Whose This Big Chicken? [This Is Porn For KFC]
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December 7, 2007, 6:13 pm
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It’s a WPP Singapore Christmas party tonight and the theme is Shanghai. [Don’t ask!]
Because I am a culturally sensitive bastard, I’m going as the ugliest, angriest, most offensive strain of Bird Flu!
Admit it, I look soooooooooo hot!
Maybe that has to do with the fact it’s fucking boiling in this thing!
2/1 they try and exterminate me by the end of the night.
Have a top weekend all … Byeeeeee!
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You mean – you’re attending the party as a Subservient Chicken of WPP. 😉
Comment by pooR\ December 7, 2007 @ 6:16 pmNow you really are a cock.
Comment by Rob Mortimer December 7, 2007 @ 6:24 pmA heavily contagious cock for that.
And… nah this is too easy.
You’re foul. Boom tish.
Comment by Pete December 7, 2007 @ 6:33 pmpluck off.
Comment by The Kaiser December 7, 2007 @ 6:38 pmEggxellent costume/
Comment by NP December 7, 2007 @ 8:17 pmReminds me of old times.
Comment by btbb December 7, 2007 @ 9:20 pmyes!! finally cookies comes through with the goods!!
Comment by lauren December 7, 2007 @ 9:39 pmthats the only way jill will ever get a big cock while married to you. sad bastard, hope youre ruining everyones night.
Comment by andy@cynic December 7, 2007 @ 10:14 pmwell this is Singapore, they just might exterminate you before the party even starts
Comment by Su December 7, 2007 @ 10:24 pmClucking hell Rob. That’s really plucked.
Comment by Will December 8, 2007 @ 2:01 amYou are a fucking tripper. I love it.
Comment by Angus December 8, 2007 @ 2:34 amSo how was the party mate? Was it a party for all the WPP agencies? Love the costume by the way. We had our agency party on the same night and it was great fun. The theme was ‘military’. I thought for a moment I had arrived at some dodgy guns and ammo convention in Nevada or somewhere where hordes of scantily clad ‘military girls’ walk around with protruding weapons of mass distraction.
Comment by fredrik sarnblad December 9, 2007 @ 2:48 pmI’m either too old or too cynical … or both … because I found the whole thing absolutely wank.
It was what I imagine, a Born Again Christian convention would be like, where everyone acts in a state of over-enthusiastic euphoria when underneath it all they are miserable but don’t want to admit it because they either [1] don’t know any better [2] don’t want to ‘stand out’ from the rest of the brainwashed.
Does that answer your question? Ha
Comment by Rob December 9, 2007 @ 4:22 pmProbably both mate. Ha. You should have come over to our party instead and you should have brought Andy along.
Comment by fredrik sarnblad December 9, 2007 @ 6:01 pman ad agency party in singapore with a swede as company? did you all wear cardigans and play pass the parcel? thanks freddie but i think im having a shit.
Comment by andy@cynic December 9, 2007 @ 6:35 pmNo Andy. My level of influence isn’t strong enough to make everybody in the agency dress and play exactly like I do. It was the six dussins of ladies I thought you would have enjoyed on a much deeper [emotional] level.
Comment by fredrik sarnblad December 9, 2007 @ 7:38 pmDid you go as the whole creature or just a bit of a cock? 🙂
Comment by Charles Frith December 10, 2007 @ 11:13 am