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Dodd’s Needs To Get His Credit Card Out …
December 7, 2007, 7:40 am
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Emah

… and buy an enormous birthday pressie for the wonderful Emah who hits 24 on Sunday!

Come on man, after all the hell you’ve put her through, it’s the least you can do

Cheques can be made payable to: R Campbell … I’ll make sure she gets it. Honest.


32 Comments

Happy birthday for Sunday Emah, I hope John buys your something expensive 🙂

Comment by Pete

happy birthday emah. come over to this side of the world, i have something very big id like to give you 🙂

Comment by andy@cynic

Welcome back lovely Andy …

In just 21 words you manage to flatter, insult, seduce and offend all at the same time. Nice to see nothing’s changed too much on your side. 🙂

Have a great weekend with the guys – do Jamie proud – and I look forward to catching up again next week.

Comment by Rob

Happy birthday Emah and if you don’t mind me saying, that is a very beautiful photo of you. I hope you have a very wonderful day.

Comment by George

Andy please behave.
Happy birthday Emah, I hope you have a lovely and memorable day and please don’t worry about my husbands comment about your beautiful photo being anything other than genuine, his life wouldn’t be worth living if he was a sleaze. 😉

Comment by Mary Bryant

Yeah … you tell ’em Mary.

And I particulary love the threat to launch a ‘Rosie’ style attack on George if he steps out of line, but with 3 kids already, would he really give a damn if he’s reproduction capabilities are taken away from him?

Comment by Rob

Not only that Mary – Dodds would kick the shit out of George if he made a move on his ‘woman’.

Hahaha!

Comment by Rob

There’s only one person who wears the trousers in my house and I am constantly being reminded that it is not me. Hugs and kisses to all my girls.

Comment by George

I’ve just realised I’ve used this blog to tell my family I love them. I feel depraved.

Comment by George

Oh George, I can’t even begin to imagine what you must be going through right now, let alone your family.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

I can Fred, and it makes me smile as much as George grinned over Rosie’s ‘attack’ on my ‘jewels’.

Comment by Rob

Group hug everyone? 😉

Comment by Charles Frith

Me ‘n Emah first eh. Many happy returns Emah.

Comment by Charles Frith

Happy birthday Emah. I have a hangover.

Good morning.

Comment by The Kaiser

Andy that comment was genius and idiocy in one go. Welcome back.

Happy Birthday Emah!

Comment by Rob Mortimer

That’s Andy … genius and idiot in one rather over-sized package 😉

Comment by Rob

Happy birthday Emah. Stay away from Dodds.

Comment by Angus

Emah, listen to Angus.

Comment by The Kaiser

Rob, shouldn’t that be “generous” package… or is he as tight as a Scotsman in a machine washed denim kilt thats two sizes too small?

Comment by Rob Mortimer

I’ve never heard of a penis being “generous”.

Comment by The Kaiser

I didnt know I was talking about a penis, unless thats his new nickname…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Poor Emah… all the posts about her end up talking about Dodds and Andy.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

… and penises [is that even a word?]

Comment by Rob

Rob M – I think the two words Andy & Penis sit well with each other. Where as Dodds & Emah thankfully do not.

Comment by The Kaiser

Nor Andy and Emah, nor P(thats quiiite enough – Rob’s inner editor)

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Dear Emah,

I must apologise for the inefficiency of my admin assistant Mr. Campbell in bringing this important information to me at such a late hour.

I wish you a very happy birthday and must say it is amazing that you do not look much older than your years given the intolerable conditions under which you have to work.

Angus – I’ll deal with you later!

Comment by John Dodds

How come when Dodds posts to Emah I can hear the Pink Panther theme in the distance..?

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Pink Panther? I hear “wanna be in my gang”.

Comment by The Kaiser

More like a stitch-up!

Comment by John Dodds

There’s no law about sending expensive presents AFTER the event Mr Dodds … except given you’ll be living in the ‘nonce’ wing of Strangeways, you probably have a good excuse.

Byeeeee

Comment by Rob

Perhaps its a mash up?

Comment by Rob Mortimer

have an awesome birthday on sunday emah, although if you get this before then, you really need to get a life – we may check this thing on the weekend, but there is no sane reason for you too (get out while you can)!

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