Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Crap Products In History, Empathy
A few weeks ago – the day after halloween to be precise – I woke up to seeing I was tagged on an instagram photo.
When I clicked on the link, I saw this …
Yes … that’s me.
As a pumpkin.
For Halloween.
And you want to know what’s even scarier? Yes, even scarier than me as a pumpkin.
It was done by someone I’ve not met.
WHAT. THE. FUCK?!
On the bright side, while it is hideously ugly – or said another way, a perfect representation of me – it’s not a voodoo doll and in a weird way, it’s like a compliment. Sure, a twisted, back-handed compliment, but when you’re my age, beggars can’t be choosers.
So to the wonderfully, stark-raving-bonkers Jess Politi … thank you for [finally] making me good enough to eat, even though I suspect I was much better used as something you could slowly burn and then smash repeatedly in the face with a hammer, thus fulfilling the aspirations of hundreds of past and present colleagues of mine.
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Best shot of you I’ve seen in decades.
Comment by DH November 30, 2018 @ 6:23 amI have to agree. I also am more tanned than I ever was in LA … even though I do look a bit too Tango man for my liking.
Comment by Rob November 30, 2018 @ 9:34 amtango boy. thats going to fucking stick.
Comment by andy@cynic November 30, 2018 @ 11:37 amSomeone needs to see a doctor.
Comment by Bazza November 30, 2018 @ 7:09 amYes … and I think if they saw this post, they would diagnose 6 months rest.
Comment by Rob November 30, 2018 @ 9:35 amYou should see the likenesses that people don’t send you.
Comment by John November 30, 2018 @ 9:36 amdo they look like you doddsy?
Comment by andy@cynic November 30, 2018 @ 11:37 amtheres sick fucks and theres the person who did this. their only saving grace is they made you look even more hideous and captured the mushiness of your alleged fucking brain.
Comment by andy@cynic November 30, 2018 @ 11:37 amCongratulations. You have arrived.
Comment by Up In Your Business November 30, 2018 @ 1:14 pmIn hell.
Comment by DH November 30, 2018 @ 2:36 pmDon’t you mean hell has arrived at Rob?
Comment by Bazza November 30, 2018 @ 6:55 pm