The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Optimized Aggression …

So over the past few years, my good friend – Jacob – has been sending me a set of notebooks he’s made that he scarily calls, ‘The Campbell Collection’.

While they are meant – I assume – to scare people away, they have actually had the opposite effect and encouraged people to start a conversation with me.

What’s even more interesting is that while they probably [as much as I hate to admit it] do reflect how I feel about certain people or meetings, they have allowed me to talk about my ‘issues’ with people in a way that is not combative … almost constructive.

Which all goes to show people are weird and Jacob has failed in his twisted way to honour me.

[For honour, read: ridicule]

Apparently you can now buy them on Amazon, so get your own piece of the Campbell Collection, safe in the knowledge you are taking the piss out of me and not one cent of the cost goes to me. Damnit.


19 Comments

Jacob is a genius.

Comment by Bazza

Genius is a bit much. Mischievous maybe.
If he allowed the whole thing to be bought under the title ‘the Campbell collection’, then he might be more deserving of that title.

Comment by Rob

He’s a genius because he’s fooled you ito thinking that they’re only now available on amazon while playing you like some sort of bad influencer.

Comment by John

Your last paragraph is a guarantee this will become one of amazon’s best sellers.

Comment by Pete

That’s my fear.

Comment by Rob

I wonder if I could make these the official Google notepads? Very impressed with Jacob.

Comment by George

Thanks mate. Thanks for your support. Ha.

Comment by Rob

Anytime Robert.

Comment by George

Although it grwatly limits my quality of life, I have one overarching life principle. Namely, I refuse to buy anything that you got for free.

Comment by John

You must have a very limited amount of things you can buy.

Comment by Bazza

Pretty much all that’s leftis bad music, bad clothes and crappy wifi gadgets that don’t work. And I can’t afford windmills.

Comment by John

Birkenstocks are available now

Comment by Northern

why isnt there a cover that says “this notepad is owned by a fucking twat”.

Comment by andy@cynic

or “his handwriting is prettier than his face but speaks the same amount of shit.”

Comment by andy@cynic

or “dont listen to a word he says. he cant even tell the fucking difference between real and fake ads.”

Comment by andy@cynic

Or ‘quotes from strippers’

Comment by Northern

Northern comes in.
Shoots. Leaves.
The worlds crappest hitman.

Comment by Rob

Beautiful post for your Mother, Robert.

Comment by Lee Hill

Agreed.

Comment by John




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