam has paid the bills for many of them for too long so to expect them to rigorous in their validity might be a bit too much to hope.
But here’s the thing, scam isn’t even hard to spot.
Part of the reason for it is – as I mentioned – because it comes from agencies who are more known for their blandom than their pragmatsism.
The other reason is that in their quest to be provocative, the agencies often overstep the mark because they know judges love this sort of thing.
Have a look at this …
It’s about as perfect an example of scam you can get.
A visually driven idea [because unless the copy is in English, it will stop judges liking it]
A clear point of view.
Embracing topical events to make their point.
On face value, it all makes perfect sense – but apart from the fact that idea is as old as the hills – the use of a Muslim woman highlights the desperate attempt of the agency and creative team to be ‘award worthy’.
Sure, all the pictures reflect people following some sort of ‘ideology’ … but a skinhead walking away from other skinheads in a riot and a soldier walking away from other soldiers on their way to unleash war on some nation is very different to a Muslim woman walking away from a group of other Muslim women who simply appear to be Muslim women.
Talk about making a massive and insulting comment to women of the Muslim faith.
The implication that they are all blindly following an ideology designed to cause destruction to others – as seems the theme given the other executions – is both wrong and frankly irresponsible.
But who cares about that when there’s an award to win.
But then, those who enter the dark world of scam don’t care about anything.
Including thinking if their ‘idea’ actually is consistent or makes sense.
Name them.
Ridicule them.
Ban them.