The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Am I An Annoying Prick Of A Colleague?

OK, so we all know the answer to the question in this post.

But despite hiding hundreds of stickers around my old office … making packing tape with my colleagues face on it … creating badge/buttons with the face of another colleague on them … sending annoying all staff emails … giving annoying art to designers … proudly buying and displaying horrific art for my team to witness every time they step into my office … buying Useless Boxes for people … continually taking bad instagrams of my workmates … crafting terrible ‘personalized’ clothing for leaving presents and basically being a class-1 dick to all and sundry, I’m still not sure.

Or should I say I wasn’t sure until I had a stamp of my signature made so I could stamp colleagues birthday cards to show that personal touch without much effort, as demonstrated by Leigh’s errrrrm, forehead.

So if you think Monday is horrible, be grateful it isn’t being spent in the same office as me.

Always a silver lining.


14 Comments

This is a rhetorical question, right?

Comment by DH

even the first fucking question on who wants to be a millionaire is harder that that.

Comment by andy@cynic

I never said it was meant to be complicated.

Comment by Rob

And isn’t stamping your name on a colleagues head, especially a females head, an immediate dismissal?

Comment by DH

And an invitation for #metoo to kick your ass?

Comment by DH

For the record, Leigh did this of her own accord.

Sure, I may have paid to have the thing made, but she decided to brand herself with my signature … which – lets be honest – means she will never be bothered by anyone as they’ll all think she’s slightly mad. And she is, but in a brilliant planner way.

Comment by Rob

leigh. if you want to sue, ill pay the costs.

Comment by andy@cynic

we can all live in fucking hope. won’t happen though, with his luck hell end up getting promoted.

Comment by andy@cynic

all this post proves is youre an annoying prick with far too much money and zero fucking taste. youre basically the patron saint of chavs.

Comment by andy@cynic

Robert!

Comment by Lee Hill

I’m [semi] innocent.

Comment by Rob

youre a lot of things campbell, but youre never fucking innocent.

Comment by andy@cynic

Oh dear.

Comment by George

Some things never change.

Comment by Pete




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