If Marketing Automation Means Sending Out Emails With Statements That Don’t Lead Anywhere …
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August 8, 2017, 6:10 am
Filed under: Attitude & Aptitude, Crap Marketing Ideas From History!, Marketing Fail
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… then the answer is a definitive no.
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Hilarious. What makes it funnier is that I am up early because I’m attending a marketing automation conference. No joke.
Comment by George August 8, 2017 @ 6:23 amyour life is so fucking interesting. no its not.
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2017 @ 7:03 amYou didn’t need to add the last sentence. I would have known you were being sarcastic.
Comment by George August 8, 2017 @ 7:43 amIsn’t marketing automation too sophisticated to replace you?
Comment by John August 8, 2017 @ 6:25 am10 Print “Rob isn’t too sophisticated to be automated”
Comment by DH August 8, 2017 @ 6:34 am20 Goto 10
you sad fuck.
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2017 @ 7:00 amand this doesnt make you a coder it makes you a wanker.
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2017 @ 7:01 amWow … that brings back memories.
Comment by Rob August 8, 2017 @ 7:52 amRelive it here:
http://tinyurl.com/y6vq3b7b
[I only found this because I wanted to check that Dave had written the right ‘code’]
Comment by Rob August 8, 2017 @ 7:54 amWhat’s that thing in the middle of the heads venn diagram supposed to be? A balloon? Sounds about right, full of air.
Comment by DH August 8, 2017 @ 6:35 amfucking planners.
Comment by andy@cynic August 8, 2017 @ 6:59 amOh trust me Andy, planners do not have the monopoly of being full of air.
Comment by Rob August 8, 2017 @ 7:52 amThe correct answer to the question is “not yet.”
Comment by George August 8, 2017 @ 7:46 amI would be fine if adland talked about it in those terms, but in it’s quest to look cutting edge, they communicate it like it’s already here in its flawless state and while that might get them some PR headlines, it also gets them a shitload of ridicule. And they deserve it.
Comment by Rob August 8, 2017 @ 7:51 amThe correct answer is not all marketing.
Comment by John August 8, 2017 @ 8:01 amRobots wouldn’t wear birkenstocks
Comment by northern August 8, 2017 @ 8:35 amAnother positive point for them.
Comment by Rob August 8, 2017 @ 8:44 am