The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


If Marketing Automation Means Sending Out Emails With Statements That Don’t Lead Anywhere …

… then the answer is a definitive no.


17 Comments

Hilarious. What makes it funnier is that I am up early because I’m attending a marketing automation conference. No joke.

Comment by George

your life is so fucking interesting. no its not.

Comment by andy@cynic

You didn’t need to add the last sentence. I would have known you were being sarcastic.

Comment by George

Isn’t marketing automation too sophisticated to replace you?

Comment by John

10 Print “Rob isn’t too sophisticated to be automated”
20 Goto 10

Comment by DH

you sad fuck.

Comment by andy@cynic

and this doesnt make you a coder it makes you a wanker.

Comment by andy@cynic

Wow … that brings back memories.

Comment by Rob

Relive it here:

http://tinyurl.com/y6vq3b7b

[I only found this because I wanted to check that Dave had written the right ‘code’]

Comment by Rob

What’s that thing in the middle of the heads venn diagram supposed to be? A balloon? Sounds about right, full of air.

Comment by DH

fucking planners.

Comment by andy@cynic

Oh trust me Andy, planners do not have the monopoly of being full of air.

Comment by Rob

The correct answer to the question is “not yet.”

Comment by George

I would be fine if adland talked about it in those terms, but in it’s quest to look cutting edge, they communicate it like it’s already here in its flawless state and while that might get them some PR headlines, it also gets them a shitload of ridicule. And they deserve it.

Comment by Rob

The correct answer is not all marketing.

Comment by John

Robots wouldn’t wear birkenstocks

Comment by northern

Another positive point for them.

Comment by Rob




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