The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


And They Say China Doesn’t Innovate …
August 23, 2016, 6:20 am
Filed under: Crap Products In History, Cunning, Embarrassing Moments, Marketing Fail

… and you thought it was just Uncle Martian that was taking the most blatant piss …

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Why are your posts so short?
What are you trying to set us up for?

Comment by DH August 23, 2016 @ 6:30 am

Cue: evil laugh.

Comment by Rob August 23, 2016 @ 8:17 am


This is more evidence why the Daily Mail is dangerous to society.

Comment by George August 23, 2016 @ 6:52 am

A German woman wearing birkenstocks is on brand.

Comment by Bazza August 23, 2016 @ 7:54 am

Fortunately, that’s also Rob’s alter-ego.

Comment by John August 23, 2016 @ 8:02 am

So I influence Heidi Klum? Sounds about right.

Comment by Rob August 23, 2016 @ 8:18 am

More Merkel than Klum.

Comment by John August 23, 2016 @ 8:22 am

You bought it didn’t you Robert.

Comment by George August 23, 2016 @ 6:47 am

Bought it? He blagged a freebie in exchange for product placement across his extensive social media presence.

Comment by John August 23, 2016 @ 6:51 am

Of course. Just like I bought the Gooapple.
And I get to justify it by taking it to conferences as examples of the sort of madness we are seeing these days. Where China doesn’t just copy one brand, but multiples and creates what I call the superfake.

Comment by Rob August 23, 2016 @ 8:19 am

Oh Robert.

Comment by Lee Hill August 23, 2016 @ 10:51 am

Frankenstein gaming.

Comment by Pete August 23, 2016 @ 7:05 am

Their samsung apple phone will be called sample.

Comment by Billy Whizz August 23, 2016 @ 7:13 am

Who wrote that for you?

Comment by DH August 23, 2016 @ 7:43 am

Autocorrect.

Comment by John August 23, 2016 @ 8:01 am

I’m with John.

Comment by Rob August 23, 2016 @ 8:20 am

Last time I was in one of those Chinese electronics markets, there was a lot of stuff from Parasolic. I think they had an umbrella brand strategy …

Comment by Ian Gee August 23, 2016 @ 9:04 am

Do you have a room full of ‘curiosities’ like this?

Comment by Northern August 23, 2016 @ 1:38 pm

havent been to his house for fucking years but i bet it looks like a fucking pedos palace for attracting nerd kids.

Comment by andy@cynic August 23, 2016 @ 9:48 pm

Each of his properties has a wing devoted to crappy gadgets, musc and fashion.

Comment by John August 23, 2016 @ 10:38 pm

With the amount of properties he owns, that means he has more stuff than Amazon.

Comment by Bazza August 23, 2016 @ 10:46 pm


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