I give the Daily Mail a lot of shit.
If you look back at some of my old posts, I have accused them of bad journalism … hypocrisy … racism … and while that is all true, I have come to the realisation they are not all bad.
In fact, they might have a heart of gold.
Why?
Because it’s become apparent to me that the reason they end up doing the things they do is not mean spiritedness, but disability.
Yes, disability.
Not of the brain, but the eyes.
I know … I know … you’re wondering what the hell I’m going on about.
Well the answer is simple, what other possible reason could there be for them to write an article like this:
No offence, but I don’t think she looks ‘exactly’ like Elsa from the movie Frozen.
She’s a human and Elsa’s a cartoon for a start.
But hey, I don’t want to mock the blind – after all, after my retina collapsed, I am not that far off being legally defined by the same term – so please accept my apologies for all the ridicule I’ve thrown your way Daily Mail, including the time I mocked you for another looks like article [when it looks nothing like the person you were describing]
You’re a guardian for the disadvantaged.
A pillar of society
A beacon of hope.
Or you could just be a bunch of fucking idiots.
Filed under: Comment, Daily Fail, Daily Mail
… The Daily Mail isn’t a newspaper, it’s the British version of The Onion.
Now everything makes sense. Including this.
After all, no ‘serious’ newspaper would ever run this as a major story when there’s so much going on in the World that needs genuine reporting.
I feel such a fool. Way to go Daily Mail.