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I Might Be A Bit Tragic …

Remember a while back I wrote about a colleague I work with called Zaid?

Well, a few weeks ago, we were working very late and – because I’m slightly sad – I decided to make, then order these.

Yes, they’re Zaid badges … or as they call them in America, buttons.

He politely laughed at this next-level stalking, but I’m pretty sure he felt very uncomfortable.

Even more so, when they arrived and I started handing them out to relative strangers.

I’m waiting for the call from HR any moment now.

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oh you sad fucking bastard.

Comment by andy@cynic

i hope hr does come after you. those american departments make a fucking mountain out of mosquito bites so they would have a fucking field day with this shit.

Comment by andy@cynic

More money than sense.
And I’d say that if you only owned $1.

Comment by DH

How to win friends and influence people. Robert Campbell edition.

Comment by George

You should have been a creative.

Comment by John

just saw you referred to yourself as “slightly sad”.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. twat.

Comment by andy@cynic

Guilty as charged to all your comments. Unfortunately.

Comment by Rob

There’s no way you could deny it.

Comment by DH

You never change Robert.

Comment by Lee Hill

See me.

Comment by Nancy from HR

Please say the Deutsch HR person is called Nancy.

Comment by DH

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