The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Meetings Of Death …

Meetings.

They seem to be happening more and more.

Meetings for meetings.
Meetings to discuss meetings.
Meetings to plan if there is a meeting.

And what is amazing is that anyone can call one of these.

Anyone.

And given most companies place a limit on the amount an employee can spend without prior approval – I find it hilarious anyone can commandeer thousands of dollars/pounds of employee time on a whim.

What makes it even more laughable is often these meetings are no more than a simple question that could have been handled by just going up to a colleagues desk.

But it’s not entirely the fault of the person who calls meetings …

We now live in times where looking busy is a key requisite – more than even being productive – and nothing makes you look busy than calling and attending a meeting.

Of at least an hour, of which 47 minutes is made up of waiting for everyone to turn up, small talk and then going off on tangents at least 7 times.

What I find funny is companies continue to say they want to help employees with their work life balance …

They talk about reducing emails while pushing things like slack … that are far more demanding for immediacy of response.

They talk about wanting everyone to take their holidays … and then dictate when they can/can’t be taken.

Ans they talk about wanting to aid productivity then allow so many meetings to happen that you end up starting your real work towards the end of the day.

With that in mind, here are the 4 questions to ask when you are asked to attend a meeting that you are not sure should be a meeting. Or at least a meeting you’re not sure you should be attending.

1. What is this meeting trying to change?
2. Will the people who can make decisions be there?
3. Will they have all the information they need to make a decision there and then?
4. Why do you think I am one of these people?

Yes it’s a pain.

Yes, they will think you’re a pain.

But I guarantee you, it won’t be as painful as another day of sitting in a vast majority of inane meetings that are designed to make the organiser feel important – or able to share the blame of the situation they are in/caused – while also ensuring you end up having to work late.

Again.

You’re welcome.



The Illusion Of Sustainability …

A few weeks ago, I got a take-away coffee where the design of the cup was obviously trying to look like it had a ‘heat sleeve’ around it.

I get it …

By reducing the use of paper/cardboard, we minimise waste.

There were just 2 problems with this.

1. It isn’t a heat sleeve.

2. You end up burning your hand around the cup.

Now while I appreciate this is still better than claiming to be doing something for the environment while actively fucking it, it’s still not perfect, even if I acknowledge their thinking.

But then a few days later I saw this …

OK, so it also has flaws.

Will you remember to bring back the mug?

Will you be able to drink out of it while you’re walking?

Will you feel comfortable it has been washed previously?

But weirdly I also like it.

I like it a lot.

Maybe it’s because it’s the sort of thing only a community would try to pull off and – after years of living here, there and everywhere, it’s nice to feel part of something.

But either way, it’s got my vote … which serves as a good reminder that the real obstacle to doing something good is whether you actually want to do it or not.

And no Uniliever … that doesn’t let you feel good for producing plant bottles, especially when you continue to profit from the cultural jail and prejudice you put millions of women throughout Asia in. You’re welcome.