The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Of course, I replied that to answer that, they should talk to them rather than me … but then realised I could give an entirely accurate response.

Not with words, but images, so I sent them these …

These are Mike and Sam, a freelance creative team we have in the place.

They’re very talented – though I discovered their greatest talent is stealing my iPad and taking countless photos of themselves in the knowledge they will also show up on my iPhone is one of the main ones.

Sam. Again. This time using his deceptively long limbs to try and place my laptop in the ceiling.

After complaining to a couple of colleagues that my eye was in pain, I received this steampunk monocle to wear to a client meeting.

Followed up with Megan – who looks like butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth – sending me a photo of her doing an impression of me.

She claims it was her way of showing ‘sympathy’. She is lying.

And how do I know that?

Because a few days later, her and Amelia sent me an SMS that said this.

Nice eh?

Throw in photos where I am asked to put a small sheepskin mat that is normally placed on a motorcycle seat – so yes, I am literally having someones ass on my head – I think this just about sums up what my colleagues think of me.