The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

An ad for something that is “currently unavaialble” – they’d love the post modernism of it all. And there’d be drums.

campbell, what is going on. this is what happens when your write your stupid fucking blog posts in advance. sort it, for once it sounds good

oh.

Very artistic Robert, make sure you tell the judge that when you’re sued 🙂
This also proves that brands are ultimately owned (and destroyed) by the public and all an owner/manufacturer can really do is try and influence the emotional bond people have with their product.
The sad part is that many companies handle this situation by being bland for fear of alienating potential customers but often the brands that command the greatest level of public adoration are the ones that prove what they say even if it encourages a high level of bad sentiment from other segments of society. Better to be adored/hated than being seen as “wallpaper nice”.
I’m really reading too much into this post aren’t I? 🙂

overflowing with joy, sweetness and light.

we should put that concept forward to b&j campbell though theyll probably consign it to the “funny but not appropriate” basket, like my brilliant divorce ice (s)cream idea. not that im fucked off with that decision.

You’re heading for trouble with statements like that Angus!

Yes – that’s why we like you!

Good stuff!! I would love to send this to my client (Mars) just to re-iterate the point that brands live in people’s minds. 😉

And another insight into the campbell mentality.

Yeah Lee – what the hell are you doing using the wrong definition. Anyone would think you have other things on your mind to worry about stuff like that.

Though it does show Mr Dodds is bored 🙂

These ‘chocolate dicks’ you talk about Seb -they wouldn’t be modeled on your own personal appendage would they?

If they are, Lauren can already get them in Melbourne – they’re called “Chocolate Bullets”.

At I least I don’t have to wait until they can produce them using nano technology, just as you do, love.

If modelled on seb – the shipping costs would be lower.

You know the size of Campbell’s lovestick?

Ah yes Italy…did not get that thank you note yet Rob for doing our bit by beating Romania and letting you keep some footy pride what with England out and Italy sending their male models squad instead of football players to Euro 08

I haven’t replaced Marcus in madness but obviously I get bashed because of Billy’s absence. Billy get the fuck back here. You are the prick who always gets the beating. I’m not used to that.

Maybe some chocolate dicks will help.

Ahhhhhh – the ol’ Romanian mafia eh.

I salute you Niko – and I also say nice things because I don’t want to be next on the ‘hit list’.

You heard it here first.

[Unless the Police are reading this blog]

Hahaha, very creative.

Predictions for the EURO 2008:
Germany will beat Portugal 1:0 after Christiano Ronaldo was sent off with two yellows after pretending to be badly fouled two times in the first 5 minutes.
Turkey will beat Croatia on the pitch. Unfortunately they don’t stop beating them after the final whistle. Croatia reaches the semi.
Spain will destroy Italy, though Luca Toni had approximately 34 chances to score.
Finally the Netherlands will beat Russia what will bring Roman Abramovich to buy the whole squad to play for Chelsea and then take the Russian nationality. Strangely Gus Hiddink will be replaced by a Russian coach.

I beat Andy’s virility that these predictions are 100% true.

Getting fucked up in Cannes

Does cynic pay you to go there?

We’ll be looking at all of your receipts very carefully Billy.
Enjoy yourself but try and attend some of the workshops, it will help keep Ian quiet.

It was a bit of a laughing matter George 🙂

HAHAHHAHA this made my day