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A journalist with a rather well known industry magazine told me …
“Before I met you, I was a dedicated professional!”
I’ve never been so proud in my life! Ha
[You know who I am talking about don’t you Mr-Man-Of-The-Streets. Ahem!]
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Based on this conference, my personal score for today would be …

[The scary thing is that I think the delegates would rate it much higher!]
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Given I won’t be blogging for the next couple of days [bar a daily ‘interesting rating’] I thought I’d upload one of the articles I wrote for MTV which …
1 I’ve been banging on about for ages
2 Seemed to cause such a debate within the music business
As you will hopefully be able to tell, its rather tongue-in-cheek … though the comments I make about Chris Martin – and his bloody wife – aren’t, ha!
[To view without the aid of a microscope … click on the box marked ‘On Slide Show’ [bottom right] then when it takes you to the website where the orginal article is held, click on the box marked ‘FULL’ and with abit of luck, you’ll be able to read the ramblings of an Anti-Coldplay fan with relative ease]
I’m off now so wish me luck with the conference … I assure you I am going to need it, ha!
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Remember those presentations I spent so long pontificating about recently?
Well for the next 2 days – inbetween a plethora of speakers – I’m going to be stuck in a corporate hotel board room, presenting them to a bunch of people who probably would rather be somewhere else.
And you know what … I don’t blame them because I’d rather be somewhere else too.
Billy’s bored and he’s not even going!
That’s not because I don’t like what I’ve written – I do – it’s because the conference is about a subject matter that …
1 While the concept is pretty interesting, it is not … in my opinion … as genius as everyone keeps thinking [or telling everyone] it is
2 Is happy to ignore the issues that I believe are critical to achieve what they want [By this, I mean the conference is ignoring them, not the philosophy]
You see I just can’t present something I don’t believe in which is why I took so bloody long to write the soddin’ things.
OK so I pontificated abit … but the real issue was trying to find a way where I wouldn’t feel mentally and morally ‘violated’ whilst also keeping the conference organisers from thinking I’d [totally] fucked them over.
I think I have succeeded, I’ll let you know on Thursday, haha!
[I’ll post daily ‘interesting ratings’ to keep you in the loop]
And if you are wondering WHY I would present at a conference I am not totally enamoured with – all I will say is that at some point in our lives, we all have to pay the piper, ha! [Are your ears are burning Chris, Andy and George! 🙂 ]

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Based on this conference, my personal score for today would be …
[And this time, I think the delegates would all rate it about the same, ha!!]
Thank-the-Lord it’s all over and normality can return to my [working] life – as will hopefully be demonstrated by tomorrow’s post.
To be fair it was no where near as bad as I thought it was going to be – but I still had to keep banging on how theory means nothing unless you actually do something about it interms of the output you create.
I hope the message gets through [especially to ‘senior people’] because otherwise the whole thing will be in vain and the staff [not to mention the public] ultimately lose out.