The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Oh how big, tall and tough they looked to all the little kids there on a day trip to school – only to be revealed as pansy’s when their photo on the log flume was revealed to all.

[They ‘claim’ they were pulling those faces because they knew they were being photographed. Sure lads, sure you were … ]

Putting aside the fact that no one really gives a shit [except the Hello, Heat and NW brigade] – this does open up a rather interesting debate.

Given George Clooney ended a relationship because his woman ‘didn’t follow orders’ [regardless what those ‘orders’ were … which in this case was the quite mad decision to NOT want his girlfriend to look better naked 😉] should he now be referred to as the ‘Sexist Man In The World’ or the ‘Stupidest Man In The World’?

Hell, should we [the entire male population] even consider George ‘a man’ at all??

How easily a carefully crafted brand image can be destroyed – but unlike other ‘Fuck Up Fairies’ victims like Gerald Ratner and Barclay’s Matt Barrett , Clooney is a multi-millionaire, Hollywood film star and heart throb so I’m sure he’ll survive.

The lucky, lucky bastard!

And on behalf of Andy, Lauren and Angus [members of the ‘rude word fanclub’] I thank James for bringing this blatant example of ‘too-much-time-on-your-hands’ to my attention.