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How the hell is it June already?
It literally seems like two minutes ago that I was making that epic Christmas ‘Baywatch’ special with my best mate Paul.
You don’t know what I’m talking about?
Weird, as it was a Youtube phenomenon, with an amazing 38 views as of the time of writing.
Oh well, here we are … 6 months into 2018, how has it been for you so far?
I’ll tell you how it’s been for me after I’ve seen how many presents I receive from you on my birthday – which happens in just 12 days time.
Subtle aren’t I?
And yes, this may well be the worst post I’ve ever written.
Well, I could say that if I hadn’t included the ‘career car crash’ film in the post. With it, I think it’s fair to say it absolutely is the worst post I’ve ever written, and that is saying something, especially when I compare it against the iPod singing, Scorpions disaster.
[Which was all your fault Marcus]
Anyway, after all that horror, I wish you a good weekend and if it has deeply disturbed you, remember if I’ve been able to have a semi-decent career with this alarming lack of judgment, you’re going to be just fine.
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It’s five months.
Comment by John June 1, 2018 @ 6:26 amwe already know the fuck cant count ans that is not the biggest issue in this fucking post doddsy.
Comment by andy@cynic June 1, 2018 @ 6:32 amThe biggest issue is that you chose to watch the video.
Comment by John June 1, 2018 @ 6:48 amKill me.
Comment by Billy Whizz June 1, 2018 @ 6:26 amThat can be arranged.
Comment by Rob June 1, 2018 @ 8:39 amwhat the fuck were you thinking?
Comment by andy@cynic June 1, 2018 @ 6:31 amhow were you not arrested. or divorced. or kicked out the fucking country.
how have you got a wife and a job. stephen hawking couldnt work that shit out. you are a fucking car crash campbell. the only positive is you dont drink because i dont want to think what that would mean for your level of fuckwitness.
my eyes are going to sue.
Worse, we did it on Christmas day.
Comment by Rob June 1, 2018 @ 8:39 amyou were the christmas fucking turkeys.
Comment by andy@cynic June 1, 2018 @ 9:45 amyou and your fucking mate paul deserve eachother. but the world doesnt.
Comment by andy@cynic June 1, 2018 @ 6:34 amFucking hell.
Comment by DH June 1, 2018 @ 6:40 amPlease stick to strategy Robert.
Comment by Lee Hill June 1, 2018 @ 6:53 amI’m talking about it being June 1 already. Amazing.
Comment by DH June 1, 2018 @ 7:17 amtwat.
Comment by andy@cynic June 1, 2018 @ 7:29 amYou are shameless Robert. Both for the video and your birthday reminder subtlety.
Comment by George June 1, 2018 @ 7:37 amYes … the birthday reminder is the most important one. Ha.
Comment by Rob June 1, 2018 @ 8:43 amyou do know when you have to remind people of your birthday it means youre as popular as hitler?
Comment by andy@cynic June 1, 2018 @ 9:46 amThat’s because Rob knows he’s as popular as hitler. Though he’s more Mussolini.
Comment by DH June 1, 2018 @ 2:17 pmWhere was that shot, Rob? Skegness?
Comment by Ian Gee June 1, 2018 @ 7:37 pmSunny Skegness.
Comment by Rob June 2, 2018 @ 10:58 am