When Politeness Goes Porn …
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May 26, 2020, 6:45 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Comment, Corona Virus, Culture, Daily Fail, Daily Mail, England, London
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Comment, Corona Virus, Culture, Daily Fail, Daily Mail, England, London
So this COVID-19 thing has – as I’ve written a bunch of times – brought the best and worst out of people and companies.
But one thing I’ve not really talked about is the humour it has ignited.
The best bit being some of it was not meant to be humour but it’s hilarious.
So to make your week much happier, have a look at this piece of accidental hilarity … which may be one of the best examples of self-serving [under the guise of politeness and consideration] middle-class [which today means, posh-class] England, since the editorial in today’s Daily Mail.
You’re welcome.
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Oh god.
Comment by George May 26, 2020 @ 6:51 amOh yes.
Comment by Rob May 26, 2020 @ 7:48 amI like that the author of the note could have asked for the letter to be left under the doormat or behind the garbage but decided they still want their letters through their door.
Comment by Pete May 26, 2020 @ 7:04 amGood point.
Looking polite but don’t want to change their routine.
Comment by Rob May 26, 2020 @ 7:51 amthe owner wanted the postman to deposit his package on her rug. this smut shit is easy as fuck to write isnt it.
Comment by andy@cynic May 26, 2020 @ 1:44 pmThat note sounds like it could have been from the script from the UK version of the movie, Porky’s
Comment by Pete May 26, 2020 @ 7:06 amHahahaha …
Back in the [I think] 70’s, there were a bunch of UK ‘adult’ movies called ‘Confessions of a [insert job like postman, windows cleaner, taxi driver] … and this note DEFINITELY reads like a script from one of those.
Comment by Rob May 26, 2020 @ 7:50 amalso known as 70s kids sex ed class.
Comment by andy@cynic May 26, 2020 @ 1:43 pmI hope you wrote this note Rob.
Comment by Bazza May 26, 2020 @ 8:34 amI wish. But no. But I could …. hahaha.
Comment by Rob May 26, 2020 @ 10:54 amyour flaps would need a fuckload of disinfectant before a fucking bomb disposal expert with no sense of smell would go anywhere fucking near them.
Comment by andy@cynic May 26, 2020 @ 1:43 pmI wonder if that is dirty talk for members of the royal family?
Comment by DH May 26, 2020 @ 3:31 pmSo corona is an std?
Comment by Billy Whizz May 26, 2020 @ 10:45 pm