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No, it’s not a joke, it’s the ‘Double O’ push up panties that are available for the bargain price of just US$62.
Sixty two bucks to have an ass that looks like it can kick start a Boeing 747 … what happened to just eating 3 trays of Krispy Kremes?
It can only be a matter of time before someone launches the ‘Ball Sack Balloon’ … a device that immediately makes you look like a real-life Buster Gonad.
Can you imagine being the R&D guy who came up with this?
The little blonde haired, blue eyed son looks up to his Father and with his angelic face asks …
“What did you do today Daddy?”
The man looks down, and with a tear in his eye simply replies,
“Prostitute myself”
… before slowly walking up the stairs to the bathroom, slitting his wrists and lying in a bath of warm water, waiting for death to wash over him whilst muttering how he didn’t spend 7 years studying at engineering college just to design a pair of push up pants.
Possibly.
[Thanks – I think – to Freddie for sending me this]
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I know this blog is a load of twaddle, but I am aware that of late, I’ve been writing a lot more twaddle than usual.
There’s loads of reasons for this [mainly I’m thick and have no ideas] however I do intend to get back to writing more advertisingy type posts very soon and I am glad [and shocked] you have still been popping by to give me your 2 cents of insults, ha!
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Funny how seeing yourself do a presentation helps you realise you look a complete prick. I’m dreading the actual PSFK video coming out because I think that might stop me doing this public ranting once and for all! [Then again ... 🙂 ]
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So I’ve just found out that 5 … that’s FIVE … friends of mine are heading for divorce.
OK, so in a couple of cases I am actually happy because they’ve been treated like shit for ages and deserve a whole lot better – but Christ almighty, what’s going on out there?
I blame shows like Sex And The City and The Young And The Restless for giving people the wrong impression of what they should expect from a marriage and what they think they can get away with.
Fucking Americans, everything shit is their fault.
[To my currently divorced friends – I know in every case you are innocent and were married to bitches and bastards so don’t take this personally]
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… don’t ask for a payrise.
It was bad enough when they put a Worldwide ban on all hiring – be it a replacement for someone who has already left or even a bloody freelancer [read: you’re going to be working a fuckload harder for less] – however now this report has come out, you can expect lights, air-conditioning and water to be turned off as well.
I wonder if they still have the nerve to say their staff is their greatest asset?