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Is Rice A Weapon Of Mass Destruction?
August 10, 2020, 7:30 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, China, Comment, Culture, Daily Mail, Food, Health

The picture above is from a headline in the Daily Mail.

I can tell you this …

Throughout my seven years living in China, I can’t tell you many times I heard people had died of heart attacks brought on by ‘arsenic poisoning through too much rice consumption’.

Oh, hang on, yes I can … it was absolutely zero.

Seems the Daily Mail are back to their scare tactic bullshit best, especially as the whole piece sounds like it could have been lifted straight from the fake research website I set up years ago about Asian culture.

We wrote some bollocks about rice there too.

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Your fake research blog sounds like the Daily Mail’s wet dream.

Comment by Bazza

Makes more sense than anything he’s written here.

Comment by Billy Whizz

you just made the most fucking sensible comment youve ever made on here.

Comment by andy@cynic

Well done Billy.

Comment by Rob

First time for everything Billy.

Comment by DH

Charinee nailed it with her comment on the research blog.

Comment by John

Charinee always nailed it with her comments.

Comment by Rob

I’ve seen how much rice you’ve eaten Rob and if you haven’t been poisoned then no one will be.

Comment by Pete

with fucking soy sauce on them like some fucking food heathen twat.

Comment by andy@cynic

Hahahaha … yes.

I assume you are remembering the Chinese wedding we went to where I chose that as my every course. Hahahaha.

Comment by Rob

no im just remembering everyfuckingtime we went out for fucking chinese.

Comment by andy@cynic

Not only can Rob eat more rice and pasta than anyone I know, he prefers it to be so basic that it is the equivalent of eating cardboard.

Comment by DH


Comment by Bazza

I’m not a ricist. But it’s health and safety gone mad, I tell you.

Comment by Man in the street.

are you driving a white ford transit van with the letters kkk along the fucking side?

Comment by andy@cynic

I don’t know if this comment is supposed to be linked to the one above, but he said ricist, not racist.

Comment by DH

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