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We All Know Chocolate Can Be Naughty But This Is Ridiculous …
June 18, 2008, 6:16 am
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I’d just love to see the ads Fallon would create for these …

And on behalf of Andy, Lauren and Angus [members of the ‘rude word fanclub’] I thank James for bringing this blatant example of ‘too-much-time-on-your-hands’ to my attention.

[Apologies to Mars, Cadbury’s and whoever makes the teeth-cracking Toblerone]


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An ad for something that is “currently unavaialble” – they’d love the post modernism of it all. And there’d be drums.

Comment by John

Fucking hell, I can’t see it!

(Rob, Australian immigration sends its love)

Comment by Angus

campbell, what is going on. this is what happens when your write your stupid fucking blog posts in advance. sort it, for once it sounds good

Comment by andy@cynic

oh, please tell me that they’re chocolate cocks, or something equally as awesome. that would really make my day – i could send them to my boss! tee hee.

Comment by lauren

oh.

Comment by lauren

well, i could still send them all to my boss! heh!

Comment by lauren

Very artistic Robert, make sure you tell the judge that when you’re sued πŸ™‚
This also proves that brands are ultimately owned (and destroyed) by the public and all an owner/manufacturer can really do is try and influence the emotional bond people have with their product.
The sad part is that many companies handle this situation by being bland for fear of alienating potential customers but often the brands that command the greatest level of public adoration are the ones that prove what they say even if it encourages a high level of bad sentiment from other segments of society. Better to be adored/hated than being seen as “wallpaper nice”.
I’m really reading too much into this post aren’t I? πŸ™‚

Comment by Pete

happy atmosphere in your company is it lauren?

Comment by andy@cynic

overflowing with joy, sweetness and light.

Comment by lauren

We could work on developing a new choccie called …

“Choke-on-the-chewy-chewy-chewy-caramel-centre-you-pathetic-little-toad”

… if that would be more appropriate for you to pass onto your boss Lauren.

Comment by Rob

we should put that concept forward to b&j campbell though theyll probably consign it to the “funny but not appropriate” basket, like my brilliant divorce ice (s)cream idea. not that im fucked off with that decision.

Comment by andy@cynic

Milky knickers. I love it.

Comment by Angus

You’re heading for trouble with statements like that Angus!

Comment by Robert

Ah, trouble, my favourite place.

Comment by Angus

Yes – that’s why we like you!

Comment by Rob

Is that “copyright infringement” I hear?

Comment by Lee Hill

Good stuff!! I would love to send this to my client (Mars) just to re-iterate the point that brands live in people’s minds. πŸ˜‰

Comment by Floatr

No Lee it’s trademark infringement.

Comment by John

And another insight into the campbell mentality.

Comment by John

If you do send it to your client, could you make sure they know JAMES did it – not me – I have enough law suits around my neck at the moment.

Ta πŸ™‚

Comment by Rob

Yeah Lee – what the hell are you doing using the wrong definition. Anyone would think you have other things on your mind to worry about stuff like that.

Though it does show Mr Dodds is bored πŸ™‚

Comment by Rob

Lauren, if you really want these chocolate dicks just tell me. I can buy you all kinds of edible dicks on the Reeperbahn and send the over.

Comment by Seb

These ‘chocolate dicks’ you talk about Seb -they wouldn’t be modeled on your own personal appendage would they?

If they are, Lauren can already get them in Melbourne – they’re called “Chocolate Bullets”.

Comment by Rob

Fuck off, Campbell.

Comment by Seb

At I least I don’t have to wait until they can produce them using nano technology, just as you do, love.

Comment by Seb

Are you suggesting I have a micro-penis or that I would like to eat a chocolate variety of them?

Eitherway, that’s fighting talk – except I’m quite shit at that – so lets just change the subject and talk about Italy beating the Frogs πŸ™‚

Comment by Rob

If modelled on seb – the shipping costs would be lower.

Comment by John

You could put them on paper planes and let the wind transport them

Comment by Rob

You know the size of Campbell’s lovestick?

Comment by Seb

I am not quite sure there is any paper that would be strong enough nor any wind that could be powerful enough.

Comment by Seb

Ah yes Italy…did not get that thank you note yet Rob for doing our bit by beating Romania and letting you keep some footy pride what with England out and Italy sending their male models squad instead of football players to Euro 08

Comment by niko

What do you mean YOU DID YOUR BIT … you’re not Dutch are you? The way you are talking, you sound like an Italian – supporting whoever is winning at any given time, ha!

And don’t worry about the paper for the “prick plane”, I have some post-it’s here Seb – they’ll more than do the job πŸ™‚

[You have replaced Marcus in madness, you do realise that πŸ™‚ ]

Comment by Rob

I haven’t replaced Marcus in madness but obviously I get bashed because of Billy’s absence. Billy get the fuck back here. You are the prick who always gets the beating. I’m not used to that.

Comment by Seb

Oh hang on Niko wrote that about the ‘WE’VE DONE OUR BIT’.

Whoops, I thought it was Seb … but hang on, you’re not bloody Dutch either, you just live there. Jesus, another wannabe-Italian πŸ™‚

[Can we all just ignore the comment above this – it’s even more stupid than my usual rubbish]

Comment by Rob

Maybe some chocolate dicks will help.

Comment by Seb

Who is talking about the Dutch

You think those Romanians played that badly on their own??

My peoples literally beat the Romanians so that they would lose…That marketing money don’t keep me fly and blinged up Rob…

Comment by niko

Ahhhhhh – the ol’ Romanian mafia eh.

I salute you Niko – and I also say nice things because I don’t want to be next on the ‘hit list’.

Comment by Rob

What Mafia? I dont’know nothing..I just import olive oil and do marketing at night

P.S. Spain will lose to Italy in the 87th minute via a disputed penalty..now go empty your piggybank πŸ™‚

Comment by niko

You heard it here first.

[Unless the Police are reading this blog]

Comment by Rob

chocolate dicks from the reeperbahn… oh how i miss hamburg! if i knew that they wouldn’t melt on the way over, i would so get you to send them… but a soft prick is no fun. [i can’t believe i just wrote that..WTF?]

Comment by lauren

Hahaha, very creative.

Comment by Zac Martin

You dirty old Aussie.

Comment by Seb

Predictions for the EURO 2008:
Germany will beat Portugal 1:0 after Christiano Ronaldo was sent off with two yellows after pretending to be badly fouled two times in the first 5 minutes.
Turkey will beat Croatia on the pitch. Unfortunately they don’t stop beating them after the final whistle. Croatia reaches the semi.
Spain will destroy Italy, though Luca Toni had approximately 34 chances to score.
Finally the Netherlands will beat Russia what will bring Roman Abramovich to buy the whole squad to play for Chelsea and then take the Russian nationality. Strangely Gus Hiddink will be replaced by a Russian coach.

I beat Andy’s virility that these predictions are 100% true.

Comment by Seb

I mean “I bet”, so Campbell don’t even think about twisting it into a pervert direction against me. Where’s Billy?

Comment by Seb

Getting fucked up in Cannes

Comment by Billy Whizz

Bloody bastard. Oh yeah, pay 10 fucking bucks for a diet coke and send me over some naughty pictures.

Comment by Seb

Does cynic pay you to go there?

Comment by Seb

I’m a man, I don’t drink that girly diet coke stuff. And who cares how much beer costs when I can put it all on expenses.
I can can’t I Rob?
Screw this, it’s time to get smashed. I mean work.
Bye from the seaside.

Hey George, people say it’s quieter this year without you and your vomit display πŸ™‚

Comment by Billy Whizz

We’ll be looking at all of your receipts very carefully Billy.
Enjoy yourself but try and attend some of the workshops, it will help keep Ian quiet.

Comment by George

And I was ill, it was not a laughing matter.

Comment by George

It was a bit of a laughing matter George πŸ™‚

Comment by Pete

poor george. vomit and delhi belly – that’s all we ever hear of you from these guys, you poor thing.

Comment by lauren

HAHAHHAHA this made my day

Comment by Andrea

boob milk lol!

butterfingers lo… oh, thatΒ΄s a real one.

context, context.

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