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One Is An Attention Seeking, Ego Maniac Bitch And The Other One Is Jordan …
June 17, 2008, 7:44 am
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09/06/2008

Interesting book placement at WHSmiths – I swear it’s done on purpose and I like it!


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i hope theyre pamphlets because neither of the fuckers has done enough that justifies a book. but at least jordans tits are better.

Comment by andy@cynic

Oh dear, for the second time in a week, possibly ever, I am in agreement with Andy. Help. 🙂

Comment by Pete

of course you agree with me pete, im brilliant and youre just some lowly fucking planner

now agree with me some more and call campbell some slightly unpleasant names, you know you want to 🙂

Comment by andy@cynic

pushed to the limit? yeah, i bet.

Comment by lauren

shes talking about her boob jobs

Comment by andy@cynic

Ahhhhhh – I love comment threads like this – back to the pointless shit we all know and love.

But then this whole blog sort-of-inspires that behaviour I guess, ha

Comment by Rob

I’m off my tits presently.

Comment by Charles Frith

2 for a 20? Given that choice, I’d buy two copies of Jordan’s book.

Comment by Age

That’s 20 quid Age – which in Aussie dollars probably equates to more than the value of your car 🙂

Comment by Rob

You speak the truth!!!!!!!

Comment by Age

I prefer Didier Drogbas autobiography being in the diving section…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Thanks Mr M – we don’t hear from you in ages and all you say is that ‘my standards are slipping’.

You sound like my colleagues!

Comment by Rob

It’s big mouth and big tits.
That sounds like Andy and his ex eife actually…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Big mouth and big tits, two for twenty. That’s quite a bargain compared to what Andy’s usually paying.

Btw, somebody sent me this link yesterday, I guess there are some people on this blog who might find this…ahem…interesting:
http://deltaso.tumblr.com/

Comment by Seb

bargain for me but expensive for you mr cheeky fucking kraut

Comment by andy@cynic

Even I, with my fucking tightwad loan, could afford the 20. Though it would lead to beans and toast until the end of the month.

Comment by Seb

you do know “beans” is slang for getting some action. puts a whole fucking new perspective on your comment doesnt it.

though i dont know what “toast” must mean, probably some real kinky shit

Comment by andy@cynic

Urban Dictionary said:
“A group of 2 or more males sit in a circle and jerk off on to a piece of toast.The last to ejaculate on the toast hast to eat it.This is called the game of Toast.”

Comment by Seb

you germans are a sick bunch of fuckers arent you? top marks for finding that piece of “urban definition” even if you are admitting that you would stretch to paying 20 quid to hire 2 ugly prostitutes to watch you and your chums wank furiously onto a biscuit. your winter nights must fly by.

Comment by andy@cynic

Badically thanks to fucking US and Asian industries polluting the global environment we have no winter anymore. So if you fly over to visit me over Christmas bring you pink Speedos so we can conga line down the alley.

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