The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Design Intelligence …
December 10, 2007, 7:26 am
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I’ve written tons of posts about how important I regard packaging design interms of enhancing and building a brand ‘persona’ in the eyes of the consumer.

Loads of companies do it really well and far too many do it fucking terribly … and yet in a World where people are becoming increasingly cynical as regards the ‘promises’ they are told via marketing communication, packaging can act as a very powerful and tangible ‘truth point’ which can help build some real trust with customers.

Apple are one of the best at this.

They appreciate the importance of ‘ceremony of purchase’ … so even when you are buying the cheapest of cheap iPOD’s … you still get a packaging component that makes it feel special, valuable, important. 

It’s these little touches that helps people ‘feel’ they’ve made the right choice … it’s something high-end fashion brands do exceptionally well and yet the practice can [and should] be incorporated into brands / products that are much more accessible to the general public.

[It’s off the point, but I do want to bring your attention to this post I wrote about ‘TRANSFORMER Packaging’]

Anyway just recently I came across a bottled water that I thought showed some real design ingenuity.

04/12/2007

Can you see what I was excited about?

OK, you’re probably not as sad as me … however what I liked was that they’d designed the top of the bottle to look like condensation was running down the sides – giving the impression it was cold and inviting when in reality it was warmer than a urine sample given in a Doctors office on a summers day with the air conditioning turned off.

Hmmmmn, that’s probably not the best analogy is it.

Anyway, while some people will bang on about the fact that this could lead to a disappointing consumer experience – the fact is, you can tell a designer not only understood the human psyche, but found a way to incorporate it into their overall solution which is far better than about 80% of ad campaigns currently running around the World.

I honestly believe that at present, the best consumer planning is coming more from packaging and R&D companies than ad agencies.

This is sad for a number of reasons … but the main one is that yet again it demonstrates how adland is losing touch with society which inturn, undermines our ability to demonstrate our worth to industry.

I cannot tell you how much it pisses me off when I meet some guy with the job title ‘ad planner’ who then can only talk interms of observation without any ability to explain WHY people are acting a particular way or WHAT a brand could do to exploit/maximise the opportunity.

Planning is about intelligence, imagination, bravery, collaboration, ingenuity, creativity … if it was just about fucking observation, adland could save itself a truckload of money and just hire people with Handicams to walk around the streets all day.

If you are one of those ‘advertising planners’ who fails to realise the job requires real human interaction, then

[1] please go and see what Charles is doing

[2] if you’re not inspired by it, resign immediately … or …

[3] go and throw yourself under the next speeding car

Ahem.

OK, so I know that in the case of the bottle above, that little design touch won’t make it into a highly desirable or successful brand [especially as it is an International Hotel’s ‘own label’] however interms of demonstrating the influence design can have in people’s decision making habits, it’s pretty good.

I believe planning thrives when there is breadth and depth of opinion … that means getting out from your desk and going into the big, bad World … because at the end of the day, planning should be as much an outdoor pursuit as an indoor one. 

Go and meet with packaging designers [and no, ‘advertising art directors’ don’t count!] … go and find out how they think … because one day, the knowledge you pick up could be the difference between being employed or just another candidate.

[I’m lucky, my wife does this sort of this so I am continually subjected to her banging on about how important design is, ha!]

Finally, for those people who are tempted to write in and say that having a bottle that appears ‘chilled’ is potentially minimising it’s appeal in Asia [because depending on things like culture, environment and weather, people actively choose their water to be drunk hot, warm or cold] I say to them …

 [1] the bottle is an International Hotel’s own label so it’s a high proportion of the people consuming will come from countries where ‘cold’ is the de facto for consumption.

… and …

[2] you’re an anal [and clever] little sod!



Whose This Big Chicken? [This Is Porn For KFC]
December 7, 2007, 6:13 pm
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It’s a WPP Singapore Christmas party tonight and the theme is Shanghai. [Don’t ask!]

Because I am a culturally sensitive bastard, I’m going as the ugliest, angriest, most offensive strain of Bird Flu!

07/12/2007

Admit it, I look soooooooooo hot!

Maybe that has to do with the fact it’s fucking boiling in this thing!

2/1 they try and exterminate me by the end of the night.

Have a top weekend all … Byeeeeee!



Accidental Brilliance …
December 7, 2007, 4:27 pm
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Go to the brilliant Servant Of Chaos blog and see an amazing example of bad media placement.  Well, when I say bad – I mean it in a good / interesting way.

How I wish that was an ad for an ‘Air Conditioning’ company!

And for another Act of God – or do I mean Gold? – click here  [Thanks Marcus!]

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Dodd’s Needs To Get His Credit Card Out …
December 7, 2007, 7:40 am
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Emah

… and buy an enormous birthday pressie for the wonderful Emah who hits 24 on Sunday!

Come on man, after all the hell you’ve put her through, it’s the least you can do

Cheques can be made payable to: R Campbell … I’ll make sure she gets it. Honest.



Painful Lessons I’ve Learnt #1
December 7, 2007, 7:26 am
Filed under: Potential Darwin Awards

Cat claw

Don’t try and get the kinks out of a pair of iPOD headphones by letting the cable accidentally dangle infront of a kitten …

… a kitten who is standing on a table opposite you …

… a table just above groin height …

… because the mad bundle of fluff will probably think it’s a game …

… a game where she has to jump at the items infront of her …

… a jump that will require her to run full pelt … 

… because what ends up happening …

… is she lands smack bang in your midsection …

… a section where she then rams in her claws …

… because she wants to stay close to ‘the game’ …

… even though in reality …

… she’s digging into a VERY sensitive part of the body …

… a part of the body that will result in her ‘Dad’ …

… never becoming a ‘Dad’ for real.

Yes, this did happen which is why I am now speaking in a much higher pitched voice and have a wife who is wetting herself everytime she looks at me.